- We could still win this,
or Koffee could go home with that Comedy Championship Belt
right there, so.
(crowd cheers)
We gon' see what happens.
- E-Man, leave her alone.
Leave Ms. Jamaica alone.
Black Squad step up.
Red squad step up.
(crowd cheers)
DJ D-Wrek, let's get to it.
(funky hip hop music)
Hey hey hey
- [Crowd] Hey, hey, hey
♪ Uh uh uh ♪
♪ Look look uh yo the freestyle get off me ♪
♪ I sail he softly ♪
♪ You know I'm coming up ♪
♪ I like my coffee ♪ - Hey!
♪ Black a little thick ♪
♪ Too young for this (beep) Nick ♪
(crowd laughs)
(bell dings)
♪ Uh-Huh what ma say ♪
♪ What ma say ♪
♪ Hey you say you're rapping your capping a lot ♪
- Oh! ♪ Ooh your not hot ♪
♪ Just get back in the pot ♪ - Oh!
♪ Hey what makes the Koffee the tip of the top ♪
♪ Ooh a me say Koffee I'ma drip I'ma drop ♪
- Oh! ♪ Aye aye ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm from J.A. a real G ♪
♪ You see Pre can't beat me ♪
♪ I kid kid Nick Cannon can't pin me no BB ♪
♪ My might small between my tree deep on TV ♪
♪ Go easy aye ♪
- All right! (crowd cheers)
(bell dings) Okay, okay!
♪ Hey Nick Cannon ♪
♪ Nick Nick Nick ♪
♪ Me say ♪
♪ Me not know what you say ♪
♪ Me not not not not know what you say ♪
♪ Me say oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Nick Cannon nipple do show ♪
♪ I say oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Conceded him no more grow ♪ (crowd laughs)
♪ I say oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ DC him look real slow ♪ (crowd laughs)
♪ I say oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Okay ♪
(crowd laughs)
♪ Come here don't do that ♪
♪ You lied and y'all knew that ♪
♪ Listen Fay Fay Fay Fay ♪
♪ This not your hair he he ♪
♪ Ah you thought you'd get me but it not go down ♪
♪ That girl teach me how to pull the less front down ♪
(crowd laughs)
(bell dings)
(crowd laughs)
- All right, I'll cut it for you.
All right, DJ D-Wrek.
- Yo. - Cut the beat.
- [Nick] We like this beat.
(air horn blows)
- Man, I know this is Wild Style,
but I aint with the jokes, all wanna play with things.
Hey, yo, Nick, I'm really loving this Jamaican scene
'cause I got two lasers, red and green.
It's gon' blend right in with this Jamaican theme.
(bell dings) I take his wife.
All you hear is a Jamaican scream.
Then I take his dad.
If Nick trip, he gon' get X-ed out like the Jamaican flag.
(crowd boos) (bell dings)
You look like a teen-aged boy that drive Jamaican cabs.
(crowd cheers) (bell dings)
I say wait a minute.
They gon' see this shotty.
Nick got on a see-through shirt.
With an automatic, gonna leave 'em with a see-through body.
(crowd cheers) (bell dings)
- Man, we was having fun.
Then you had to do all that rough stuff.
- Come murder everybody.
- He did, but he still need to stop it,
up here dressed like a Bop It.
(crowd laughs)
- Pull it, pull it!
(bell dings) - Spin it!
Bop It (screams)!
- Hold up, hold, E-Man.
You up here doing all that boom, pow, pshoo.
Nick, who does that?
I thought this was a Jamaican theme.
You up here built like a Rug Rat.
(crowd laughs)
(bell dings)
- Well, DC, we know you got girls,
but they only the slutty kind.
That's why I never hit you with dirty wine.
You know Justina V, I am no liar.
You out here burning (beep) so they screamin' mo' fire.
- Whoa. - Mo' fire.
(bell dings)
- Mo' fire? - Mo fire.
- Okay, all right, please don't do this.
Uh-uh, don't hurt me.
The red on your pants, that stands for herpes.
Here we go.
You don't wanna do this, uh-uh, stop.
The black on your pants mean your coochie got bumps.
Here we go. (crowd laughs)
Uh-oh. (bell dings)
You better stop.
She already got on yellow.
You know what that mean.
Everybody can come in. - Hello!
(crowd laughs)
(bell dings)
(air horn blows)
(crowd cheers)
- DJ D-Wrek, man, make some sense outta this.
- Gotta give that to the Black Squad.
Make some noise for the Black Squad.
(crowd cheers)
- Koffee, you the Comedy Championship Belt.
What you wanna say to the people at home?
- Give thanks.