[YMS] Hey guys. My Christmas was pretty sweet.
I got fuckin' adventure time socks,
I got fucking Shake Weight, thanks Daniel.
Unfortunately though I was unable to finish my review because I've been fucking busy with Christmas.
Buying presents, going to visit my parents in Edmonton even though
my flight wa--
Ahh gross, pimple.
Uhh, it was only a two day trip.
And, so I've been working, fuckin', crazy amounts.
I worked twelve hours on boxing day,
I worked (grunt noise) my eight hour shift today, tomorrow, the next day, etc, etc, etc.
However, I do think that I'll be able to finish it by next Friday.
Before you dislike this video though, understand that I love you guys
and that I want to be an entertainer and that I want to entertain you guys.
I don't want to be the guy where I'm constantly letting you down.
I know you guys are already like
(Nasally voice) "I don't know why there's a website and they're not coming out" [?]
Except not in that voice because you're awesome.
But I decided, as my sort of I'm sorry present slash Christmas present,
I would do my review for the hobbit.
Uhh, my quickie for it.
With umm, Blair's Mega Death Sauce With Liquid Rage. Feel alive.
Warning, product contains the hottest known ingredients on the planet earth please use with extreme caution.
Be warned this sauce contains ingredients 650 times hotter that a jalapeno chili.
Use sparingly, not recommended--
Not for recommended use without dilution.
Fukin' come out!
Come out!
Yo!
What are you doing?
Fuck you!
This shit.
(banging bottle on table)
Didn't fuckin' think this one through.
The lid was off in the fridge for quite some time because I dropped it and it broke.
Ahh, I can smell it.
Ahh I can smell it.
Oh my god, that's too much.
Ahh that's so much.
Oh my god I'm putting in more.
Ohh my god.
Ohh, Ahh.
Uhh I can-- Uhh my god.
(Exhales deeply)
One time I had like a tiny little drop...
it was horrible.
I'm gonna be able to swallow this down.
(Breaths Deeply)
It will be out next week guys, I promise.
If it turns out that, uhh ya know, my uhh bi-weekly schedule isn't working out exactly...
I mean like, if this is a consistent thing where I cant finish them in time then I'll just change it to tri-weekly.
Because right now I'm putting in working hours to something that
I'm getting paid like eight dollars a month for.
And uhh, yeah. Its umm-- if jus-- fuckin'.
Uhh, I wish I brought some milk.
So The Hobbit...
although it was...
pretty interesting that, umm,
Peter Jackson decided to do it in 48 frames per second...
oh my fucking god.
I thought that the over the head shots worked decently well.
(Grunts)
Uh, um no. That's not what I wanted to say.
The over the head shots were fu--
Oh my god! OW!
It's down my throat.
The over the head shots looked kinda fuckin' retarded at fu--
48 frames per second.
UGH!
Whereas--
UGH!
The close-up shots were...
pretty cool.
It added to the--
(groans)
Ugh, its never going to go away.
That hurts so bad. That hurts so bad.
Ugh!
Ow, my face.
It was like, the beards looked really fuckin' cool, in 3-D at 48 frames per second.
Uhhhhhhh.
But over the head shots it looked--
It ki--
it wa--
It was like going over tall buildings, it looked less realistic because of it.
So I don't think the 48 frames per second was that great.
Um, oh that, oh that was oh.
That was wonderful for a second but it just came back.
Uhh.
As--
As for the movie, you can kinda tell that it was one book st--
Stretched into three different movies.
It seemed to drag on at points.
Overall it was decent but I wouldn't exactly recommend it.
It hurts so bad.
It really hurts my tongue right now.
I don't even care my spit is going on my pants.
I fukin' hate everything.
(Moans loudly)
Haaaaaa haaaaaa.
Although I'm kind of excited to see the second movie just because
there's that dragon that they didn't show and it was like,
"don't you want to see the dragon in the next movie?"
I was like "yeah, that would be cool."
Seven out of ten.