The craziest thing happened to me.
I got to tell you what happened this weekend.
My friend Bruno Mars texted me and begged
me to go see his show in Las Vegas-- something
about me being his muse and blah, blah, blah.
And obviously, I'd love to go, so I started
researching hotels, and, oh my heavens,
I don't know if you've seen what they've done to the Venetian.
It's their 20th anniversary.
Look at what they've done to the Venetian.
It is stunning.
Whoa.
It's a perfect place to celebrate any special occasion.
And look at this.
[MURMURING]
Nobody knows celebrations like the Venetian resort
in Las Vegas.
So I thought, what if I mentioned
the Venetian on the show several times, like I just did,
you know--
[CHEERING]
So we'll see what happens tomorrow
because I said I'll mention it.
[LAUGHTER]
But, so they said maybe they'd send me some tickets for people
to stay for free and they did--
[CHEERING]
--not enough for the whole audience.
No, they're not that generous.
They said half the audience-- how many people you have there?
I said, like 350, and they said, nope-- like, 150
is the most we can do.
And I didn't want to ask for more.
I felt weird and pushy, so here's what I'm going to do.
It'll be very fair.
I'm going to split the audience in half, and--
[LAUGHTER]
--we're going to play a game called "On the Spot."
Whichever side wins is going to get a three day, two night
stay, dinner for two, and passes to Canyon Ranch Spa.
And here's how the game works--
I'm going to divide the audience in half.
A word will appear behind me and I will randomly
point at someone who will stand up, give me a one-word clue,
and then I have to guess what it is.
If I guess it right, your side gets a point.
And then I go to the next side, and, anyway.
All right.
So let's divide the audience in half.
[LAUGHTER]
All right.
All right, some people--
some people not feeling as confident
and moving their side over.
All right, I'm going to start here on my right, and--
yes, with the jean jacket.
Yes, stand up-- no, the jean jacket behind you.
I'll get you next time.
Yes?
Um, a pole.
That's two words.
Sit down.
I'll get you in the--
[LAUGHTER]
All right, one word.
Money.
Stripper.
[CHEERING]
All right.
All right, we'll go to this side now,
and the word will appear behind me.
OK, with the flower in your hair-- yeah, stand up.
Presley.
Elvis.
[CHEERING]
One point, one point.
All right.
All right, ma'am stand up.
Uh, coin.
Bit.
[LAUGHTER]
[BUZZER]
Eh.
Like, what, am I a pirate?
Coin.
All right, let's go to this side.
[GROANING]
Aw.
All right, some people-- hands went down
because it looks like it's a tough one.
All right.
Yes, ma'am, you're so excited.
Yeah, stand up.
Yes.
Dice.
Um-- uh-- gambled.
[GROANING]
[BUZZER]
Oh, of course.
I haven't been to Vegas recently, that's--
that should have been so easy.
That's my fault. All right.
Yes sir, yeah-- yes.
Um-- Venetian.
Vacation.
[GROANING]
Aghh.
It's a hotel, what's wrong with me?
That's my fault and I'm an--
I'm an idiot.
It's a hotel.
[APPLAUSE]
I-- yeah.
All right, it's tied 1-1.
This could win it.
One more on this side, or I could be an idiot again.
Um-- uh-- sir, are you confident or not?
You keep putting your hand up--
you went like this, and back down again, and--
all right.
Yeah.
Blackjack.
21.
[GROANING]
[BUZZER]
No wonder you put your hand down again.
Blackjack is not poker.
The hotel thing is on me, I take that.
All right, this side.
Yes, yes, you, uh-huh.
Drunk.
Alcohol?
[CHEERING]
[BUZZER]
[LAUGHTER]
Still 1 to 1.
God, we're going to be here till tomorrow, and it--
all right, we'll go to this side again.
All right.
Yes, in the blue back here.
Yes, you.
Yes.
Machines.
Slot.
[CHEERING]
OK.
We're out of time.
This side is going to Venetian.
You're going to the Venetian.
[CHEERING]
Yay!
[APPLAUSE]
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, but--
I mean-- I--
[CHEERING]
--all right, y'all going to the Venetian too.
[CHEERING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[CHEERING]
All right.
Yep.
[CHUCKLING]
[CHEERING]
I mean-- let's--
have a seat.
I mean, your faces were just, it was--
I just wanted to ride it out as long as I could.
[LAUGHTER]
Some of you were like, oh, she's going to come back to us
for sure, and some of you weren't sure.
Oh, that's fun.
I love my job.
I love to get--
I get to toy with your emotions.
[APPLAUSE]