John.
I'm inviting you
to spend the night.
Ohh!
No, thank you.
♪
Don't they make babies that are born too soon
stay in the hospital?
Normally, yes, but you were born
with such a great head full of hair
that they sent you home with us.
That's the first thing you've said that makes sense.
I'm glad we had dinner; this was nice.
Yeah, fun stuff.
Well, don't want to miss Who's The Boss.
Lord, forgive me for lying.
I'll tell him the truth when he's 30. Amen.
(Who's The Boss theme music plays on TV)
Your lobster, madam.
Thank you.
SERVER: Would you like me to open it for her?
GEORGE SR.: Oh, I got it, thanks.
-You all right? -This thing's freaking me out.
Here, let me help you with that.
Here. Okay.
The trick is not to make eye contact.
Tell him.
Here.
All right, now, we just... snap her off
like that... pop.
Grab this guy here,
and we crack the claw.
And then you take out a little meat...
dunk it in some butter,
and then you eat it.
Holy moly.
It's good, huh?
Unbelievable.
I'll leave you to it.
No. Sit with me.
Okay.
When I grow up, I'm gonna eat lobster every night.
Well, hon, you better stay in school and get a good education.
I was thinking I'd just marry a rich guy.
Sure, that's a way to go.
Or a guy who works at Red Lobster.
That's another way to go.
♪
You seem quiet. Is everything okay?
Are you not interested in me?
Of course I am. I'm very interested.
Then how come when I...
I invited you to spend the night, I got rejected?
I did do that, didn't I?
Good Lord, yes.
-I can explain. -Please do.
I didn't want you to think that I would think
that you were the sort of woman
who would engage in coitus
simply because I cooked you a Szechuan dinner.
It was better before you explained.
All right, let me try a different tack.
-Connie. -Oh, boy.
Would you honor me with an evening
of intimate relations?
Well, that is a different tack.
♪
This is very promising.
What's happening?
Dr. Sturgis's bike is still at Meemaw's.
So?
That means he probably is, too.
You need to get a life.
(gasps) There he is.
♪
Mom, Mom, Mom.
-What's wrong? -What's going on?
Dr. Sturgis and Meemaw had their first sleepover.
It's a big step in their relationship.
I'm going to go congratulate them.
Hey, put on a jacket, it's chilly out.
Will do!
Or try saying he can't go.
Oh, never mind, you can't go!
SHELDON: The last thing I heard was jacket!
(groans): Oh.