"I’m a spokesperson for the democratic party.
These are the values of the American people.
Well at least americans that live in san francisco and new york."
Oh goody, conservative humor.
You know, the best kind.
I mean, look at all those hilarious right wing comedians.
"I publicly apologized to Hillary Clinton for calling her a
beezabub I meant to call her bellzabub."
Well this video somehow went viral and you all slid into me dm’s
asking I tear it limb from limb.
And you know us Scots can’t turn down a fight.
So alright, Amber, I’ll give it a listen.
"We promote inclusion and acceptance. Peace and good will."
And right off the bat she’s throwing trust fund-sized rocks in hedge fund-sized houses.
Because everybody knows the party of morals never wavers from
their family values, right?
"The world saw a trump supporter do exactly what Donald Trump called for."
"Trump supporters pushing a woman out of yesterdays rally."
"You know what would solve the whole thing at the border if they just start shooting.
Only shoot a couple."
Oh...well, I mean, that’s just the supporters - at least Republican leaders don’t engage
in any hateful rhetoric and I don’t know always act with civility, right?
"Punch him in the face I’ll tell ya."
"Knock the crap out of them would ya seriously."
Well, maybe Alice comes alive in the second half?
"Republicans want to stop certain people coming into this country.
They cite the infiltration of gang violence or opioids or sex
trafficking as reasons to stop illegal immigration.
But democrats accept these as the natural consequence of opening
up our borders."
Oh so we got the old ms:13 are all immigrants play, that’s not racist at all.
Well if that’s the case then is this all conservatives I mean if
we’re playing by the same rules this seems pretty accurate right?
"Republicans are always pushing religion in our faces we reject their bigotry.
Religious people are idiots.
Democrats would much rather you sacrifice yourself on the alter of progressivism."
No it’s not that we hate religion, we’re just reluctant to accept lessons on
morality from ‘Christians’ who worship the ground of a thrice
married pussy grabber who raw dogged an adult film star while
his wife and kid lay at home.
You know, just how Jesus intended.
But wait, isn’t islam a religion also?
Well I strictly remember one party in particular vilifying members of that religion.
"Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of muslims
entering the United States."
But yeah it’s the left that are intolerant of religion, got it.
"Democrats are the party of the common people.
The poor and the marginalized. The weak and defenseless."
Ok so you try to smear Dems for embracing celebrity opinions, but
then use Kanye in your video.
Then you claim we shame people we don’t agree with, while also shaming
Kaepernick in the same video, a celebrity you shamed because he
hurt your precious patriotic feelings.
Man, Selfownitis truly is a conservative disease.
See ted cruz for reference.
And listen it’s not that we shame anyone we disagree with, we just
disagree with things like slavery was a choice that’s all.
"Democrats are the party of equality.
So much so that we insist upon unconditionally believing woman
and disbelieving men. Because well feminism."
Yeah, why believe women when a measly 1 out of every 6 women in
America has been the victim of an attempted or completed sexual assault.
I mean why listen to the voices of those who as of 1998 an estimated 17.7 million
have been victims of attempted or completed rape.
I mean why it’s not like 82% of juvenile victims are female, and 90% of
adult victims are female or anything.
No the real victim is men.
I mean if there’s one statistic you should be concerned about is the
0.05% of false accusations.
Yeah, you wanna talk about victims, what about the 0.05 %.
And while we are on the topic of miniscule percentages being the
real victims, what about the 1% - it’s not easy being that rich
you know, Especially with all the tax cuts republicans are
fighting for, do you know how hard it is to spend that amount
of money?
Yeah that’s the real issue. Yacht or ferrari.
F**k it get em both.
"Republicans want to take away a women sacred rights to chose
have her child decapitated within her womb limb by limb with forceps.
Democrats celebrate the right to violently kill your child because
we are compassionate."
Right because remember, republicans are pro-life.
They care about kids so much they seperate them from their
family and lock em in cages, just for their own protection.
And not only this, they care so much about kids that they sought
to cut funding to CHIP remember.
Yeah that measly $15 billion that they sought to cut from the program
that seeks to help those kids they fight for inside the womb,
if they happen to born with that little pre-existing condition thing.
So it’s all lives matter until they are born, then it’s your on your own kid.
And just incase you forgot, it’s not just the unborn they care for, it’s
ALL lives remember.
That’s why they are doing everything they can to protect all lives by helping the
22 million lives living in poverty by helping them get affordable healthcare right?
It’s not like the majority of the country wants it or anything?
Oh you don’t want to do that either.
Ok so when you meant all lives matter you really meant everyone except
black lives, immigrant lives, children's lives, any lives but
white conservative lives right?
Ok well I think that’s about enough dismantling of
insufferable hypocrisy for today.
But i’m sure CRTV will be back soon with some more
hilarity that will leaves us... well thankful that the left
at least knows how to do humor at least.
Get wreck’d nerds.
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