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Let's have a conversation.
MAC
But before we get into that, let's get into this money. Okay?
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Now back to the video!
[its LIT]
So hate comments are a thing that exists in the world.
We know that, we understand that. We've read it backwards, we've read it forwards,
Driven it a few times around the block. Like we get it, we understand, we know what that is.
Usually I'm not the type of person that really gets offended by any types of hate comments.
As you have seen in my past
*in high pitched tone* "Shut the fuck up, fag"
[ Sharp inhale ]
[clip]:Oh my god, he is s-
I think that's very apparent by now.
But there are a few times where there's that one hate comment that just really, really finds a way
That's all I'm gonna say about that.
Most of my hate comments are about my sexuality,
the color of my skin, or the fact that I apparently sound like a white woman from time to time
[other Mac] Don't forget about being fat
True.
But THIS comment
sets up an ENTIRE new standard.
Listen up, haters and trolls, cuz this is how it's supposed to be done.
When I tell you that this comment made me sit and think for a few days,
I meant this comment made me SIT AND THINK FOR A FEW DAYS.
I was supposed to film this video about a month ago
But I didn't - cuz I was sitting and thinking about this comment
[ Mac and woman laugh ]
Isn't that right, Dancing Jesus?
Exactly.
So as most of you guys may know, I have a Facebook page
That's where I post some of my videos from time to time -
-Like my Facebook page by the way-
I feel like I need to-
[Lit]
Quite a few amount of messages on my Facebook page
I tend not to look at all of them because a majority of them are spambots
Trying to buy my Facebook page with some bullshit mess that I've never heard of
But on occassion
There are a few messages that just take the cream of the crop.
Cream of the crop? Is that the right??
I don't think so.
The 'creme de la creme' of messages.
and, last month, I received that message
and today I'm going to read it for you guys.
As I'm reading this message,
I want you to soak in and ponder everything that you know about me, all of my past videos,
And how I have shown myself on the Internet. And let's see your thoughts on this one, okay?
So the message starts off simple and normal
like any other type of message should start off when you're messaging me, right?
"Hey, mate,
I saw your channel
And I began to worry."
I get it. I understand. Same, honestly,
Same, you know? Watch any of my videos
and you might think, "Is this child okay? Do we need to... call somebody?"
So now you might be thinking, "Oh, Mac, what's next?
Is there more?" Yes, there's more.
But don't worry. The comment gets even better.
"I think you might have FAS."
Now, when you first hear the words FAS, what do you think it might be?
Fierce American Sandals
Flying Amazing Squirrel
[from distance away] Flipping Astounding Situation
Those make sense, right? Like those are things that normal people will think of
because at time I do feel like a Fierce American Sandal
But let me end your curiosities right here and tell you
that when this man typed FAS,
he means
FETAL
ALCOHOL
SYNDROME
Whatthefuck
He then ends the message with,
"and I really think you should see a doctor about it.
I'm being COMPLETELY sincere, and it's a legitimate concern of mine. And just to be on the safe side,
You should check with a doctor."
So he's a man that cares. We love that here, we appreciate that here.
Fetal
Alcohol
Syndrome
"Now what is fetal alcohol syndrome?" you may ask.
You don't have to Google, you have a black man right in front of you.
We love 2018.
Now according to mayoclinic.com
which is a clinic
Full of white people?
I'm guessing.
Was that racist?
"Fetal alcohol syndrome is a condition in a child that results from
alcohol exposure during the mother's pregnancy."
We love it here. A mom that likes to party.
Okay, I'm gonna take that back.
"The problems caused by fetal alcohol syndrome vary from child to child,
but defects caused by fetal alcohol syndrome are not reversible"—
LIKE MY HOMOSEXUALITY.
First layer right there. This man did not just criticize me as a human being based on what I am.
This man also simultaneously brought my mother into the mix
Had the BALLS
Had the AUDACITY
Had the COURAGE
To drag
Mamazelli
MAMADOESIT
Into this bitch
First of all
Ho
How dare you?
Second of all,
bitch,
No.
You could attack me all you want. You can drag me across the floor,
dice me into bits, poke my eyes out, gag me 700 times, bitch.
I don't care.
But when you bring my mother into this mix,
when you drag my MOTHER into my business
Good luck *laughs*
So when I first read this message, the first thing that came to my mind is, "What?"
WHAT
"What exactly am I showcasing
on the internet that makes random people
random strangers by the way,
think that I might have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
[clip] AAAH
So I decided to do what everyone should do when they are reading anything on the internet
Research it. You know? Exactly.
So I took my ass to Google
and typed in
"what the hell is Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?"
These are the symptoms of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
Let me show you.
"Distinctive facial features, including small eyes
I get it. I understand that one. I see where you're coming from there.
"Deformities of joints, limbs, and fingers"
We don't know.
"Low physical growth before and after birth"
Once again, maybe! Okay?
"Vision difficulties or hearing problems"
Obviously. We been knew.
"Poor coordination or balance"
Okay I'm gonna give that one a yes. I'm going to let y'all drag me on that one
Cuz you guys know me better than me apparently.
"Intellectual disability, learning disorders, and delayed development"
Sometimes.
"Poor memory"
That one I can even vouch for. Yes, bitch
I don't remember shit anymore.
"Trouble people with retention and with processing information"
All the time. That's more of a choice thing cuz I'm a bitch.
"Poor judgment skills"
I make videos on the internet.
"Jitteriness or hyperactivity"
[clip 1] AAAH [clip 2] oooh
Sometimes.
but the one symptom that got me the most
[from a distance away] the one that takes it all
the one that made me sit there for an hour
in just complete amazement
"Small head circumference and brain size"
*Pours drink*
What- I mean, I don't knowwww...
I don't- I'm not fully certain
right? but the last time I checked
The last time I was just perusing, y'know?
I don't-
I don't think I-
have that???
On the fact that my head is pretty much bigger than any other part of my body
Maybe also on the fact that normal hats and sunglasses don't fit me like a human being??
Exhibit A. Bitch. Isn't that right, Dancing Jesus?
*plastic clunking noises*
Exactly.
My nickname from my father was, and still is, Big Head.
So if that is the symptom of having fetal alcohol
syndrome, I can proudly say
No thanks
[Mom on phone] Don't even have to address comments like that
So don't call me with mess like that again.
*loud laugh*
So let's recap this. Let's recap everything that just went down in this one
message. This man, from watching my video, has
Simultaneously just dragged my mother, said that I have terrible memory, I'm too hyper, I have no coordination,
apparently very bad in developmental skills, and an
EXTREMELY small head and brain. Did not just attack me on the color of my skin.Did not just attack me on my
sexuality, or on the blubber in my body,
[other Mac] or the fact there's always something on your face
That too. This man gave me layers
He gave me depth. He gave me something to ponder about, bitch. And to all you haters out there
if you want to get under my skin, you need to be taking some notes right now because, bitch,
this man knew what the hell he was doing. Next time you want to send a hate to a
Youtuber you better layer that shit because the bar has been
Raised. The bar has reached a level that no one thought it could reach
Thank you guys so much for watching. My name is Mac
And don't forget to like, comment, share, and sub-screeb-bay
BWAAAAAAAAAA
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