- Here we go baby.
Everyone's about to die.
I don't care about any of these shows,
start the episode!
An hour and 30 minutes?
This is gonna be good.
Come on Sam, don't be scared.
Act like you been there before.
You were the first to kill a white walker.
There's Bran staring again.
It's about to go down.
The dragons are ready to fight.
Why is it so quiet?
Everyone is formation, okay!
I wouldn't be on the front line,
I'll let you know that right now.
This anticipation is killing me.
Samwell's fighting?
Start the fight already!
He's gonna die.
Is that Melisandre?
Tell them to lift their swords?
Melisandre coming in clutch, okay!
She'll be dead before dawn?
Here we go!
Why are they riding out to them?
That's not smart.
Is that one Wun Wun?
What are those trebuchets?
Is that what it's called?
If Ghost dies, I swear.
Their lights are going out quick.
Not the best start.
They're running back, they're retreating.
I can't see anything, what's happening?
Why is it so dark?
Can I turn the brightness up?
What did they see?
Is Jorah dead?
Looks like a zombie invasion.
Is this DayZ?
I don't know why y'all went out there.
I told y'all let them come to you.
Let's go Brienne!
Stand your ground!
'Bout time the dragons get in the fight.
What the heck they been doing this whole time?
Is the Night King just chilling?
You're not about this life Sansa.
Get down to the crypt.
Better listen to Arya before you get murked.
I can't see anything.
It's so dark.
What's all this haze?
Stick 'em with the pointy end.
What a callback.
Oh, okay Brienne!
Let's go Podrick!
Don't die like this Sam.
Show 'em what books can do Sam!
(whistling)
Edd's dead.
They're coming for Bran.
Dragon on dragon action.
You're just gonna strand your people like that Grey Worm?
What is happening right now?
It's so dark.
Did they run out of budget for lighting?
How many undead are there?
Daenerys can't see the signal.
Hurry up with the spell!
Protect Melisandre!
The night is dark and full of terrors.
She can see that signal.
Melisandre coming in clutch.
Valar morghulis
The undead are just staring at them?
Sansa is right Tyrion.
You would die if you were out there now.
Embrace your truth.
What do you mean you're leaving?
Where's Bran going?
Bran's warging.
There's the Night King.
Don't let him touch you this time.
They're sacrificing themselves to get over the trenches?
They should have been manning the walls.
What were they doing?
Brienne and Jaime back to back!
Oh!
Is the Hound hiding?
Now you don't wanna hide 'cause Arya's in trouble.
(exclaiming)
Oh, Arya get it!
That new weapon is beastly.
Okay Lady Mormont, in the eye!
That's how you go out!
Where's Arya going?
She's in the library.
She's gonna get caught.
Let Beric go Arya.
He's been dead like six times already, what's one more?
What do we say to the God of Death?
Not today.
Melisandre did say she would meet Arya again.
Oh, great they're coming for Bran.
Dragon fight.
Oh my gosh, these dragons are vicious!
PETA's gonna be mad about this.
They knocked the Night King off, let's go!
Dracarys.
Is the Night King just gonna die like that?
Naw, that's too easy.
I knew it was too good to be true.
He's smiling back at Daenerys.
Jon don't take the bait!
The Night King wants you to follow him.
Did you not just see what happened.
See, now look at you.
Now look at you.
He raised all the dead around you.
Where's Tormund?
Jon Snow is dead.
There's 50 people around him.
Twitter was right.
All the dead people in the crypt are coming back.
How I'm gonna watch this after Endgame?
This is hopeless.
Everyone is about to die.
'Bout time you showed up Daenerys.
The heck was Daenerys doing this whole time?
The white walkers are gonna kill Drogon!
Get 'em off you Drogon!
Jon just gonna let all them die like that?
You gonna let Sam die like that?
I know he doesn't care about Grey Worm,
but he's just gonna walk past Brienne?
Jorah to the rescue!
Protect your Khaleesi!
What is Bran doing?
Sansa and Tyrion, one last goodbye.
You're gonna die, but it's cute.
Anytime Bran.
Jorah's about to die, Brienne's about to die.
Anytime you wanna do something.
Jaime's about to die, Edd's dead.
Theon's about to die.
I thought Sam died already, how is he still alive?
What is Bran doing?
Where is he?
He's watching Avengers.
And the Night King's about to kill Bran.
Now you wanna come back.
You're a good man Theon.
Wait, what is he, no,
no Theon!
Dang, I didn't put him in my death pool.
Okay Daenerys with the sword.
When did she learn how to fight?
That's how Jorah Mormont wanted to die,
protecting his queen.
Is this a staring match between Bran and the Night King?
Let's go Arya!
Oh, my gosh.
Oh!
Oh! (yelling)
Let's go!
Let's go Arya!
Let's go!
MVP!
That's what I'm talking about Arya!
Oh, uh oh, oh!
MVP!
Arya!
And Melisandre kills herself, wow.
She did say she would be dead by noon.
How's this gonna resolve itself in three episodes?
Ghost better not be dead, that's all I know.
I was way off my death predictions.
I expected way more people to die.
I'll take it though.
The black people didn't get killed either?
Does this mean more people are gonna die next week?
(epic fantasy music)
I'm a grown man!
Oh!