welcome to a game called sneak-thief
which I assume is going to be something
like the very organized thief I've had
through no idea the screenshots of it
looked hilarious it looks like it might
be very broken who knows let's get in
and have a little bit of fun selection
ok tutorials more levels coming soon
warning this is an early build of the
game and everything is subject to change
ok press space to jump ok something that
every thief in the world needs control
and reseed crouch
options something another thief needs a
flashlight sprint pick up the gold bars
oh yes even though these just look like
KitKat chunkies but that's fine
what oh Jesus oh god I didn't know exam
to kill people
ok darkness consumes you ok
this is gonna be awesome oh I can't wait
now
they were so [ __ ] cool the home
invasion let's do it let's actually rob
a house this time instead of just going
through a story come on load it says
your lord come on load load faster there
we go ok Oh Mother of God
are we good I also like that the mouse
doesn't actually stay in the [ __ ]
screen that's lovely
that's ok it's locked as every house
door should be why would you be going
into a house expected to be unlocked
anyway that's just stupid
why would you be on to the garage store
expecting that to be able to open with
II can't open it with a hands you have
to open it with a door thing are you
open blocked ok sound safe as houses
sound as a pound wait what is this whoa
what are you 1 zeroes what
okay so the first one I press is zero
zero the next time I press is 3 2 so 1 1
2 3 1 2 there we go next when I press is
2 1 1 2 1 oh god it's the Popo oh it's
the people at home height um I was just
here to check your plumbing that nothing
bad is happy [ __ ] Jesus Christ I knew
that if someone breaks in your house you
should be able to shoot them or
something but I didn't actually break
into the house I didn't even get it
though oh you [ __ ]
ok ok I see how it is so 3 2 was right
why wasn't 2 1 right Oh cuz these are 0
1 2 1 there we go
and and 1 2 so 1 1 2 nailed it
is that everything open can I go in the
house now it's still locking oh wait I
did it right you saw maybe I had to
press 0 0 first ok there here we go we
got the green yes ha ha now is the door
open
Oh like that Oh open says me this is
almost the exact same post from the very
organized thief whoa how can we steal
take a golden skull take a trophy um I'm
taking everything presently even put
that TV I [ __ ] Hermione's bag nice
resume taken take [ __ ] this is a
sick-ass room I would [ __ ] love a
room like this in my house some surround
sound a big giant projector screen oh it
would be so go ahead take vase take
grandma's ashes we're gonna go out and
sprinkle on the dirt
take bottle away right now [ __ ] is that
you so gross I should take that off your
hands just so you don't have it in your
house anymore
take take everything take the gold wait
you have a lot of gold [ __ ] in your
house you're just asking for somebody to
rob because I steal beer steal Monster
Energy no can't see anything I don't
wanna [ __ ] Stephen microwave pizzas
what do we look like some sort of guy
with no money that I've lots of money I
have all the body from the stealing
stuff from these people I'm closing all
the doors as well Leave No Trace that I
was ever here silence right what's
upstairs okay okay listen [ __ ] hell
this is a nice house I don't want to
steal anything from here white words
that's racist take bank documents okay
sweet take a tablet there also and take
a pill a chilled he'll take a TV Bank
documents there's bank documents TVs
lying around all over the place here
[ __ ] sick
sickos that they like a thief in the
night no one will ever know I was here
so what's home someone's home
Oh get the path and think about life
decisions oh I should have gone to
college oh I wouldn't have had to see
yourself if I did getting closer
is he gonna come right in
can I just leave I let go go down to
Mike Harrell I just leg it okay he's
walking around he knows someone's here
cuz no I closed the front door
don't come in I don't know where he is
it sounds like he's right outside
I'm gone I'm gone I'm gone
see you later [ __ ] see ya you need 50
grand before you leave what can I just
steal his car oh [ __ ]
ah fluffer nutters okay okay okay I can
go back in this way he's not in here is
he still upstairs there's nothing else
to steal down here what am I supposed to
do oh [ __ ] Oh take the paintings see in
there he's in there he's in there okay
everything steal everything steal take
the [ __ ] Mouse I need 50 grand before
I can leave what is this
he didn't even have 50 grand worth of
[ __ ] in his house okay can I throw boxes
I know I need some sort of [ __ ] yourself
defence Christ i'ma get out of this
though I'm gonna get out of this oh nice
nice oh god I thought I took that he's
just gold bars laying around cuz way to
[ __ ] diamond ring come on
yes over 50 grand I have over 50 grand
worth of stuff where is he I'm gone I'm
gone see you later [ __ ] oh yes yeah
stole everything in a bastards house ha
sucks to be you bro solo your diamond
ring and your gold bars did you just
happen to have laying around like the
[ __ ] Prince of Arabia okay Bank let's
do the bank this game is for it's so
hilariously like obtuse that makes it
really fun to have shadow Navi shadow
goddamn it there's a police officer
right here
sup officer hey how's it going you don't
look like you have a beard you look like
it looks like you put like like cream on
your face and then just dipped your chin
in sand
same goes for your head do you like Mike
hair
do you like my do you like my whip no
okay I'm just gonna sit down away from
the boss
do you know and that when the five comes
I might be waiting here for a while dude
I'm gonna Rob this man i'ma go walk my
dog but Sir you don't have it up [ __ ]
you
I can't have a dog for what there's a
cup there as well um I don't want to
have the good in my hand can I drop it
oh [ __ ] balls yeah shotgun that's not
fair I'm just worried incredibly fair
because police but come on am I able to
like hide the gun I want to be able to
get oh there's no good anymore [ __ ] this
whoo what are this pick up the weapon in
we go nice
do I have an accomplice somewhere haiman
roof it feels like I haven't
accomplished somewhere that's been
laying out weapons and everything for me
enter password I don't [ __ ] know um
excuse me
[ __ ] the Norman County Bank more like
Norman County wank hello nice shoes
Cindy nice to meet you hi what the [ __ ]
happened to your head what Oh what
happened to your eyes in your head
Oh something's not right Susie Cindy
whatever the [ __ ] I called you came
close the door it's only good ethics hi
is this a bank or is it a [ __ ] prison
where you like talks through the glass
I'm just gonna pretend I work here
dum dee-dum dee-dum bank stuff bank
stuff I'm doing bank stuff see I do work
here I just take all the money okay I
don't want to take anything just yet
I need to incapacitator all their police
rods how do I do that
no cameras around or anything is there
uh take bank documents oh yeah I have no
idea how I'm getting out of this Bank
I don't know how Oh bond lies cares back
dogs hmm okay I'm gonna take a picture
of this on my phone yo and then we're
going this is gonna help me watch and I
hope if to run the [ __ ] screen right
so I like I'm stealing all of this [ __ ]
in this room and that can I take the
chair I mean I'm taking paintings and
TVs and everything I don't see why I
wouldn't be able to take chairs
it's like walk it out in this [ __ ]
big painting sticking out of your back
pocket I was like okay um if I take
those bank documents you're just gonna
shoot me in the face hole again sir
he's just like dad sorry okay right
let's see if we can do I can't do that
again I want to see if I could just take
he doesn't suspect a thing
Oh mad sacks I'm taking this for
safekeeping idiots right I need to try
something how much do I need to actually
escape you know it's the only thing that
[ __ ] boss calm yet no take five
hundred thousand that's like a whole
Bank oh man okay I have to do this thing
to go in here do that nice
oh they're giving me a shotgun oh don't
tempt me with the sweet seductress of
death all I wanted oh I want it so bad
uh many have four attempts okay I'm
taking this I'm taking it I'm taking it
okay you know everybody here we're going
to do some [ __ ] work
what son of a dick fart
mama bear sucks okay at least I know
what I'm doing this same sons of facets
hey Sydney what's up [ __ ] [ __ ]
okay I'm going in here steal all of your
[ __ ] gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme
gimme yeah man but up it up Bubba
stealing your [ __ ] it's great day out
today isn't it mr. potato man yes birds
are chirpin birds are flying lots of
stuff about birds that's what real
humans talk about right also do you guys
not realize as a [ __ ] ladder just
hanging out back there no okay I mean I
don't want to draw attention to it and
teach her to do your jobs but if you
guys want to leave all you want then go
right ahead cuz I'm not going to stop
you I was hoping my shotgun would point
apparently that is the piece of kakapo
so I can't [ __ ] use that what's it
like out here oh it's nice imma do it
bro imma do it if you don't let me take
all of the money I've jumped off this
building
pretty sure I probably be able to jump
off and survive anyway cuz that's just
looks like the type of game that this is
right what kind of passer we need four
tries and we have at least fifty six
passwords so bond lies just just shout
whenever one of these sounds good
okay just yell at your scream and every
one of these sounds good bond lice cars
back dogs but dogs oh okay um D this is
how you spell dogs Oh G yes it's not
right you're [ __ ] wrong
god damn it man um bank cash I'm putting
Bank it would stand to reason that the
bank's password would be Bank oh I
almost got it right that means it is
banned no what Oh back oh I like this
where's my done give me all of your
money bad all of your [ __ ]
Oh me and I'll Bertha are gonna have
such a [ __ ] good night haven't been
able to take her out in a long time Oh
our Bertha's been craving some [ __ ]
Big Macs she's gonna get them are we oh
why why wouldn't you just have [ __ ]
watches lying around that's what I like
watches do I have enough yet I don't
think so
that has nothing in it he's appointed
them there's a cop inside with a gun
like you picked the wrong drawer boy hey
you see the face I would love if that
happened now I got smack with a drawer
okay I guess we're going through this
[ __ ] side then oh oh come on there's
nothing in these ones
oh these sons of [ __ ] up again I'm
[ __ ] stuck am I stuck
I am [ __ ] stuck there we go
Jesus I was stuck in a wall or whatever
the [ __ ] I was tuck it I have no idea
nice I must have dhalsim's arms from
[ __ ] Street Fighter to be able to
reach across the room like this and get
all the stuff out of it there's nothing
in any of these I don't have the amount
of money I need to escape and take our
Bertha out do you think our Bertha is
some sort of cheap lady no our Bertha
likes to beat you have the clash
splashed on her like quite literally she
likes to have cash thrown on her in a
bathtub I mean it has to be small bills
accounts his [ __ ] throat Gold Buyers
at her 30 break her face she already had
reconstructive surgery okay well I guess
I'm walking out of here with [ __ ] all
can I shoot the cop and steal his teeth
that they'd be worth a lot I [ __ ]
know that for a fact okay
I'm not [ __ ] vaults open and nobody
questions it is that like really not
enough to escape okay I'm fine no fall
damage that's that's grand and dandy and
sour candy I'm just going to go to my
car and check the tire pressure
I did do it hooray for Jack
I stole a [ __ ] torn me and our Bertha
and not only here we go out to
McDonald's get it Happy Meals may even
take her to so boy
might even buy a boat and put my own
tiki bar on it and serve Big Macs have
you ever had a tiki bar has Big Macs no
now you will our brother and Jack
together forever anyway that was fun
oh wait come back at rates over the
other levels one else to be good the
yacht I [ __ ] told you me and our
Bertha on our yacht the mansion and the
diamond heist yeah I might come back and
do another episode of those this game is
[ __ ] fun anyway thank you guys so
much for watching this episode if you
liked it punch that like button in the
face who we get perfo and road
The Voice Actions pretty funny because
it's like what is your name outburst I
come from wait was I thinking of that
I've never even heard that name before
my life I've never known anybody named
Al Bertha