- Oh my God, if you guys could hear my stomach right now!
It did a soft rumble.
- It's good, it's good, it's good! - No way, no, no way!
- Never eaten alien before.
♪ ("Futurama theme") ♪
- Yo, we're doing Futurama?
- What is that?
- Futurama! - Futurama!
- (PvF) This Try Not To Eat Futurama...
- Ugh. - (PvF) Is devilishly delicious,
and almost impossible to resist.
- Dude, I'm ready to eat some weird [censored].
- Today's your first day.
I'm glad that you are going to get to tell everyone
that these punishments are not a joke.
- Oh no!
- (man) What are you selling? Popplers, never heard of 'em.
- What are ya eatin', popplers? (Danny laughs)
- (man) Mmm, mmm, these are great!
- ♪ Pop a poppler in your mouth ♪ ♪ When you come to Fishy Joe's ♪
♪ What they're made of is a mystery ♪ ♪ Where they come from, no one knows ♪
♪ You can pick 'em ♪ ♪ You can lick 'em ♪
♪ You can chew 'em ♪ ♪ You can stick 'em ♪
- The jingle is the best part.
♪ (playful music) ♪
- Holy cow!
- They look so good! (laughs) - Oh my God.
- That's adorable. (Danny laughs)
- (PvF) Pop a poppler in your mouth,
just do it quick before the Omicronians get here.
- I don't know what is so weird about the eyes on these,
that I'm like... - (laughs) It's a little bit,
they're staring at me. - What?
- And if your promise not to sue me,
you can stick it up your nose.
- I'm just gonna, you know, learn to live.
- Not I'm gonna learn to live! (buzzer rings)
- I feel like I have to, I'm gonna gauge it off of you.
- (gasps) Okay. (buzzer rings)
- Oh!
- Eh. (buzzer rings)
- Okay, alright, I mean, she's so persuasive.
(Jaime laughs) (buzzer rings)
- It's quite good, and their eyeballs are sweet.
(buzzer rings)
- Mmm! - God damn, that's good.
- Alright, I'm gonna pass. - You're gonna pass?
- I wanna like relatively see if I can make it to the feast.
- Hey little buddy! - (poppler) Hi momma!
- Oh, here, I wanna show you something.
(laughs)
(mulcher rumbling)
- Oh God!
- Uh oh. - Jesus Christ.
- Oh my God, the Mammal Mulcher!
(Fry screams) (Sharon laughs)
- Oh lord. - That's gold.
- Oh lord!
- Oh that [censored] fire.
- (Leela) This is the best sausage I've ever tasted!
- Woah!
- (Amy) Oh my God! It looks like Fry's hair!
- Yep!
- She ate Fry! (Leela screams)
(both laugh)
(Sharon laughs)
- Oh my God!
- It does have hair! - Oh, it's hairy.
- Look at the little hair!
- (Brian) It's got a shirt!
- This looks so real. (laughs)
- There is something so terribly off-putting about this.
- (PvF) The mammoth wurst might be the best
Oktoberfest sausage ever made,
just be careful to pick all of Fry's hair out of it.
- I'm actually gonna pass on this one.
- Yeah. (laughs) - (PvF) What, what!?
You don't wanna try mammoth?
- I mean, I don't know, man.
I don't know if I can eat something with clothes.
- You know, tell you what, I'll just remove a little bit of hair,
and I'll eat the rest of it.
- Just remove, the hair's edible!
- Yep. (buzzer rings)
- Hold on, now I feel like I have to undress him,
and that's even weirder. (Jaime laughs)
- I think I'm gonna pass too. I don't wanna eat mammoth. (laughs)
- (Jair) How's it taste?
- It's pretty good sausage. - Tastes like Fry?
- Yeah. (Jair laughs)
- I can't, you served it to me on a pillow.
It feels like an actual food funeral.
I can't, I can't, no.
- After you said that, I don't think I can.
- Watching you eat it was enough for me, honestly.
- (woman) Bachelor Chow, now with flavor!
- Oh my God, yeah dude! - Are we actually?
- I love now with flavor.
- Oh boy. (Jair gasps)
- (Hermes) Concerning our pest problem.
- Mmm, that looks yummy.
- (Hermes) Somebody's been leaving food around,
and it's attracting owls.
- What is that? Oh.
(Daniel laughs)
- (Slurms) Welcome to the planet Wormulon.
- Oh, the Slurm episode?
- (Slurm) Your gollyrific guide to the splendtacular Slurm factory.
- See, I love Slurm.
- There's water, there's water! - Stop, stop, stop, stop, no.
- (PvF) We've got a duo of Fry's favorites,
a nice bowl of Bachelor Chow, now with flavor,
and a cold can of Slurm.
- Does Fry have taste buds? 'Cause this is so worrying.
- This is probably one of the most off-putting things
you have ever put in front of me on this channel,
and I ate [censored] out of a diaper.
(sighs) Okay.
- Yo, look at this!
- You've gotta drink that.
- Mmm.
- Why is it bubbling? - It's bubbling!
- Look, it actually smells like a soup or something.
(Slurm fizzes) ♪ (upbeat drum solo) ♪
- Okay, I'm drinking that. - Yeah, I have to.
(buzzer rings)
- Oh, hell yeah! - Oh my God, it's so good!
(buzzer rings) - It's pretty good.
I gotta try this. - Mmm!
(buzzer rings)
- This isn't bad.
This is like, it's like just vague, it's just bland enough.
It's like just pure protein.
- It's good, it's good, it's good! - No way, no, no way!
- It's, oh. - That's gross.
- Just go.
It's good! It's so good!
- The best thing about it is it's carbonated,
so it washes down all the meat.
- The Bachelor Chow is gross. - Disgusting, terrible.
- And this is, I never knew that slug juice would be so sweet.
- I am dumbfounded.
- It's actually so good. - At this moment.
- I've already held out this far.
I'm not gonna fold on some dog chow.
- What's the new flavor, Sharon? - Trash.
- Mm-hmm!
- (Fry) I'll never forget him,
but he forgot me a long, long time ago.
- Oh, no, no no no no, you can't do this to me, man!
- Are we gonna, oh my God.
Are they gonna eat a puppy?
- The whole storyline was so sad.
- Look!
- Yo, dude.
This is literally one of the saddest moments in cartoon history,
and he waited, and waited.
- Oh, and he just waits for him, and he dies.
- Stop, this isn't a Try Not To Cry, you need to stop!
- Oh, pizza, you know what?
Don't look at the dog, and just think about pizza.
- (Danny) Oh, okay.
- Oh.
- Ugh. - Oh, he's getting older.
- Yes, oh yeah.
- This one ruined me when I watched it for the first time.
- Aw, I just... - I'm literally gonna start crying.
I hate it here. - Me too!
- I hate it here! (laughs)
- Pizza!
(Jaime gasps)
- Aw yeah! - Oh, come on!
- Come on! - Come on!
- (PvF) So while Seymour never gave up, neither did we,
and we've traveled back in time to grab you a slice
from Panucci's pizza, just don't tip the delivery boy.
- I deserve that for watching that vid.
(buzzer rings) - Mmm.
Good thing I'm used to eating my emotions.
(buzzer rings)
- How does it taste? - (laughs) So good.
- It's so good?
- Oh my God, if you guys could hear my stomach right now!
It did a soft rumble.
No, stop it!
(buzzer rings)
- You're a folder? - Mm-hmm.
- Oh, okay. - What about you?
- And you go in like taco? - Yeah, yeah.
- Oh okay. - Like a sandwich.
- That's good pizza. (buzzer rings)
- It really is.
- (PvF) So this makes up for showing you Jurassic Bark?
- Yes, this majorly makes up for it,
'cause that episode is something I never wanted to return to.
- But I'm still sad for the dog. You made us watch the whole scene.
- (Fry) I'll have a thorax and some feelers.
- Oh!
- (Leo) You want some salad with that?
- (Fry) Yuck! (Brian laughs)
- Oh my God, y'all really making everything look hairy!
- Holy crap! - Ooh!
Oh Jesus, more hair. (Jair laughs)
- Bro. (Jaime laughs)
- (PvF) This Wongs have grilled up some delicious
Buggalo limbs that are extra tasty.
- Just pick it up. Feel the weight of it.
- It's so heavy!
- I kinda don't wanna eat this. (laughs)
- I know, but if you come over on this side, it does look good.
(buzzer rings)
- I think everybody will understand why I passed up
on a lot of [censored] during this episode.
- Nah dude. - Because...
(buzzer rings)
- Come on. - Alright.
- Let's go. (buzzer rings)
(buzzer rings)
- I'm glad I took a bite. I was a little leery.
- That's quite good, yeah.
Mmm, nice little barbecue sauce on it too.
- I don't even know why I'm here.
- Oh my God! - Mmm, the hair!
- It's so good.
It legit does feel like you're eating a giant bug leg.
- It really does.
- I've never eaten alien before.
- I mean, let's see how this is gonna fit.
♪ (sad trombone music) ♪
Uh oh. (laughs)
- (PvF) Congratulations, Jair.
You were able to avoid some delicious dishes,
and for that, Elzar has cooked up a delicious feast.
Bam! - Alright, I'm excited!
This is what I've been waiting for!
- (Elzar) Knock it up a notch with a blast from your spice weasel.
- Spice weasel!
- That's the prize?
- It's everything from Elzar? - Oh.
- (Hermes) It's biggest Jamaican platter I've ever seen.
- Oh wow, oh yeah.
- (Hermes) Jerk chicken, jerk beef, jerk pork,
is there any meat this man can't jerk?
- I agree.
- (Elzar) These complimentary after dinner chocolates.
- Chocolates.
(Daniel laughs)
- (Hermes) What's this under the chocolates?
- (Elzar) Yeah, you take care of that whenever you want.
- (Hermes) Hey! - The bill.
- (Amy) A bill?
- I'm real nervous about this punishment food.
- Oh my God!
- Oh my gosh!
- Oh, the crown is edible. - Yes it is.
- (PvF) Jerked everything. - Jerked everything.
- (gasps) The chocolate!
- There's a spice weasel! (Jaime laughs)
- (PvF) For our winners, we've got the ultimate jerk platter,
delicious king crabs with their own crown,
Elzar's famous stew, bam,
and some complimentary after dinner chocolates.
- $2,310? What the hell?
- Bam! - Bam!
- Bam! - (PvF) Nope!
- What, hey!
- Mm-hmm.
- How is the mystery jerk? - That's good.
- (PvF) You do still owe us $2,000...
- $300. - $300.
- I plan on dining and dashing.
(PvF laughs)
- That's a toilet.
- Oh, the gas station sandwich!
- Ew!
- No, no no no, no no no. - Oh, the gas station.
- (Bender) What's that black cracker? - That's not fresh!
- Last time I ate an egg salad sandwich,
I almost vomited.
- (Leela) You're not gonna eat a sandwich from a truck stop men's room,
are you? - Oh my God.
- (Fry) Eh, what's the worst thing that could happen?
♪ (tense music) ♪
Ugh, it's like a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up.
- (PvF) Unfortunately, Daniel, Brian, Jaime, and Danny,
you guys were tempted, and for that,
you must suffer the consequences.
- Okay.
- (PvF) We've stopped by the stuck stop,
and picked up a super fresh egg salad sandwich with tomatoes.
- Oh Jesus. (laughs) - Oh my God.
- Oh no, ugh. - Yeah.
- Oh, the smell just gets worse.
- No, but like, this genuinely smells like a bathroom.
- Oh my God, damn, get it away!
- I almost, ah!
- Smell this. (laughs) - Stop it!
- Uh-uh, oh God.
- The flavor isn't horrible, but like, the crunch
is like the unsettling part.
- I'm gonna save this for later. I don't have any Tupperware.
But um... - No, you can't have any of mine!
(Danny laughs)
- (PvF) Well, that does it for today, how do you feel?
- How do you feel? - I feel lovely.
- No regrets, I will say that up front, no regrets.
- None!
- I don't owe a $2,300 bill at the end of this.
- Mmm. - So...
- I'm still not gonna pay it. That's what makes me laugh.
- Okay, well...
- (PvF) What's happening, Danny? - Are you okay?
It's awful, isn't it?
- Yeah.
- She was made for this. (Jaime laughs)
- Thank you guys so much for watching this episode
of People Vs Food.
- What did you think of this Try Not To Eat Challenge?
- I think it was great, honestly. - It was pretty good.
- Probably one of the best ones I've ever had.
- Let us know, and let us know what else we should try
in the comments below.
- As always, be sure to like and subscribe for more.
- Bye! - Bye!