-♪ Mad Lib Theater, yeah ♪
-Here's how this works. -Okay.
-I'm going to ask you for some silly words --
nouns, verbs, adjectives, et cetera.
We'll do that, they'll be written onto cue cards,
and then, we'll act out a dramatic Mad Libs scene.
-Sure. -Okay, here we go.
-Okay, this is great. -Right?
-Yeah. -Give me an adjective.
-Ah, flamboyant.
[ Laughter ]
-Flamboyant. -Mm-hmm.
Really making our cue-card guys work.
Pet name. -Winston.
-Wow, that was really fast. Nickname for a kid.
-Jimmy Bill Bob.
[ Laughter ]
-What?
That's a nickname for a kid? -Yeah. Jimmy Bill Bob.
-Type of profession. -Late-night host.
[ Laughter ]
-What would you shout if you stubbed your toe?
-Falafel!
[ Laughter ]
-Give me a number.
-6-8-0-1.
-Gosh. [ Laughter ]
Give me a made-up fact about chickens.
-They can fly. -Oh.
-Two words that rhyme.
-Fallon, talon.
[ Laughter ]
-You don't have to make the whole thing about me.
Type of food.
-Ooh. That's a tough one.
I'll let you go with that one.
-What? No. -I have to do it?
-This is a game. It's fun.
Say any food. -Ballpark hot dog.
-Ballpark hot dog. [ Laughter ]
These are the most interesting answers I've ever played.
Type of drink.
-A Rob Roy. [ Laughter ]
-What?! -It's a Manhattan with a --
-I know what that is, but no kid knows what a Rob Roy is!
-They do now. Rob Roys for everyone!
-Rob Roys for everyone here.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Rob Roy is great.
A verb ending in "-ing."
-Uh, begrudging? No, that's begrudgingly?
No, no. Uh...
Um, running, running, running. -Running, very good.
Running. -I had to go basic.
I was trying to go complicated.
-Advice that you would give a shy teenager?
-Stay golden, Pony Boy.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-These are the best answers ever.
Stay golden, Pony Boy. Oh my gosh.
-It's a safe one. -Another good reference.
Oh, my gosh. [ Laughing ]
Body part.
-Perineum.
[ Laughter ]
-I'm gonna have to give my cue-card guy
mouth-to-mouth after perineum.
-Well, I can't -- I mean, that's --
You want to go medical on that. -No, no, perineum.
Is that something?
-Oh, it's the space between -- -Okay, got you.
[ Laughter ]
That's not what that song is about.
-That is for me. -No, it is not.
-That's how Dave Matthews speaks to me!
-That's not what it's about. That's not what it's about.
Oh, my gosh. -Here we are.
-No, I know. This is great.
Object.
-Protractor.
[ Laughter ]
-A plural noun.
-Puppies. -Aww.
-Plural animals. -Dragons.
[ Laughter ]
-What would you say if you found out
you got an A-plus on your chemistry test?
-"Teacher, my name's not Dave!"
[ Laughter ]
-Oh, my gosh.
-'Cause I wouldn't -- I would never...
-Got it. All right, we're almost done.
Give me a color.
-Hmm, sea breeze.
[ Laughter ]
-Sea breeze is a color? I got to get my Crayola set.
Another profession.
-WWE superstar. -Hey.
[ Cheers and applause ] -Hey.
Couple of fans in the house. -Yeah.
Two more. Another body part.
-[ Laughs ]
-Can I say anus? -No!
Yes, you can. Yes, you can.
You can say it. -It's a part.
-And a verb.
-Uh, jump.
-There we go. Perfect.
All right, we filled it out.
We are ready for our scene.
I'm gonna hand this in to the computer.
[ Laughter ]
And then they're going to go on the cue cards.
Are you ready to perform our scene?
-Let's do this! -Yes! Let's go!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
-Ah, I love Christmas.
It's the most flamboyant time of the year.
[ Laughter ]
[ Chuckles ] Hey, what's wrong?
-There's something I have to tell you, Winston.
-What is it, Jimmy Bill Bob?
[ Laughter ]
I'm your brother and your best late night host.
You can tell me anything.
-Well, this isn't easy, but here goes.
I don't believe in Santa Claus.
-Falafel!
[ Laughter ]
-Hey, hey.
I understand why you would react that way.
We've been writing Santa Letters every day
for the past 6-8-0-1 decades.
[ Laughter ]
-This is more shocking than when I found out chickens can fly.
[ Laughter ]
What made you stop believing?
-All I wanted for Christmas
was the most popular toy everyone had, the Fallon Talon.
[ Laughter ]
I left Santa a plate of ballpark hot dogs
and a glass of Rob Roy,
but on Christmas morning,
there was nothing under the tree.
So I ran to my room and started running.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-[ Chuckles ]
[ Laughter continues ]
-Little bro, I'm gonna tell you
the same thing Dad used to tell me every night before bed.
[ Laughter ]
-[ Breathes deeply ]
[ Laughter continues ]
-[ Coughing ]
-Yes? What -- What is that?
-Stay golden, Pony Boy.
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Cymbal crashes ]
Stay golden -- Stay golden, Pony Boy.
[ Laughter ]
-Truer words have never been spoken.
-Look, all you have to do is look deep...
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
...within your per--
[ Laughter ]
"Perenium."
-Perineum. -Perineum.
[ Laughter and applause ]
You remember Dad used to say that, as well.
[ Laughter ]
You got to look deep... for the holiday spirit.
Come on, man. You can do it.
-You're right, brother.
The holidays
Decorating the Christmas protractor.
[ Laughter ]
Hanging the puppies on the mantel.
[ Laughter ]
And spending time with all my dragons.
[ Laughter ]
I believe again!
There is a Santa Claus!
-Teacher, my name's not Dave!
-You know, the best part about believing in Santa
is getting to sing my favorite song with you.
-[ Laughs ]
You sure you don't want to do it by yourself?
[ Laughter ]
-Which is...? -What is the song?
-"Rudolph the sea-breeze-nosed WWE superstar."
[ Laughter ]
Man, I screwed myself on that. -That is my favorite song.
Let's sing! [ Clears throat ]
♪ Rudolph the sea-breeze-nosed WWE superstar ♪
♪ Had a very shiny anus ♪
[ Laughter ]
♪ And if you ever saw it ♪
-Jumped.
-♪ You would even say it jumped ♪
And scene. Go run to your room.
Go run to your room and start running!
Let's go run to your room.
-That's the scene. John Cena, everybody!