-Let's talk about "Brooklyn Nine-Nine."
-The best show. -Yeah, it is!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Hoo-ah!
This Thursday, a special double episode event...
-Yes. -...here on NBC.
Thursday nights on NBC is "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" time.
So if anyone wants you to make plans on Thursday night, say,
"No, that's my 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' time."
-♪ "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" time ♪
-Say it's "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" time.
-♪ "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" time ♪
-You know, so that's Thursday night.
-Wait. Is that a thing now?
Dude, I think we just are living in a thing right now.
[ Laughter ]
Dude, we're living in a thing right now.
-Oh, my God! We'll all be like,
"Remember when that started?!"
-"I mean, we were all there. You were sitting in the chair.
And I was sitting behind the desk."
[ Laughter ]
So -- [ Whack! ]
Thank you. [ Laughter ]
This Thursday is "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" time.
-Yeah!
-And what's happening this season?
And it got picked up for another season.
-We're already -- [ Cheers and applause ]
-That's a good investment. -It's crazy.
-But it's really --
I heard the plot for this season is very funny.
-Thank you. -Yes.
-I think so. The writers are great.
-No, they are. They're really great.
But basically -- yeah. -Last season ends
with Andre Braugher's character, Captain Holt, getting demoted.
-So now you're his -- -So now you're his --
-We're all -- Yeah, we're all his bosses now,
and he's having trouble adjusting.
-And that would never happen in real life, would it?
-I don't think so. -No.
But it makes for some good comedy.
-There's a lot of stuff on a show about cops in our show
that doesn't happen in real life.
-'Cause it's fake. It's a television show.
-It's super fake. [ Laughter ]
-It's a comedy show. -Yeah.
-Is there any dream guest stars that you would want on the show?
'Cause you've had everybody on there.
I've seen Bill Hader on there be funny.
-Oh, yeah. -Maya's been very funny.
Sandler. Adam Sandler was on your show.
-Sandman was on there. -Yeah.
-Yeah. -Is there any dream guests?
-For us, there's one.
My character's obsessed with "Die Hard."
So we've long said getting Bruce Willie
would be, like, a huge thing. [ Cheers and applause ]
But -- yeah. -Bruce Willis watches our show.
-Does he watch it?
-He watches our show all the time.
-I mean, I've appealed many times for this.
I think maybe he's waiting for the end to surprise us
and, like, shock the world, or he hates me.
[ Laughter ] -No, no, no.
He's the coolest guy. -I love him.
-Bruce, trust Andy. Anything he does is great.
He really does -- You got to see "High Kickin'."
-Truly. -I mean, right?
That's what we should send to Bruce Willis.
-Truly. -We'll send him "High Kickin'."
-We'll send him "High Kickin'" and that'll get it done.
-"High Kickin'" and bear meat. [ Both laugh ]
-"High Kickin'" and bear meat. Do it, Bruce!
[ Laughter ] -Oh, my God.
Jorma says to do it, too.
Bruce, this won't happen to you if you agree to do this.
-Sitting in the dark is so much more depressing.
[ Laughter ] -Still eating raw meat.
-Not even lit. [ Laughing ]
-"I would do it if I were Jim."
-"If I were Jim." [ Laughs ]
You said, "I would do it if I were him."
-Yeah, that's what he said. Thanks, Jorm.
-I want to show a clip. Here's Andy Samberg
in the new season premiere of "Brooklyn Nine-Nine."
Take a look. [ Cheers and applause ]
-Okay, Doyle, it's time for the man hunter to hunt...man.
-♪ Ooh, ooh, here he comes ♪
♪ Watch out, man, he'll hunt you down ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, here he comes ♪
♪ Jake's a man hunter ♪
-Charles, I love that.
Keep doing the song while I work the scene.
-You got it. ♪ Doo doo doo... ♪
-Okay, the bullet lodged there is 4 feet below
the hole in the backdrop, indicating a trajectory
of about 15 degrees, which means the shot was taken
from either the second or third floor
of one of the buildings across the plaza.
-♪ Ooh, ooh, here he comes ♪
-That building's windows don't open.
-♪ Watch out, men, he'll hunt you down ♪
-That one's obscured by trees. -♪ Ooh, ooh here he comes ♪
-...which means the shooter must have been located...
-On the sky bridge! -♪ Jake's a man hunter ♪
-Officer Holt, I thought I stationed you...not here.
[ Laughter ] -Andy Samberg!
[ Cheers and applause ] Catch him on a new
"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" this Thursday at 8:00 p.m.
It's "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" time on NBC.