'HAUNTERS' Theme Jingle
When my greatest inspiration
Hieronymus Bosch
painted hell
He forgot to add young girls
named Iggigg!
(piano music)
So, basically, Gent tried to kill me...
You're a pretty dead already.
And I would never have known.
But then, I saw her
Penny
I saw who she was.
And, you know who she was?
Do you know who she was?
She was me.
Me.
The social media monster.
I can't go back to pranking now.
Gent took that from me, too
You know, he's not even a fucking jerk he's a - -
Scum.
Hmmm
A hemorrhoid on a maggots ass
Ahhhh
A festering bowl of...
Dog snot.
RAWWWWW!!!
That smell you can't get out of a dead person's bed.
Yeah.
I was just gonna say asshole, but...
yours works.
Mhm.
yeah
(slurping)
Not much health to die.
And the girl screwed it all up
All the pretending that I liked her.
I don't like anybody.
She thought she was my friend, I don't have friends.
And acting as if I wanted to go back to wretched life
darkness...
All I want is da - -
(Go Trog! Yeah Trog!)
He's sweet
for a caveman
I'm sorry about that Club thing. I think that was kind of my bad.
Don't be. It's in his nature.
Look
You're swell haunter
but Gent?
Hmm.
He ain't.
He needs to use you to get out of here.
Good luck.
He lied to me.
That's because he's a liar.
It's in his nature
Just like bringing men and women to their knees is in mine
We're happiest when we do what's in our nature. Believe me.
I just... I don't think I want to be that person anymore.
I don't want to haunt.
You appeared in a physical form
Embrace it girl!
Because when you're not doing within your nature, you might as well be...
(pew)
dead
(Upbeat cymbal and piano music)
You got caught spraying paint from a can.They can't catch you. You're an artist man.
Be true to who you are. A cool cat.
Don't be a square come on and take a stand.
You've got abilities, so don't be ill at ease.
It's only natural that you will
Do what's in your nature.
Vivian keeps on Livian. Francis loves to dances.
(bring on the woodwinds!)
(sniff sniff)
Huh, ha!
They think you're weird for sniffing some shoes.
But, it's your fetish! Let it shine on through!
Sins ain't sins when you're busy doing
Exactly what you're meant to do
Baby, you got a gift
So, come on, let 'er rip.
It's only natural that you will - do what's in your nature
Louise, be a sleaze.
Dolores, touch your cl- -
heh, eh, eh, eh, erm!!
Oh, sorry.
Touch your clitoris
Touch your....
(ding ding)
(dance break!)
(more jazzy woodwind!)
(jazzing it up!)
Here you are with a talent to haunt haunt.
They say, if you got it, go flaunt.
Beat your own drummer. Have fun while you do.
And baby, you'll get what you want
Honey you got knack.
So chug on down that track.
It's only natural. That's you will - do what's in your nature.
Anna, go bananas.
Iggy,
That's a nice theory, but just look at where my nature got me.
I'm miserable in purgatory
Well,
maybe jerkiness isn't you?
Your true nature is in your bones, Iggy.
Who made them bones?
My Dad?
mMm
Meow...
pewwww
Gross.
He's a good man.
Maybe, I'm good too?
Maybe he would've shown me how to - -
Do what's in your nature?
Not be a jerk.
And, I can't go back to Earth to meet him, and it's not like he's coming here
But,
You did appear in physical form
Yeah...
And if I could appear for my dad - -
Now, that might constitute a meeting
And if I could last in physical form for hours, or days even!
But first, you need up here again, which means doing exactly what you did the first time.
When you were haunting uh...
Penny
Penny...
Oh my god!
It was a nightmare
So next, I called the cops and I told him everything that happened
And they looked at the door locks and and and I was like Hello. It was a ghost and they were like well
There's no sign of forced entry and I was like yeah, ghost like look at my mirror
And then they just started to crack up like they couldn't hold it anymore
And they all just had a good laugh and nobody believed me at all and I was like understandably upset
But I know what I saw!
What did you see exactly?