So
Miss Mad Munchkin...
A little
Bat
Fluttered out of Hell
And told me this very night...
...that you...
HATE
...red and black ponies.
As a pony of the ebony and crimson variety myself...
I am...
Curious
...to find out your reason behind such hatred.
But you better make it a well thought out explanation, my dear...
...because otherwise...
...you...
and your primitive and simple little existence...
will be...
well let's just say your end shall be rather messy.
and so, my dear...
...care to explain...
why.
EVIL you say?
You believe I am EVIL?
I am NOT evil!
I am simply...
...misunderstood.
No one...
...gets me, you know?
No one understands me, not truly.
I mean...
I've seen some THINGS...
...and...some other things...
and some
Stuff.
And some other stuff.
Stuff and things and...things and stuff.
Things and stuff that an innocent and simple little earth pony like yourself
simply could not comprehend.
I am...
Deep.
Dark.
Brooding.
And...mysterious!
I am...
Broken.
Tortured.
And...tragic!
My name is-
My name...
...is a secret!
It is a name SO terrible...
...so vile...
and so WICKED
that to utter a single syllable
...would make your ears bleed.
...and your eyes pop out of your skull!
...and would make you sneeze.
...and probably projectile vomit.
...Perhaps I'll concoct a deliciously vile cocktale from your blood
using your eyeballs instead of olives!
...or perhaps I'll just simply...
...carry your eyes around on a key chain.
I don't know, I'm still thinking about it.
...Discord...?
DISCORD?!?
Do not get me started on that pathetic little flip flop of a draqonaquis.
That spirit of chaos and disharmony is nothing but a joke!
He has become trapped in your highly seductive trap of friendship.
He is under the illusion that friendship somehow makes his life worth living.
It gives meaning to his existence.
It's pathetic.
He has disregarded everything that made him Discord in the first place!
Now he's just having tea parties with ponies.
It's disgusting and demeaning.
FRIENDS!?!
Friends...
Friends make you weak!
Where I come from there are no need of friends.
I only need...isolation.
Emptiness.
Quiet.
...and shadow.
Not a scooby.
Well, yes! You are terribly correct!
I may require...
...some assistance in figuring out my meaningless existence...
You better pray that you can figure out a back story for me, because if you cannot-
My my...what a beautiful specimen of a mare you are...
My dear...
Have you ever heard of such a ritual entitled...
Malificarum...?
Oh I promise you it won't hurt at all...
All it will cost you is your
SOOOOOOOUUUUUUULL!
I...don't understand...
Miss Mad Munchkin, you did NOT tell me you had a Discord fan girl in here!
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! I GET THE POINT!
WHATEVER YOU SAY!! JUST TELL HER TO STOP HURTING ME!
Wh...wh...what are you doing with that mop?
Wha...what are you...
wait...
Wait!
No. NO!
(...a very long scream...)
You...
FOOLISH viewers...
That continued watching til the end of the video...
I may have been defeated by the indestructible and incorruptible Mary Sue...
But this is simply a momentary set back
For I...
Lord Insertnamehere...
...will have my vengeance...
Oh yes.
Mad Munchkin...will pay for making a fool out of me.
She'll see...
She'll see!
YOU WILL ALL SEE!
(Evil laugh...and dramatic music )
D...d...does anyone have a band aid?
Anyone?
HELLOOOOO?!?
Am I talking to, what...HYPERSPACE?..
...Nobody's listening...