I'm gonna wish... for something that's loyal,
that loves me for me, protects me no matter what.
Reading you loud and clear.
One side of egg omelet coming right up.
What? No, I wish for a dog.
Oh.
A dog that only loves me and is my best buddy.
And his name is Buddy. Oh, and make Buddy cute.
I love it when they cutify a wish.
[gasping]
He's so cute.
♪ Buddy's a buddy for Roy ♪
♪ A marvelous match ♪
♪ Cute friend Bundle of joy ♪
[growling]
[screaming]
Buddy, no!
[biting] Ow!
[growling]
Your dog just took a chunk out of my bum.
You think that's bad, Buddy bit me on the butt.
And he broke our wands.
Awe, but he's so cute.
Wow, I guess Buddy loves me so much,
he can't stand it when anyone comes near me.
Then he bites them on the butt.
What's that, honey?!
Something loves you so much that it gets mad
and it bites butts whenever anyone gets-
[screaming]
Buddy, no!
Roy, get your new dog off my butt!
Buddy, get back here! Sorry, Mom!
It's okay. He's so cute.
Isn't he, though?
He sure is.
And in Dimmesdale, cuteness is next to godliness.
What's this I hear about Roy having a cute dog
that bites butts if anyone gets too close to him?
[screaming]
[mumbling]
[grunting]
Where you been?
I'm totally fine.
Just hanging out with my new best friend.
Is your new best friend that dog attached
to your step-dad's butt?
Uh, better question;
do you guys know my birthday yet?
June?
Couchy lamp?
It's not even a date!
Well, is it at least June?
No!
[crying]
[door opening, clicking]
Rise and shine, angel!
Let's go over your schedule.
It's 5:00 a.m.
That's when MPP's wake up. Have some coffee, it'll help.
I don't like coffee.
Well, you better learn to like it. You're the MPP.
I thought being MPP was going to be proclamations
and people thinking I'm cool.
Hey, you're getting better.
I have an idea of a stand up set at the Teheehee.
They want you to bring ten friends.
That won't be hard, you're the MPP.
I don't know how to do stand up comedy.
Whoa!
[everyone talking]
What's all this?
- Love that catch phrase. - Thank you.
But ever since you told people to do whatever they want,
no one knows what to do anymore. It's chaos.
Well, that was stupid of me.
Watch out!
Buddy got off his leash and he bites butts!
What's this we hear about a dog that bites butts?
Buddy, no!
[screaming]
Oh!
So cute!
Buddy, no!
I wish someone would have told me not to wear flip flops
to school.
What where you're reading, Dougie.
Watch where you're reading, Journel.
[speaking foreign language]
You're so right, Takita.
Why did I wear green pants?!
No, Buddy!
It turns out the color green makes Buddy even more bitey!
Can you guys fix this?
It's my turn to wish and I wish I wasn't MPP anymore.
Sorry, kiddo. Roy's cute dog broke our wands.
And our new ones won't be delivered
until next week.
Because someone won't pay for same day shipping
on Amerione Prime!
I'd rather use that money
for a subscription to Fairy Mount Plus.
It is a mountain of entertainment.