- [Wee Man] Not much, how you been? High five!
- Ohhh!
(Jackass crew laughing)
(Doctor laughs)
- [Doctor] Going antiquing,
a lot of unique ways to high five,
and all sorts of shenanigans featuring
one of our favorite pro-stuntmen, Bam Margera.
- [Narrator] What will he do next?
- Whatever the (bleep) I want.
- [Doctor] Let's dive right in.
- This is all flour for
our friend, Bam.
We're gonna antique him when he gets here.
- Flour, it's probably fine.
It can cause somebody to have an asthma reaction,
require maybe an albuterol inhaler,
and sometimes people go into bad fits
that actually require hospitalization.
- [Wee Man] Not much, how you been? High five!
- Ohhh!
(Jackass crew laughing)
(Doctor laughs)
- You get hit, unassuming, your head actually
kind of goes forward and then it goes back.
Now you potentially have a whiplash injury.
- I think I got whiplash.
- But look, he's okay, which is good.
(Jackass crew laughing)
Perfect that there is a first aid kit right there.
Remember, obviously
these guys are trained professionals.
There's medical staff on scene,
and it's a closed set.
They're doing it under supervision.
(Jackass crew laughing hysterically)
- Ohhh!
- Aw, good morning, man.
- Oh, even worse.
It's like first thing in the morning where
you're trying to get your cup of coffee in
and you're not even fully awake yet.
- This is "The Brand", and it's gonna suck.
- Oh, branding.
It's gonna cause a deep burn and,
just depending on how long it's there,
how hot it is,
can lead to a first-degree, second-degree,
third-degree burn, and then scarring thereafter.
- [Ryan] You better get ready quick.
- This is such a bad idea.
(Doctor laughs)
It's like a cookie cutter.
That's what it looks like.
When you're trying to make cookies.
Obviously it's a phallic symbol.
(Bam screams in pain)
Oh!
- [Speaker 1] You gotta hold him.
- Quit moving! - Go!
- Some people get keloids,
which are basically scars that, so hyperactive.
- Hyperactive.
- That they leave big bubbles on the skin.
I guess the biggest place we ever see this
is livestocks and then
sometimes people do this as like tattoos.
(Bam screams in pain)
(Doctor laughs)
The first thing you do
when you get a burn like this,
yes, you can try to cool it down
for symptomatic relief
but the injury has already happened.
So now if it's an open wound
you wanna treat it with ointments
and topical antibiotic ointments
just to make sure it doesn't get infected.
- This is "Electric Avenue".
(Johnny laughs)
- These handheld tasers,
they obviously cause shocking and pain to the area
but they're not being held onto the skin.
Of my experience,
when people come to the Emergency Department
after being tased by law enforcement.
- Don't tase me, bro.
- It's typically the ones that
actually get shot out and
the barb's connected to the wires.
Oh my gosh!
(upbeat music)
(Doctor laughs)
Go, go, go!
Quickly!
They're getting some energy and pain to the area.
The things you worry about are superficial burns
and injuries to the skin.
You can actually have muscle breakdown underneath
which then could lead to rhabdomyolysis
and then kidney failure.
It could potentially cause cardiac arrhythmias,
which then can obviously mess with the heart.
(Doctor laughs)
I'm laughing because I chose to do
one of those "Tough Mudder" races
at the end you had to run through a gauntlet
that had electrical wires hanging down
and that they were all different charges.
It stung it, it zaps you just like these.
- "Ghetto Defibrillators".
- Defibrillator, basically it's,
your heart could be in fibrillation
so you're overriding it with all this energy
to get it to pause for a second and then
try to have it almost reset.
What's "Ghetto Defibrillators"?
What?
So I love how they have like these weird handles.
At the hospitals that I've worked at
I can think of maybe one
that still has old school paddles.
- Where are those little heart paddle things
that George Clooney uses?
- Typically there's like pads
that are one time use that are sticky
that just go directly onto the area.
They got their short white coats.
Most of the time in the United States,
a short white coat
means you are a medical student or
a student in like pharmacy school or PA school.
And when you get the long white coat,
that typically means that
you have your license to practice medicine.
Unless you go to the butcher.
I don't know what degree they got.
- [Johnny] Clear!
- Oh jeeze.
(Jackass crew laughs)
That made a noise more sounding like a taser.
When we actually do defibrillation
it's actually one big pop of muscle contraction.
(upbeat music)
- That looks like.
Oh, that almost looked so much fun!
Ow!
- Right on that sciatic nerve
that comes out the butt right where
he is kind of holding it.
You literally worry about
fracture of the femur itself.
So we call it the hip
but it's typically the femur that breaks.
You have the ball in the socket
and then the femoral neck
and then the shaft all the way down.
- This is "The Blowback." - What the heck?
Oh, it's such a bad idea.
(Doctor gasps)
Oh!
Bam took it right underneath the chin
into the neck area.
You can lacerate the neck itself
with this piece of wood,
cause carotid artery injuries,
jugular vein injuries,
but with a blunt trauma to the area
you can actually spasm out the vocal cords,
which could block your own airway.
- [Chris] That was great!
- [Ryan] Did you guys stand there beforehand
and go "Let's just be enthusiastic
and encourage this thing?"
- [Chris] No, No. I thought it looked funny.
- [Speaker 2] That looked cool.
- [Chris] Yeah, man.
- [Ryan] I wish you guys had a (beep) cam.
'Cause that's where that pole went.
- Oh!
Ryan takes the pole right to his groin.
If that occurs
you have the increased risk of penile injuries,
scrotal injuries, scrotal hematomas,
ruptured scrotal sack.
Not to even to say
significant amount of abdominal pain.
- Here's the "Flying Nut High Five".
- Flying nut high five?
(Doctor gasps)
(Jackass crew laughs)
Why?
Could you fracture a femur doing that?
Probably unlikely unless you have
an underlying bony pathology going on.
Obviously you're gonna have injury to the huevos.
- Say adios to your huevos.
- [Johnny] Why don't
you guys take your shoes off?
- Why don't you shut the (beep) up.
- I guess Bam got Ryan more on the nuts I guess.
'Cause he is walking away
versus him just sitting there chilling.
Blood within the scrotal sack itself and then
testicular rupture is probably very unlikely,
but it'll hurt significantly.
They might have been wearing cups.
Maybe, we don't know.
Please don't do this.
- [Speaker 3] Spread your legs!
- [Speaker 4] There you go!
Let go, let go!
You're good!
(Bam screams)
- Oh!
(Jackass crew laughing)
(Doctor laughs)
Imagine that branch splinters off
and punctures into the perineum,
which is the space between the balls and the anus.
I've seen people who have
bad infections in that area it's
there's something called "Fourier's Gangrene",
which occur in diabetics
that can get bad infection in that area,
Cellulitis.
(Bam screams)
Oh! Why is there a theme of Bam and his testicles,
I don't understand.
Outside of having puncture,
you can have a lot of bruising.
For a lot of trauma and injuries
we will actually examine that area,
make sure that there's no bruising of the penis,
the scrotum, and the perineum.
Because it also could be a sign
of really bad pelvic fractures.
(Bam kicks chair and Ryan crashes to the ground)
(Doctor laughs)
Falling back like that you can
definitely smack your head on the concrete.
And when you actually
smack your head on the concrete,
people actually get lacerations.
The trauma actually makes the tissue explode open.
Sometimes it'll go all the way through
and we have to make sure that the galea is intact
with the overlying connective tissue
that keeps everything together.
Really good React.
You know, it was really good to see Ryan
in a bunch of these as well.
This was awesome.
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