- To smash or to smash,
that is the statement.
- Let's talk about that.
(upbeat music)
Good Mythical morning.
- In life, if there's anything we've learned,
it's that for every yin there is a yang,
a primordial balancing act of tension.
For every trick there's a treat,
for every Mary Kate there's an Ashley,
and for every posted selfie,
there's 100 seemingly identical pictures you rejected
because you you got too in your own head about it.
- I've never done that.
Today, we're gonna offset that primordial balance
by attaching things to long ropes and smashing them together
at high speeds.
What could go wrong?
It's time for It's Fun to Smash Things into Each Other,
So Let's go Extreme and Always Respect Your Mother.
- Welcome to the smashing good time zone.
- Next, to us (laughs),
thanks for trying that.
Next to us are two mystery items
that we're gonna be smashing into each other.
Each round, one of us is gonna get the power of choice
and then one of the items will be revealed.
- Yeah, the goal each round is to pick the item
that will be the least smashed in a collision,
and the chooser gets to take the one that he can see
or the one that he can't see.
- And then we're gonna go outside
and let 'em smash and crash
and whoever's object was least smashed,
gets the points for the round.
- Points are gonna go up each round
and whoever wins is gonna be named Smash Brian.
Now let's get smashical.
(upbeat heavy metal music)
- Okay, this first round is worth one billion points.
- Wow.
All right, to see who gets the power of choice,
we're gonna choose a sledgehammer.
Okay, you wanted that one?
You're so good at choosing these.
I wanna choose the one that you were gonna choose.
Aw. - Oh, boy.
- [Link] Yes, look at you!
- I should've let you do it, man.
I should've just gone with fate.
- I'm gonna go right, yes!
Look, I pulled the longer one.
- It happens sometimes.
Okay-- - That's what it feels like.
- So Lucas is gonna reveal one of these.
Are you gonna reveal the toilet or the?
- It's gonna be the toilet.
- Okay.
(Rhett laughs)
- All right, so you're telling me
this is gonna dangle from a rope?
There's no way
what's under that is gonna smash a toilet, so--
- Well, do you remember what happened
when we cooked on a toilet?
- I'm-- - It fell apart.
I mean, just cooking with a toilet.
- But there's a lot more of-- - But we were still good.
- This to break apart and still be mostly together
versus whatever's under there.
So I'm sticking with the toilet.
- Okay, let's see what the toilet is gonna get broken by.
- Oh gosh, what is that? (Rhett laughing)
- A gargoyle?
Okay, I'm not sure what this things made out of,
but it's pretty hefty,
so let's smash it.
- Welcome to the jolly smashing good time,
pip pip cheerio zone.
- All right, let's smash 'em, three.
- [Rhett And Link] Two, one.
- Pull. - Smash!
- [All] Oh!
Oh!
- [Link] You didn't let yours go.
- I sure did, it just didn't release.
- It was a delay and yours was a obliterated.
Even if it was way up there.
Look at that, now they're swinging together in harmony.
(Link grunting)
- Yeah, so-- - All right.
- So I pulled it very hard.
I don't know exactly what happened,
but it didn't have to get down here
to see that gargoyle did not survive.
And again, it is made of plastic,
but (laughs) that didn't help.
- Now, I just wanna see if there's any problem
with my toilet.
Nope, no problem at all.
- Oh well, I mean, you've lowered the value.
This might be in the clearance section at Marshalls now.
- All right, so we--
- Because it's got a little chippy chipperoo there.
(upbeat heavy metal music)
- I got a billion points,
I feel like a billion bucks,
and if you wanna feel like a billion bucks
you can get this GMM Heritage sweatshirt at mythical.com.
This next round is worth--
- Two billion points. - Two billion points.
- All right.
You wanna go first?
I'm not gonna do any indication,
even though last time I should've--
- Maybe you should do an indication.
- Ope, but you pulled it,
and now whoa! - Dang it.
- Look at me, I'm on a roll.
The tables have turned.
- I'm on a longy roll.
All right, Lucas, reveal.
- Ooh. - A brick.
- [Rhett] A brick.
- Okay, so much smaller in this round.
That one's bigger.
- Brick, hmm.
- Hmm, it's hard to destroy a brick.
- Brick is very dense.
You can build with them I hear.
- Yeah, I gotta go with the brick.
- Okay, going with the brick.
- I'm going with a-- - There's no way.
- Oh, a bigger brick. - Oh, a cinder block.
(Rhett laughing)
- Okay.
- I'm going with a bigger brick.
- That's...
(crew laughing)
The brick versus the block.
- All right, let's smash 'em, three.
- [Rhett And Link] Two, one, pull.
(Rhett laughing) - Oh, no!
- Take that, brick!
- My brick came all the way back here.
My brick busted in half.
Dang.
- Okay.
Now, you did a teeny bit of damage to me,
but you know what?
I still feel I can build a cinder block wall with this.
What are you gonna do with your two bricks?
- I can make, like, a brick.
- A brick trick (laughs).
It's a brick trick.
Do it, Link.
- Two billion points, man.
- Well--
- Oh, look at that.
(upbeat heavy metal music)
- All right, we're three billion points now.
- So many points!
- Now, my ability to grab long things
has not translated to hammers,
so I have no confidence now.
Link, you just need to go first.
- No, I like you going first.
- No, you have to go first, I refuse.
- What would you choose if you were going first?
- I'm not even gonna look at them.
I'm not even contemplating it.
- Whoops. (Rhett laughs)
- Wow.
- Didn't help me last time, though.
- It's helping you every single time.
- All right. - There you go, okay.
- Power of choice.
What is this triangular thing?
Oh, we got a fancy desk top and monitor.
Are we sure we wanna destroy this, guys?
This stuff looks valuable.
- Yeah.
I could use on of those.
A nice, square monitor.
- What is that?
All right.
All right, I think I know what that is.
Now are we gonna string both of these up together?
Is this like two dangles?
(Link sighs)
I'm gonna stick with this.
- Okay, I think this might be, oh, whoa.
- Look at this,
it's a old iMac. - This old Mac.
- Look it, it's got that,
you're hurting my hand 'cause we both grabbed it.
- There's a lot of weight on that thing.
- That is heavy.
A lot heavier than this (laughs).
- [Stevie] You get it guys?
- Oh, Mac versus PC. - It's Mac versus PC.
(Rhett Laughs) (Link yells)
- You can still make that joke.
Hello, I'm a Mac.
- And I'm a PC.
- [Rhett And Link] Three, two, one, pull.
- [Rhett] Oh!
- Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
What on earth?
That was crazy.
- Okay, this is not gonna be an easy thing to determine.
- Now, if we just look at what's dangling.
- [Rhett] Your monitor's fully intact.
- There's nothing wrong with the monitor.
There's a lot wrong with your monitor.
- [Rhett] Okay, so we lost a full side of this.
- Let's put these up here.
Look at this.
This is, I mean, that,
this is kind of even.
You know what I'm saying?
Like a whole surface is busted off.
- [Rhett] I mean, there is my monitor.
I mean, it's taken a beating.
It's got a crack in it.
- [Link] Yeah, the monitor's been damaged and removed
from the rest of the processing point, whatever.
What is that?
Look at that.
It's a CD-ROM. - That's the CD drive.
- [Link] Listen--
- I mean, it's pretty close,
but the fact that you've got a piece that's fully intact,
I think the PC may have taken this home.
- Yeah, man, give me those points.
- All right, PC wins.
(upbeat heavy metal music)
- Our final round is worth four billion points.
- It's anybody's game.
- Who knew we had so many points that we could earn?
Oh, see, okay, you know,
I'm glad you grabbed first.
- No, I'm just touching it.
(laughs) You've won all three of these.
- Yeah, I ain't gonna grab what you grabbed.
Ha! (Rhett laughs)
Take it!
- [Together] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - I won!
- You won. - Whoa!
- You won by that much.
- Finally, finally, okay, all right.
- And what--
- [Together] Is that?
- Is that a meatball?
- It's a meteor.
This came from another galaxy.
It's a meatball.
- A meatball can't,
a meatball's just waiting to be broken, I think.
I don't know what this is, but--
- You have the power of choice.
- I'm selecting this.
- Okay.
- Which I guess I should now reveal what it is.
- [Link] Let's see what it is.
What is that a cake face?
Is this a cake?
- Is that Sinbad?
(crew laughing)
No, it's Guy Fieri (laughs).
It's a Guy Fieri cake head.
- Is that Guy Fieri? - Yeah.
Isn't it?
- [Stevie] Yeah. - Yeah.
Okay, Guy Fieri head versus meatball,
which is really meatball versus meatball.
Okay, it's anybody's game.
- That's right.
- I got a Guy Fieri cake head.
- And I got a meatball but listen
if that Guy Fieri cake has like a rock in the middle of it,
I think that's the only way you're gonna beat me.
- Hopefully this Guy Fieri cake has a rock
in the middle of it.
- And I wouldn't be happy if I found that out, so--
- Here we go, ready?
- I mean, you honestly think you can win?
- Listen, I have faith in Fieri.
It's my religion.
- Leave me out of it.
- Here we go, three.
- [Rhett And Link] Two, one, pull.
- [Rhett And Link] Oh!
Oh!
- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
What?
- They smashed in,
well, not in the way kids talk about it.
- Don't touch it.
Wow, okay--
- There's still doing a little dance.
- It was so soft and,
I mean, we've got...
I mean, there's a little bit of cake on the ground,
a little bit of meat.
Oh, hold on, Link.
Look at this.
- Well, I would say that Guy--
- Hold on. - Definitely has a concussion.
- But look at this.
Look at, do you see a piece of Guy
that is this big somewhere on the ground?
Because that's a big piece of meatball.
- Where did that fall off of though?
- Right there in the back.
Right there, see that?
- From the bottom?
- The bottom.
I mean--
- But look at that head injury right there.
- Oh, that can easily be fixed.
That happens every Friday night to Guy.
- Okay-- - I kind of think.
- [Link] Fix it.
- You know, you just pat it a little bit.
- This thing is heavy.
- Okay, listen--
- Is there a rock in here?
- All I gotta say is, there's a lot of cracks in yours
and there's a giant piece of your meatball brain
on the ground.
- The only place on Guy that was compromised at all
was just right there at the string
and then a little cracking.
His cheek, his cheekbone got broken,
but he's still looks great.
I mean, all right, so I'm gonna concede this one to you
and your Guy Fieri head.
- All right, that means I get four billion points
and I'm officially Smash Brian!
- You earned it, Rhett.
- Whoo!
- You lucky dog.
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- All right, you know what,
I'm gonna deconstruct this thing
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- Ah, Illinois, you don't say the S.
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