-Martha, welcome back to the show.
-Thank you. -It's always great
to have you on. Thanks for playing "Charades"
with me and being my partner. I appreciate it.
-It was so much fun. -I want to talk about --
There's so many things. By the way, I never know
if I thanked you for this, but do you remember
when I ran into you at a farm?
-Out in the Hamptons? -Yeah.
-Yeah. -And you taught me
how to pickle, and you got me into pickling.
And I made pickles. I was --
-I was so happy that you wanted to pickle.
[ Laughter ] -Is that right?
-So happy. -I was at this farm --
Fairview Farms. Harry is the owner there,
the farmer there. I love him.
-They're the ones who deep-fry the sweet potatoes
and all the -- and the red potatoes and the blue potatoes.
-It's so delicious. I just love the whole family,
the vibe, and I'm there, and I go,
"Harry, how do you make -- do you have any pickle recipes?
Or how do you --" He goes, "I don't really know,
but she would be the perfect person to ask."
I turn around, and Martha Stewart is at the --
picking vegetables at the garden.
I go, "This is like a dream. This is like unbelievable."
[ Laughter ] -You're such a good student.
You know, you just pick it up right away.
And you have a good memory, too.
Because you remembered how to make them.
-I did, and I loved them.
-I should have brought you my newest pickles.
I'll send you a jar. -Oh, my God.
-Little tiny red and yellow peppers.
Pequeño peppers. -That's perfect.
See? Come on. I want to talk about --
You have a show this weekend on HGTV called "Table Wars."
-Oh, yeah. -You -- That's a giant thing.
Then you're starting Martha.com.
Different than MarthaStewart.com.
This is Martha.com. -Yes.
Yeah, this is our online store with all our things,
things that I design, things that I curate...
-It's so impressive. -...things that we find
here and there.
And it's a really, really wonderful website.
And so it answers all your needs.
If you're a homemaker and you need stuff for your kitchen
or your bedrooms, your bathrooms, it's there.
But if you need gifts, they're there.
-Yeah. You have flannel sheets on there, I saw.
I really checked it out.
You have NFTs you're selling on there.
-Oh, the best. The best.
And, you know, I was so surprised, because,
you know, everybody started getting into the NFTs,
nonfungible... -Tokens, yeah.
-...tokens, you know.
And you can pay with the cryptocurrency or without.
One of ours, the naughty nurse picture of me for Halloween,
sold for a lot. [ Laughter ]
[ Cheering ] -I was thinking --
Because you always have these new ideas.
I always thought maybe I'd pitch you an idea,
and maybe we could get into business together.
-Let me hear. -Okay. Ready for this?
-This is like "Shark Tank."
I've always wanted to be on "Shark Tank."
-Oh, yeah, me too. -Yeah.
-All right, ready? This one, here we go.
We can go fast or slow if you want.
Pre-made cranberry slices, almost like Kraft cheese,
but it's just cranberry slices.
You throw it on a turkey sandwich with stuffing,
and it's a post-Thanksgiving... [ Cheers and applause ]
All right, all right. Hey, don't worry --
Hey, don't worry about it. I got a lot of -- tons of ideas.
-How do you package them? They're messy.
Make your own cranberry sauce and just put a nice little
spoon of it on each sandwich.
-Sandwich? [ Laughter ]
-Well, turkey sandwiches the day after.
-I know, but now you just said "sandwich,"
but before, you said, "sandwhich."
-"Sandwhich." [ Light laughter ]
-Are you ready for this, Martha? [ Laughter ]
"Oh, we're having a sandwhich."
Martha, how about this? Ready for this?
-With stuffing! Don't forget the stuffing on the sandwich.
-I know, the stuffing. Um, cookie bread.
-Cookie bread. Like what?
What do you mean? [ Cheers and applause ]
Oh, they're in for it. They're into it.
-I'm enjoying your reaction because --
-Cookie bread. -Yeah, so why does
cinnamon toast have the only sweet bread
that you can get out there? Why not different flavors
of sweet breads, like, that taste like sugar cookies
or peppermint cookies or chocolate chip?
-Why not just eat the cookies? [ Laughter ]
-You always want, like, something different.
Okay. You don't like that.
All right, last idea. How about coffee mugs
where, if you put them on the holder,
a little air blows through the bottom of them
and just keeps it stirring around.
[ Light laughter ] -Stirring what?
-No. -Someone just yelled, "No."
[ Laughter ] Well, if you use
an alternative milk like a nut milk or something --
-But, see, I don't like mugs.
I think mugs are sort of clumsy and ugly.
[ Laughter ] I don't own a mug in my house.
-Really? -No. I have beautiful cups.
-We give you mugs every time you're on our show.
-I know, but I give them away. [ Laughter and applause ]
-Hey, if you guys want our mugs or anything, go to Martha.com.
[ Cheers and applause ] Everything holiday.
Check it out. Recipes.
You'll just love every single thing on this thing.
Tune in for the premiere of "Table Wars"
this Sunday night at 8:00 p.m., on HGTV.