♪♪♪ >>> IT'S TIME TO PLAY "WHAT'S
WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?" ♪♪♪
[ APPLAUSE ] >> WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER
EDITION OF "WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?"
I'M ELLIOTT PANTS. LET'S PLAY.
IT COULDN'T BE SIMPLER. YOU LOOK AT THE PICTURE.
YOU TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT.
THE WINNER TAKES HOME A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF TROJAN LILS.
TROJAN LILS. BECAUSE YOURS STILL DOES WHAT
THE BIG ONES DO. [ LAUGHTER ]
LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANT GINA. >> HI, I'M GINA.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I JUST SAID THAT.
THEO. >> ARMED AND READY TO PLAY.
>> ARMED? [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT WORRIES ME. CARRIE.
>> I'M THE QUEEN LOOKING FOR HER KING
WITH THE BLING-BLING. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WELL, THIS IS NOT A DATING SHOW.
ALRIGHT. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT OUR FIRST
PUZZLE, SHALL WE? WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THIS PICTURE? ♪♪♪
TAKE A HARD LOOK, GUYS. SOMETHING IN THIS PICTURE ISN'T
QUITE RIGHT. >> I KNOW.
>> GINA. >> SOMETHING GAY HAPPENED IN THE
LAST PLAY. AND NOW IT'S WEIGHING ON THE
WHOLE GAME. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? NO.
THEO. >> I HATE TO SAY THIS BUT THE
SCORE IS 0, BECAUSE NUMBER 12 IS SLOW.
NOT WITH LEGS. UP HERE.
>> MY GOD, NO. LOOK AT PLAYER NUMBER 10.
>> OH, I SEE. THERE'S NO CRACK IN THE BOOTY.
THE POOP GOES OUT THE FRONT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> STOP IT. SOMETHING SHOULDN'T BE THERE.
>> OH, NUMBER 3 IS ELLEN DeGENERES.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND SHE'S GOING TO MISS HER
SHOW. BUT SHE DOESN'T CARE, BECAUSE
ELLEN LIVES TO HOOP. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> LOOK AT NUMBER 10. LOOK AT HIS BALL.
>> EW, YOU LOOK AT IT IF YOU LIKE IT SO MUCH.
NOW YOU MADE ME FEEL WEIRD. >> IT'S A SOCCER BALL.
ALL RIGHT. THEO.
>> CHECK IT. THE TEACHER'S HIS DAD.
HE KNOWS HE'S BEING DOUBT-FIRED. HE JUST DON'T KNOW WHERE IT GOES
FROM HERE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> FOR THE LOVE OF -- JUST LOOK, WHAT DO YOU SEE
THERE? >> THE VIAGRA IS KICKING IN.
THE TEACHER TRICKED HIM. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? >> OH, I KNOW.
TEACHER IS EXPLAINING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
HARVEY WEINSTEIN AND AZIZ ANSARI.
[ LAUGHTER ] THE STUDENT DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR
ABOUT IT ANYMORE. >>I KNOW THE ANSWER.
TEACHER LET ONE RIP. AND IT SOUNDED LIKE WORDS.
NOW HE FEELS LIKE HE HAS TO SAY SOMETHING BACK.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> NO.
THE DOORKNOB IS ON THE SAME SIDE AS THE HINGES.
I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE.
ALL RIGHT. NEXT PICTURE, PLEASE.
>> HE POSTED A DEATH THREAT ON FACEBOOK.
NOW SHE'S JUST WAITING FOR THE LIGHTS TO ROLL IN.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THERE'S A SAW IN THE FRIDGE.
>> I KNOW. SOMEONE'S TALKING TO HER ABOUT
EVOLUTION, BUT SHE'S CLOSING HER EARS.
I DIDN'T COME FROM NO CHIMP. I'M GOD'S LIL' GUY.
>> THERE'S A SAW IN THE FRIDGE. >> I WOULD LIKE TO SOLVE THE
PUZZLE. SHE'S LETTING THE DOG LICK HER
UNDER THE TABLE. BUT DON'T WORRY, IT'S A STRAY SO
IT'S NOT AWKWARD. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OKAY. ONE MORE BUT THEN WE'RE TAKING
YOU STRAIGHT HOME. >> THERE'S TWO MOONS.
>> THAT'S RIGHT. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
>> AND GIRLFRIEND, THAT SUIT DOES NOTHING FOR YOUR BODY.
LET US SEE YOUR ASS. >> HONEY, YOUR BRAIN IS BAD.
>> I LOVE THAT YOU SAID THAT. I'M TAKING YOU TO THE MAKEOUT
ROOM. I'M GOING TO GRAB SOME TROJAN
LILS. >> THIS IS NOT A DATING SHOW.
WE GOT TO START VETTING THESE PEOPLE.
♪♪♪ [ APPLAUSE ]