HARRY AND MEGHAN MARK EL RIFT WITH BUCKINGHAM PALACE
SUDDENLY ESCALATE ADD HEAD OF OPRAH WINFREY'S EXCLUSIVE
INTERVIEW ON CBS.
NEW ALLEGATIONS THE COUPLE CALLS A CALCULATED SMEAR CAMPAIGN.
>> IT'S GETTING NASTY.
>> ALL RISE FOR HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN.
>> MY LORD AND MEMBERS OF THE HOUSE OF COMMONS, I ILL■ NOW
TEAR THAT YANKEE TRAMP MEGHAN MARKLE A NEW ONE.
AHEM.
MEGHAN MARKLE IS SO FAT.
>> HOW FAT IS SHE?
>> MEGHAN MARK SEL SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE
SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.
OF COMMONS WHICH IS QUITE LARGE.
KNOCK KNOCK.
>> WHO'S THERE?
>> HARRY AND MEGHAN.
>> HARRY AND MEGHAN WHO.
>> EXACTLY.
NOBODY CARES SINCE THEY QUIT THE ROYAL FAMILY.
A BOOM, KISS MY BUTT ERRED CRUMPET.
IT'S MY TIME.
REMEMBER TO TIP YOUR FOOTMAN.
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