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I have five copies of Bad Rats
Uh... People always tell me, ya know, play Bad Rats, do a Bad Rats video
'cause, ya know, when Portal 2 came out that was the big step for puzzle games
now Bad Rats... this is the next big step, this is the- this is the...
It's a thinking man's game, ya know?
If you're one of the smarter guys out there, you appreciate this kind of intellectualism that's uh... on display here
like, ya know, right now I'm thinking, why is this bulldozer guy driving on the side of the wall?
Like how the- how is that possible?
So just immediately I'm gonna start breaking out these advanced techniques.
This is called "rat stacking."
So the basic idea is here you make two big piles of rats,
Pretty much just put all the rats into two big piles, and then you go ahead,
And then I'm gonna finish this off, I'm gonna put a little trampoline on top of the fat rat.
Now, theoretically, the baseball rat; he should hit that ball, and then it should go to the cannon guy,
And then they just pass it down the line until it gets to the bulldozer guy,
Then he drives it over here into the bomb, and then that bomb will blow up the chain and free the cat.
So the objective of the game is to help the cat.
So let's try this out now- oh. Okay.
Wait, look at the ball, look at the ball!
There we go, there we go! C'mon! It, oh, headbutt by Stevens! Awh.
So close on that one. You know what?
It was the balloon. The balloon messed it all up.
See?
Oh! Yes, yes! Oh my god!
Oh my god.
These rats are evil.
So these-
So, I'm not gonna- I don't wanna kill the cat
So I'm gonna put all these rats in a big pyramid,
And then they should just fall on each other,
And it'll be like a battle royale and all these evil rats can just fight each other,
And the cat can stay safe.
You know, that's my plan.
Aaaaand I beat the level.
Can I turn this horrible music off?
Nope!
That made it way louder.
Aww yeah, this should definitely work, yeah.
Aww yeah, definitely, yeah.
Aww, wow. Wow.
So close. So-
You know what? It was the umbrella.
Think about it. It was the- the umbrella needs to be over there.
What was I thinking? What was I thinking, see?
It's as simple as that.
It's- I can see why this game has a 96 on Metacritic.
It's a good game.
Ooh, they're throwing a curveball at me here, folks.
This is a tricky one. So I'm gonna put the cannon guy up there,
I'm gonna go ahead and bring Bulldozer Pete,
I'm gonna put him right by the wrecking ball.
It's a thematic choice, you know?
Uh, put the rocket down here, and then bring the baseball guy.
You guys see what- you guys see what I'm going for, right?
And then that comes- he comes down here, yeah!
And then get up there! Get a home run!
Get up there, yes! Yes!
*Gun cocking sound*
*Gunshot*
Peta game of the year.
Uh oh, doggie sign.
Yeah, that's not a good sign.
This is gonna, this is probably gonna be the hardest level.
So I don't even- I don't even know what I'm doing.
I don't even- I don't- Uh... put the cannon up here? I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know. Hit the- Hit the ball? I don't know. I don't know.
Hit the- I don't know. Put the... Put this-
Maybe hits the ball, bounce off the wall, bounce on this guy's head,
Up here by the dog sign, cannon guy shoots it into the scissors? That should- I don't know.
Let's try it out. Let's go for it.
So close. So close-
What am I thinking. What am I- you gotta bring the bulldozer rat up here,
Now I-- Now I get it. Now I get it.
You gotta bring him up here, and put him on a balloon.
Huh? That looks right.
Oh! And it works. Yup.
So it's obvious, you know, once you see it it's obvious.
So I'm seeing that the uh.. cat is already dead before the level even started in the microwave over there.
So I'm gonna attempt to solve it anyway.
Maybe it's just a little glitch? Oh! I beat it!
It's obvious, once you- once you see it it's obvious, so- oh was that it?
Is that all the-
Thank you for beating my game- Bad Rats!
*Cat meowing*
*Saxophone playing*
Female Singer: "Just like the wind."
"I've always been..."
"Drifting high up in the sky that never ends~"
"Through thick and thin."
"I always win..."