- Quiet on the set!
I'm Regina King and I am about to play Never have I ever.
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Never have I ever lied to a child.
Sure, of course, they're the best ones to lie to,
you always get away with it.
I won't say I've lied, maybe exaggerated,
embellished a story or two.
Never have I ever had a crush on a co-star.
Yes, I have,
but I'm not saying who,
but yeah, he was fine.
Never have I ever stolen something from set.
Yeah, I'd be taking a shot right now, I have,
but I mean, still, stolen, that's a strong word,
you know, it may or may have just found its way in my trunk.
- [Producer] Are you gonna tell us what it is?
- No.
If I tell you what it is, then I might have to give it back.
Never have I ever used my celebrity status to get something.
Yeah, all the time, reservations,
best thing to use your celebrity status for,
you know, when they say there's no room at the inn,
no room in the restaurant,
usually that's when you have the assistant call back,
drop a name.
Never have I ever lied to avoid an event.
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Can we skip this one?
Oh, God.
Sorry.
Oh, perhaps,
maybe,
no, maybe.
(vinyl record scratching)
I can't remember.
I can't remember, I can't remember.
Never have I ever,
Never have I ever lied to avoid an event,
I can't remember.
Never have I ever ad-libbed a line and got away with it.
Oh yeah, always,
always ad-lib lines
and get away with it, bill street, get your shit,
that was a ad-libbed line and it remains.
Never have I ever snooped on someone else's phone.
Never, that's just pointless to me,
if you are speculating
or you feel like something is going down,
then it is going down,
you shouldn't have to snoop on the phone to figure it out.
Never have I ever drunk texted an ex.
Yeah, I'd be taking a shot for this one.
Yeah, I've made that mistake a couple of times,
sometimes it's ended up well.
Giving you guys too much of my business, okay,
Never have I ever been mistaken for someone else.
"Excuse me, Miss Hall, Miss Hall, Miss Hall,"
yeah, I have, but that's a good one, that's my girl.
But I'm Miss King.
(bowl dinging)
Did you hear the little ding after that,
like I planned that, hey, hey?
Never have I ever have I been caught cheating on a test.
I have never been caught cheating on a test.
Never been caught cheating on a test.
Never have I ever won a dance battle.
I'm sure I've won plenty of dance battles,
I got skills.
I got moves.
Dance battles pre Running Man,
do you guys know what the Running Man is?
Never have I ever laughed so hard, I peed a little.
Yeah, a little, I've done it
or laughed so hard, that you fart,
have you ever done that?
Yeah.
So that's it,
Regina King,
Never have I ever went through Never have I ever
and not been drunk by the end,
this is the first time, I can't say that anymore.
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