I was allergic to my own mothers breast milk
(laughs) that's how vegan i am
Been vegan for about 4 years, been vegetarian for nine
I feel much happier for myself, feel healthier for myself, when I'm not, you know
Contributing to, you know, torture and stuff
I'm betraying everything for sweet sweet money
What animals this from?
Okay, that's actually not bad (laughing)
I really wanted it to be bad
It's like weirdly sweet and it's like greasy
I can't even describe how it tastes, it doesn't sit nice in your mouth
tastes like white
boob juice
kinda like fills your mouth and its kinda refreshing kinda feels nice
kinda like being a baby isn't it
like being a little baby and it's like ahh, taken care of.
Yeah I'm just picturing cows. Udders. Squirting it up
Yeah, that's got a nasty smell.
It- It's quite like feet.
Oh dear.
That's okay. That's not too bad.
I can't chew it, it's gross.
That's not how I remember it at all.
(That's) Some really gross semen.
It'd say that was a solid seven.
One out of ten; Would not eat again.
I remember cheese. I've met cheese before.
I read a thing that everyone's actually secretly addicted to cheese.
I do miss... regular cheese.
'Kay, maybe not.
Ohh, it's gross.
I was worried about cheese... My old friend, but...
No. Now I don't like it anymore.
I'd be very happy to never eat that again.
Why is...
I see what it is, I've- I mean- It's addictive, isn't it?
What's this, then?
This is, something that...
I have to admit I do quite miss as well... Is butter.
Ugh.
It's not bad. It's like- Yeah.
I'm tasting mostly cracker ah- Nope. There's the butter.
Ugh! Wait no this has got a strong flavour actually
Yup, delicious
Absolutely delicious
(Unintelligible)
Ack. No.
Everything tastes a little more sour
than I remember
If that's like, in a philosophical way or other ways
I don't know
I've never been a big chocolate person anyways
So I don't think this is gonna impress me much
I used to love white chocolate
It's actually quite nice
F**k
Yeah, no. White chocolate is good
It melts in your mouth.
Mmm
It's a bit too sweet
I don't even feel bad.
(Laughs)
I should feel bad! What's happening to me?
Who am I?
I'm not giving a great case for like, vegans of strength
Cruelty, cruelty, cruelty
Doesn't really do it for me anymore.
I'm not here to like,
Put forward the vegan agenda, that's not why I'm here
Dark chocolate's better, much better.
But you're all disgusting
Yeah, but you'd miss white chocolate more
'cause white chocolate is more like of the creaminess
White chocolate, 10 out of 10
Lovely, sugary, melt in the mouth goodness
I'd be very happy to never eat those again
Made me feel better about missing out on stuff
that isn't actually that great
This was never gonna turn me back, like
but
I'm not- I'm gonna stay vegan. Yeah.
And I still am vegan, despite doing this.
Yeah, no. Yeah, that's just reinforced that I don't actually need those things
and yeah, happy to go on Vegan-ing around the place
Now do we talk about why I'm a vegan as well
Which is good.
Unless you're going to edit this to be like:
"I want to kill everybody" (Laughs) I don't know
Sometimes you can start to crave stuff more when you forget what they're like
So in a way, it's kind of reinforced my vegan-y ways
It is just the veg-ining