this is the most disappointed the
internet has ever been over burger news
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media news daily on June 4th I hop made
an announcement in a cryptic tweets that
they were changing their name from I hop
to my hub which really if Apple was
going to release a mini frodo baggins
that place 15,000 songs it would be
called the iHub but people were like
okay where is this going what does the B
stand for people online made some good
guesses they thought the B must stand
for bacon or breakfast or maybe brunch
who hasn't been at IHOP and thought I
could go for a nice bottomless mimosa if
I'm gonna eat at IHOP I need to be drunk
and if I'm gonna eat it i hobb I need to
be even drunker but no they were all
wrong I hop made the big announcement on
June 11th and here it is
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dog burgers burgers burgers the
announcement was made by I hop president
Darren rubella Xin a not at all awkward
interview at Fox & Friends
I'd love to welcome all of America to
the world's first i hob restaurant which
stands for the International House of
burgers really so why are you doing this
oh oh the burgers are these are the
burgers ready burgers
that was fast yeah rubella is assured
the good-natured lickspittles on Fox and
Friends that the pancakes aren't going
anywhere but that they're serious about
these new burgers on the menu
and of course Brian Kilmeade couldn't
let the interview go by without take a
little shot president Darren if this
doesn't work it's pretty much your
career just telling you he's he's
officially changing the names of
franchise okay so just to clear up any
confusion the restaurant is still called
the International House of Pancakes
they're not making an official name
change what the but what the hell
are we doing is a marketing campaign
we're talking about it's some
no changing their signs and stuff
they're changing with one sign in one
area oh they're not taking any risks at
all it's just a marketing campaign to
get you to crave these new burgers like
the cowboy barbecue and the jalapeno
kick mmm
just look at that burger with an egg on
it just imagine being able to pour that
gross strawberry syrup all over it I'm
sorry Jonathan I have to go get one of
these right now
ahna leaves to satisfy her ravenous
hunger I hop employee Lexi Swanson
correctly called it as burgers back on
June 5th after which she had to deal
with the craziest case of mansplaining
I've ever
this guy keeps prodding her and
correcting her and she's like dude I
work there just leave me alone
they discussed this with you what do you
want in evidence you want me to record
it and play it for you I work there
I have my own penis for breakfast
uh-huh as you could probably judge from
my prior snark the reaction online has
not been generous Phil DeFranco wrote
seeing IHOP changes name to I hob
reminds me of when Netflix changed its
name to quick stir for a minute i hob is
pretty British stupid and Wendy's whose
social media accounts never shy away
from a fight said can't wait to try a
burger from the place that decided
pancakes were too hard
Oh shots oh man when he's going oh yeah
gonna need some oh no Matt but I hop
responded we don't want any beef with
you we just want to share our beef with
the world
that's a Harvey Weinstein wanted to why
would you want to pick a fight with this
phone dad matcha potluck tweeted what we
were all thinking with this meme at
fuller WX said International House of
burgers this could be the worst brand
blunder since Colgate frozen dinners
those were a real thing by the way along
with jello for salads and Cosmopolitan
magazine yogurt OMG Carm says whether
it's I offer I hob it's still I trash
and y'all need to love yourselves and
stop eating there at Chrissy Teigen i
hob is the guy who gets a face tattoo of
the girl's name after one day at a
wonderland says welcome to IHOP sound
stupid
I think the marketing team would have
said it out loud at least once welcome
to I hub so even though most people
online think it's a really stupid idea
and have no desire to try i ha burgers
market analysts think it's a pretty good
choice beef prices are low and since
America is now a toxic wasteland of pain
and decrepitude people are looking for
comfort food which includes a burger
drenched in barbecue
with a fried egg on top most of America
is too overweight to serve in the
military what do you guys think are you
watching this on your dad's motorcycle
they stole the speed over to IHOP to try
the ultimate steak burger let us know in
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