Ooh.
Do I get two options or is it, just, I choose. (You get to choose any Riverdale character.)
I would call Betty.
Or maybe FP.
But then I'd be telling the cop, the Sheriff, which I wouldn't want to do,
so I'd tell Betty.
Hiram. Yeah.
OK, I would pick Reggie.
Yeah, manpower.
Jughead.
Oh my goodness.
I'd call my boy, Jughead.
Yeah, he's good at keeping secrets.
FP, he's done that before.
FP.
Gladys Jones.
(Ooh, I didn't see that one coming.)
(I like it.) Yeah, Gladys Jones.
Probably FP. He's handy.
Archie.
Probably Archie.
That's a really good question. Probably Betty.
She seems to be the most resourceful. And she can read.
Although IKEA is a little tricky. (It's in Swedish.)
I mean, the correct answer for that is Fred.
If he was still around, he'd be the best IKEA assembler that there is. Period.
Probably Veronica.
Veronica seems like she — no, Archie. Archie would be great at that.
What am I saying, Veronica does not build furniture.
Betty.
I would pick probably Jughead.
I think he'd be good at that kind of stuff, reading the instruction manual and stuff.
And I think Archie would be really bad at doing that kind of stuff.
Lili picked Archie.
Yeah, actually, no I'd be good at that actually. Yeah. Archie would be good at that.
Well of course I'd call Archie.
FP. He's the sheriff, I know he's got a gun.
To save me? Well it'd be a little too late, but um...
Probaby Cheryl because she'd come in with, like, her arrows.
Archie. Or Reggie.
Probably Archie.
Oh, Archie. He has experience.
I mean, KJ [Archie]. He happens to be the expert at surviving bear attacks. So, KJ.
Archie. Hiram loves Archie. He's like a frenemy. He's like, love-hate relationship.
So anything to get Archie involved.
Archie. [Laughing]
Or the ambulance. 9-1-1.
Probably Veronica.
I don't know why you'd want to infiltrate the mafia, but I'd go with Veronica.