- (PvF) It seems today that all we see...
- ♪ Is violence on movies ♪ - ♪ And sex on TV ♪
- ♪ But where are those ♪ ♪ Good old fashioned values ♪
- ♪ On which we used to rely ♪
- ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ - ♪ Doo doo ♪
- Dude! - ♪ Lucky there's a man who ♪
♪ Positively can do ♪
- ♪ All the things that make us ♪ ♪ Laugh and cry ♪
- Yo! - ♪ He's a Family ♪
- ♪ Guy ♪ - ♪ Dun dun ♪
- (PvF) What are we doing?
- Try Not To Eat food from Family Guy? - Probably Try Not To.
- Oh no.
- It's a Try To Keep Eating, isn't it?
Oh my God, no! - Why!?
- No! - Shoot.
- (PvF) To win, you must take three very large bites
of every dish put in front of you.
If you do, you will win a Chef Quagmire feast, and...
- Giggity! - Giggity giggity!
- (PvF) Eat With Me card!
- Oh. - Oh!
- Hey, we can do this!
- (PvF) But be warned, there's also a punishment if you fail.
- Oh, okay.
- A rice cake? - A rice cake?
- I see salt.
- I also see salt. (laughs)
- (Brian) Hey what do you got there, Peter?
- (Peter) Rice cakes.
- Rice cakes. (laughs)
- Rice cakes. - Rice cakes.
- Oh, I could see where he'd be like what the heck.
(Jayse laughs) (Peter screams)
(Benison laughs)
(both laugh)
- That's how I feel every time I try to eat anything healthy.
- Bro, the only rice cake I would eat is the white cheddar.
- They always do the most!
(Jayse laughs) - Yeah, it's hard to eat a rice cake.
- Oh my God!
- Oh, alright. - Ugh!
(both laugh)
- Oh, I think 'cause it's just so healthy, yeah.
- It's just so healthy, and so dry! - He's like this is not...
- Come on, Peter! - Okay!
- (PvF) Eating these stale rice cakes
is like trying to chew on cardboard, but with less flavor.
At least you're getting your daily serving of fiber!
- That's true, I love fiber, okay, this one's not gonna be bad.
We can go ahead and do this.
- The only ones I like are the white cheddar ones.
- Bink! - Ooh.
(rice cakes crunching) - Oh, that is stale.
- Mm-hmm. - Wow.
(bell rings) - Can I spit it out?
- (PvF) No! - Well, ugh.
- They are dry. - Aw, Hell.
- Like the Mojave Desert.
- (PvF) Ash did buy them a week and a half ago,
and laid them out. - Really?
- (PvF) How is your rice cake?
- Fine. - Stale.
- Oh, super stale. - Yeah.
- You do three? - Uh-huh.
- I kinda wanna finish it. (laughs) - Yeah, it's got a...
- I love rice cakes!
- They do feel a little stale.
- A little!? - Yeah!
- I'm over here dying, fighting for my life.
- (PvF) Alright, well, in this Try To Keep Eating,
Erin has just kept eating.
(both laugh)
- I really like this!
- I didn't even realize, you're just like oh yeah!
We're just talking. - I'm eating as we're talking!
- Travis, let's just take this moment right now
to turn off our taste buds, are you ready?
Just turn them off, just turn off your taste buds.
- Just turn off our what? Our taste buds?
- Your taste buds, ready?
(clicks tongue) - Yip.
- They're off.
- Oh, really? - Ooh, what is this?
- Cheese?
- What's going on here?
- Ugh, it smells atrocious. It smells...
- It smells awful. - Not good.
- I'm seeing a steak, but what's really at stake here?
- (PvF) She totally just made a pun, and you just...
- (Jair) He totally... - I wasn't, I missed it.
Can you say it again, please? I'm sorry!
- I said what's truly at stake here?
(laughs) - [Censored] out of here.
- (PvF) Language! - Sorry!
- (Chris) The guy at table seven complained
there's not enough juice on his prime rib.
- (Stewie) Oh, did he now?
- Oh, did he now? - Oh, did he now?
- Oh God.
(Jair laughs)
(rat barfs)
- (Stewie) Tell him bon appetit, douche bag.
(Sharon laughs) - Oh my God! (laughs)
- (both) Bon appetit, douche bag!
- No, no, no, no!
There's plenty of sauce on mine!
- Oh, no, no, no, no!
- Oh my God. - My God.
- I literally almost jumped... - (gasps) Oh!
- That's foul!
(Jair screams)
- (PvF) I'm gonna just make sure that...
- Ew! - (PvF) That there's enough...
- That's enough, Nicole! - (PvF) Nice and juicy!
- This is really gross.
(Benison gags) (Erin laughs)
- Look at this! (laughs) - I mean, yours is just
still full vomiting on your plate.
- It's like a hamster little water bottle in reverse.
(Sharon laughs) It's spitting it all out back!
- What is wrong with this show?
- I don't know, we keep coming back too!
- Why!?
- (PvF) Bon appetit!
Tonight we've got a lovely and super, super juicy prime rib
that might make you feel a little ratchet
after tasting that rodent's barf-tastic performance.
- Can you help me eat this?
I don't know if I'm empowered or upset by it.
I don't need both!
- (laughs) That actually looks like they're eating together!
- Ew, I know! - Aww!
- Oh wow! Nice!
(sighs)
- The texture is atrocious.
- (PvF) You don't have to eat it!
- Well, I'm all in now!
- (PvF) Have you ever had rat barf before?
- No!
- (PvF) Fun fact, you actually never will,
because rats can't barf. - They can't!?
- It's actually pretty good.
- It's pretty nice, right? - I'm actually into that.
- Yes! - Mmm.
- Friend!
Look it, I have two bites here, look what you're doing.
This isn't a one bite challenge.
Go away, Nicole! Go away!
No, no, no!
- (PvF) Not juicy enough? - Nom, nom!
- Ready? - Cheers.
- One, two, three.
- Mine looked kinda big.
- Compliments to the chef! - Thank you, thank you.
- Stewie, and of course, the rat. - Our rat.
- Ugh! (PvF laughs)
- Ugh!
- The vinegar in there is so...
- Yeah, something. - Pungent.
- Ugh, I can't even describe that! That's gross, dude.
- It's like fizzy and acidic and (clears throat).
- Mmm! (bell rings)
- I need a steak knife, this butter is not doing it.
- Uh oh. - Oop.
- Oh no. - Sorry about that.
(Travis laughs)
- Oh my God, do it, get it over with,
I'm so grossed out right now!
(Benison gags) Okay!
- Ugh, ugh!
- Milk?
- And raw bacon?
- Are we gonna cook this bacon, or... - Ew gross.
- I physically can't eat any of this.
- Why?
- 'Cause it's milk and raw meat.
- Can we eat raw bacon? - Yes.
- You can't eat raw bacon. - I feel like that's dangerous.
- (Meg) What's up?
(Erin laughs) This is Refrigerator Meg!
I thought I'd give you a tour of my refrigerator.
- (laughs) Refrigerator Meg!
- This is a great episode. - Refrigerator.
- Ugh!
- Check it, check it! - Check it, check it!
- Oh, she's such a bro!
- (Meg) Rashers on rashers! Best part about these bad boys?
Don't even have to cook 'em. - No!
- Oh my God, raw bacon?
- No! (Sharon laughs)
- Ugh, it's so gross.
- (Meg) Wash it down with a little cream!
- No! - Oh, it's cream!
- Ew!
- God dang it.
- Oh my God.
- (PvF) Just like Fridge Bod Meg,
you too can be internetted when you eat some raw bacon
and chug heavy cream.
- So you're telling me this bacon, you don't even need to cook, huh?
- Welcome to my fridge!
You can just cook this in your stomach!
- It's Refrigerator Benny and Refrigerator Erin!
- As long as I know I won't get sick from this, I'll do it.
- Ah!
(PvF laughs)
- Nom. (mumbles)
- I like that you went back in to the...
- I have an attorney. - I have an attorney she says!
- You ready? - I'm not going to eat that.
- It smells good!
- Travis, this is not safe to eat! (bell rings)
- (sighs) I'm sorry, what?
- Why would you hurt us?
- Yo, what's up, Refrigerator Benny,
here to try this bacon!
What's great about this bacon? You don't even have to cook it!
One, two...
- But I don't think we can eat... Oh my goodness.
(Travis laughs)
- Three and three? - (PvF) Yes.
- What?
- I mean, it smells delicious, I just...
- (PvF) How's that combo?
(Jayse sighs)
(Benison gags)
- I don't like cream, bro! (bell rings)
- Oh, that's not good.
- What does it taste like?
- Raw bacon.
- You like it? - Yeah.
- Yo!
(bell rings) (Jair gargles)
- ♪ My milkshake brings ♪ ♪ All the boys to the yard ♪
- ♪ They're like ♪ ♪ It's better than yours ♪
- Yo, Refrigerator Erin! - Yeah!
- Back at it again with the meats!
- That's pretty good! - Yeah, see?
- (PvF) It's Hungarian smoked bacon, so it's actually completely food safe.
- What is this?
- What?
- Oh God, what is in here?
- Is this soap? What the Hell?
- This has gotta be something Brian ate.
I keep saying Brian.
- It looks like bird food.
You know like bird chip food, like, you put, or like oh no...
- No, it's bread. - Fish food, you know,
like little fish food? (Erin gasps)
That's what it looks like.
- (Lois) Thank goodness Peter bought a huge supply
of dehydrated meals.
- I forgot that they got attached at the hip!
(both laugh)
- Just crushing 'em.
- (Lois) You just ate a year's worth of food!
- (Peter) Eh, what a waste of money. I'm still hungry.
- As soon as you take a drink, woop!
(both laugh)
- (Peter) I have to poop.
- (both) I have to poop.
- (laughs) Out now!
- Old school Family Guy.
- I'm always concerned that like something I'm gonna eat inside my body
when I drink water's gonna bloat up like that.
- Yeah. - That's crazy.
- Yeah.
- That's disgusting. (Travis laughs)
- (PvF) Don't panic!
We've got plenty of dehydrated food in storage for you to eat.
It's three big bites, followed by three sips of water.
Have you ever tried dehydrated food before?
- No! - No.
- Well, at the end of the apocalypse, I guess anything tastes good, so...
- I don't agree with that.
- Oh boy.
- See what you did to yourself? (laughs)
- Okay, is that better? - There you go, yeah.
- (PvF) That's one.
- Here we go!
- Oh my God! (laughs)
- It's expanding. - Ew, ew, ew, ew!
(Travis mumbles)
- That came out hot.
Good God. - Ugh!
- Dude, you're crazy. - Two!
- I'm going with you!
- I need water now, after this!
(Jair screams)
(Jair laughs)
- I can't get enough moisture in my mouth anymore.
- No, it's stuck! - To get it going.
- Everywhere in my mouth. - It's just coating.
- Ugh! - Too much, too much!
- Why's it so dry?
- (PvF) Give me Family Guy's funny farcical fiascos fascinate fans.
- Family Guy's funniest, what? (laughs)
- Family Guy's funny, wait, one more time?
Family Guy's... - Family Guy's funny...
- Funny, fantastical, fiascos. - Fantastic fiascos.
Family Guy's fast fer-narn-agains,
farting all over their fans.
- (both) Family Guy's... (mumbles) fans!
- Why's it so dry? - Ugh!
- (PvF) Is it making a paste in your mouth, Benison?
- It's gross. - Mm-hmm!
- This is really dry. - Nom, nom, nom!
- The more you do, it's like the cinnamon challenge.
The more your mouth, yeah! (laughs)
(bell rings)
- A little bit more!
(Jair mumbles) - (PvF) Done!
- Fanatic Family Guy farters fantasize over Family Guy.
- Farts. (laughs)
- Family Guy's fantasy farts fumigate fun fans.
- Why are they so dry? - They look like coconut.
- (both) 'Cause they're dehydrated! (both laugh)
- I love snow cones, is it a piss snow cone?
This looks like piss.
- Oh, dude, what the... - Piss snow cones.
- It smells like pickle juice.
- The one thing you learn in Michigan,
you don't eat yellow snow.
- I was a kid in Colorado, samesies.
- You get it, yeah!
- Literal rank, right? - This smells awful.
- Oh God!
Bad dude. - Yep. (laughs)
- (Stewie) Ugh, that's not lemon!
- That's not lemon! - No, it's not.
- (Stewie) I was having fun playing in the snow,
and now you've ruined it like a pizza place ruins a salad!
- (chef) Okay, four pizzas and a salad.
- Like a pizza place ruins a salad!
- (chef) A whole head of lettuce.
- (chef) Even the hard to eat white part at the bottom?
- (chef) That's what the people want. Now what else?
- Like a pizza place ruins a salad.
- That's what the people want!
- Ice from the floor.
- Ugh, the thought of it being...
- (PvF) Don't eat the yellow snow, it's most definitely not lemon.
But if you do, I guess, good for you?
- (laughs) You put your nose on it!
- I'm gonna eat it!
- I love Stewie so much. He's hilarious.
- I love how yours is constantly dripping.
- Mine is just leaking. It's just leaking all over the table.
- I have never seen snow.
- You've never seen snow, for real? - No, I'm a Cali born and bred.
- In person? - Nope.
- You're like no, no, let's... - (PvF) Oh!
- There's one. - You just did it?
Oh [censored].
- That's one. - Cheers!
- Woah, you just really just...
- I don't do well with cold things though.
- Let's go, let's see. - Ay-yi-yi.
- Yeah, that's durian.
- Ugh! - What is that?
- It's horrible!
- Look at the difference!
It's like you gotta take three bites, here's me.
There's one. - Smart.
- Here's Jayse. - Smart.
- Om! (Jayse laughs)
(bell rings) - I can't tell.
It's got like a really... - That's really acidic.
- It's got some kind of creamy finish at the end.
(Jair laughs)
- Ugh! (bell rings)
It's like really, really, really strong.
It's like peppery and olivey or something.
(bell rings)
- (PvF) What's this snow cone like? - I don't know.
- (PvF) Snoopy's Snow Cone Machine? - Oh yes!
- (PvF) Snoopy's Snow Cone Machine! - Uh-huh!
- Very concentrated urine.
- Yeah, yeah, yo, hydrate or die-drate, come on!
- (PvF) Have you ever tried pee before?
- Not, I mean... - Not intentionally.
- (PvF) Does it taste real? - I wouldn't know! (laughs)
- Did you say you would know? - I wouldn't know.
- Oh. (laughs) - I would not know!
- This is probably what urine actually tastes like.
- You haven't? Oh, I thought you had.
I've had... (both laugh)
- I don't know the last time I accidentally tried piss.
- What?
- That hasn't happened to you?
- Heck no! - A little bit, right?
Has that happened to me?
No. - Why are you...
Wow, you had to really think about if you have
had piss or not before. - Dude, life is a crazy thing!
Life is, you just never know! - Wow.
Is this Ipecac!? Here it is!
- Look how viscous that is.
- This is like what we used to keep around
in case you swallowed poison. - Yes.
- This is one of the most famous clips from Family Guy ever.
- I think I've seen this clip, I have no idea what Ipecac is.
- I'm actually excited about this.
- (Peter) Alright you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort
all on my tab.
- No, Jair, no! No please!
- Oh, that's right. (Jayse laughs)
- Who plays like this?
- No!
- (Peter) Okay, here we go. - Okay.
- (Peter) How's everybody doing?
(Erin laughs)
- (Brian) Good, good so far.
- They all start throwing up. - No, Jair!
- (Peter) Cool, cool.
(Jayse laughs)
I don't know if you guys had any of that pie already,
but that is, that is some tasty stuff.
That's from the bake sale that Lois (retches).
- Ah!
- Ugh!
- (Stewie) I know somebody who won't be having an (retches).
- Oh no!
(both laugh) - (Chris) I'm starting to feel funny.
- (Brian) Well, I feel fine, I guess I'm gonna (retches).
- I win!
- (Chris) Oh boy! That means I win!
I get to eat (retches). - I win!
- Oh God! - Oh boy!
- Oh my God!
- That scene goes on forever! - Forever, ah!
- That seems like a game we would've played as a kid.
- (PvF) Ipecac is a plant-based medicine that is used
to induce vomiting by irritating the lining of your stomach,
so good luck with three swigs.
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- Let's go! Ugh, okay.
- I wanna see your reaction first.
- (both) Cheers.
- Oh, Ipecac, okay.
- Oh, that tastes like straight medicine, that is awful.
- Oh, it's slimy.
- The texture is... - Yeah, it's not great.
- Horrible! - Uh-huh.
- Ugh!
(Travis retches)
(Sharon retches)
(Jayse retches)
(both laugh)
- Last cheers. - For the win, for the dub.
- For the win!
(bell rings) (Benison laughs)
- Is it worse than what we've experienced on the show?
- Ipecac was first used as a medicinal plant
by the indigenous people of Brazil.
- Ah, okay. - Mmm.
- Oh wow. - You Brazilians.
- That's really smart though, I didn't know it was plant based.
That's nice. - Crazy.
- No please! Up, up, up, up, up, up, up!
- Oh [censored]! (screams) Oh my God!
- (PvF) Congratulations,
Sharon, Jayse, Jair, Travis, Erin, and Benison!
(Erin gasps) - Oh, the whole crew!
- Ah!
- Let's go!
- (PvF) All made it through, and for that,
we've got a giggity feast just for you!
- Giggity! - Giggity, giggity, giggity.
- Giggity giggity, giggity! - Giggity, giggity, giggity, goo!
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Oh yeah, Quagmire's a good cook! - Oh!
- Ooh! - Wow!
- Giggity, giggity, goo!
- Glenn, that's my dad's name! - Oh, no way!
- (Loretta) How romantic.
- (Glenn) I mean, how do you think NBA Players get all those chicks?
- What is that?
- (Glenn) They're all great cooks!
Except Kobe Bryant, his secret is different.
- Oh, his secret is different. - RIP.
- I didn't even know Quagmire cooked.
- Wine!? - I know.
- Wow! - Chicken and rice,
oh, it's paella! - Paella!
- Wow, this is beautiful!
- (PvF) Glenn's cooked up a Spanish feast
that'll surely be the quickest way to your heart.
With paella, pinchos, pan con tomate, tapas,
burnt basque cheesecake, some lovely wine,
and of course, Eat With Me cards!
- Yo! - Yay!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Hey! (laughs) - Thank you, thank you!
- Yeah!
- Oh, that's actually... - I am so proud of us.
Let's actually enjoy!
- Oh yeah, what are we going in for first?
- I'm gonna go for the paella.
- Yeah, right, me too.
- Oh my God! - Oh yeah!
- Cheers, Sharon. - Cheers.
- Thank you!
- (PvF) This is a burnt basque cheesecake.
- Woah, mmm.
- Woah, I love that!
- (PvF) Well... - Mmm.
- (PvF) That does it for today. - Thank you, Nicole.
- What was the punishment?
- Oh yeah.
- (PvF) Put your headphones on.
- Okay. - Those anchovies are the punishment.
- (Chris) Oh.
- It's the chowder! (laughs)
- (Stewie) My God, why is there vomit everywhere?
- (Brian) Is that the Ipecac bottle? Oh no!
No, please, not this! - (Stewie) Oh God.
- They went back in time? - Uh-huh.
- (Stewie) It's not gonna be coming out of us,
it's gonna be going... (retches)
- Oh!
- No! - No, not the chowder!
- Oh God!
- (Brian) What the Hell?
- They're going back in time or something, what's going on?
- (Stewie) I don't want it, I don't want it.
(retches)
- Ugh!
- (Chris) I'm scared! (retches)
- This is... - I'm so glad we won this.
- Dude.
- Awful! - Can we see it?
- (PvF) We're headed to the multiverse where everything's backwards,
including the direction of well, vomit.
- Oh my God, are you kidding?
That literally looks like yak, dude.
- Oh my God. - No.
That's disgusting. - A boba straw? (gags)
- (PvF) How are you feeling about your choices?
- Really good! - Really good.
- Really good. - Very good.
- Ah. Cheers, we did it.
- We did it.
- Accomplished. - Victorious.
- (PvF) Oh no, Chef Ash, are we in the multiverse,
'cause everyone won?
- Oh no, does that mean we have to...
- (PvF) I think it does.
Ugh! - Ugh.
- (PvF) But before we do, be sure to like and subscribe
and follow us on Instagram and TikTok.
- Alright, I guess... - (PvF) Cheers?
Oh my God! Oh my God, that is disgusting.
(Ash gags) Ugh!