You know as well as I do that this is what I do for a living.
This is all that I do.
And can't nobody tell I ain't the best in the damn world.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Don't even say nothing.
Don't say nothing.
Sit here and tell me to work within the system.
You ain't the one sitting on your ass AT the house like I am.
But if that's what it takes to make you or
the World Wrestling Federation happy.
Hell, I feel like Cool Hand Luke.
I'll work within your stupid little system >> That's all these people ask.
>> I appreciate the fact that you and
the World Wrestling Federation care.
And I also appreciate the fact that hell, you can kiss my ass.
>> What?
>> God!
>> [APPLAUSE] >> My God!
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Put him in jail!
Put him in jail right now!
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Yes, yes!
>> This man's a coward.
>> [NOISE] >> Get out of my sight.
>> Hey!
>> [NOISE] >> My gosh.
The man Mr McMahon called a coward just hit
the chairman of the WWE with that sheleighly.
>> Well Finley can kiss his career goodbye, what an idiot.
>> Finley doing what his heart directed him to do and
that was the same Hornswoggle.
But in the meantime.
>> [NOISE] >> Wait a minute.
No way, wait, don't add insult to injury.
>> Well the match is not over.
>> Look out!
>> Goodness, tadpole splash!
>> Two, three.
[SOUND] >> Hornswoggle beats his father!
>> Here is your winner, Hornswoggle.
[MUSIC]
>> [NOISE] >> Look out!
>> My God, no.
>> You got no choice.
>> Wait.
>> This thing working?
>> Yes, sir.
>> John Laurinaitis.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> You're fired!
>> Woohoo!
>> My God, it's Father's Day.
He's got a family.
>> Look out.
>> AA through the table!
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Vickie, Vickie, hey.
>> What do you want?
I am busy, I have a match tonight!
>> Vickie I know, I just wanted to ask you if me and
the Great Khali could- >> What wrong Vickie?
>> I'm a little tight.
>> Tight.
>> I can fix it.
>> You can fix it, Khali if you take her arms, and I'll get her leg here.
>> Is it okay?
>> A little more >> Is that okay?
>> Little more.
>> Okay.
>> Little more.
>> Okay, here we go >> Yeah, yeah.
>> Hold on, excuse me!
>> [LAUGH]
>> I thought this was supposed to be a family show.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Get off of me,
get off of me, get out of my office, go!
>> Man.
>> [LAUGH] >> [NOISE]
>> Put me down!
>> Whoa.
>> Hey look out!
No!
>> Yuck!
>> [APPLAUSE] >> I'm gonna throw up.
It's disgusting.
>> Look out!
>> It's not doing too well for Stephanie's henchwomen.
>> Was that Layla that
just went face first?
>> For her and Fandango.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> There foes Foxy.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Look, Vickie, Vickie, Vickie,
Vickie, no!
>> [NOISE] >> Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Vickie,
you're
fired!
Woo!
Yes, you know what, I feel like
singing a song, everybody join me.
Na, na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye.
Na,
na,
na.
Na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey goodbye.
Na, na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey goodbye >> [NOISE]
>> Vickie.
>> Yes, yes, yes!
>> You need to consider your retirement.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> She's got Stephanie!
>> The principal owner of the WWE.
>> Vickie's got nothing to lose.
>> Don't do it, Vickie.
>> I don't think [CROSSTALK] >> Don't Vickie, my God, no.
Michael, go help Stephanie.
>> Why?
>> Cuz she's your boss.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Do you understand your rights?
>> Yes I understand my rights as a citizen.
I understand this is my building, I understand [CROSSTALK]
>> Sir, I need you to step back,
this is the last time I speak to you.
Do you understand?
[INAUDIBLE] in mind, do you wish to talk to us now?
[INAUDIBLE] >> About what?
>> Do you give us permission, yes or no?
>> Yes, yes, yes, yes!
>> Yes or no?
>> Yes, yes, yes, yes!
>> Do you know a Brie Bella?
>> Yes, I know a Brie Bella.
>> There's an allegation that you struck Brie Bella earlier today.
>> Brie Bella struck me in this very ring.
>> Are you admitting that you struck Brie Bella?
>> Brie Bella struck me.
>> Did you strike Brie Bella?
>> Yes, I did, I slapped her after she had slapped me, okay?
>> Under the state of Florida, that's considered battery and
I'm gonna have to arrest you for battery.
>> Battery, battery?
>> Ma'am, I need you to stay calm.
>> For battery?
>> [INAUDIBLE]
>> I'm going to prison.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> She's getting
arrested.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> You're gonna pay!
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Baron Corbin is headed
to the WWE World Cup
to represent
the United States of America.
>> You are legit the only person in this entire arena cheering for
Baron Corbin right now.
>> Maybe I did enough research,
I respect what he just- >> Wait.
>> No! >> Conquistador was never eliminated.
Remember, he was just chilling out and taking a nap, outside the ring.
>> Okay, I guess it was a pretty smart decision.
>> Well the official never called for the bell so
the match is- >> But
now Corbin's gotta get the Conquistador back in the ring and
then throw him over the top still?
>> I like the mind games of Conquistador.
>> Look at that dance.
>> Pretty awesome.
Wow, what a German suplex!
>> I thought he was Spanish.
>> Another one!
>> [APPLAUSE] >> A trio of German suplexes!
>> [APPLAUSE] >> The Conquistador is ageless,
how does he still compete like this?
Wait a minute!
>> My God!
That wasn't, that, that.
>> [LAUGH] >> Conquistador's on fire!
>> Are you kidding me.
Corbin's eliminated!
Conquistador, Conquistador is going to Saudi Arabia!
>> Here's your winner, The Conquistador!
>> So John Cena and The Conquistador are now
part of the World Cup >> To be the best in the world.
[MUSIC]
>> This did not go the way that our acting general manager had planned.
[MUSIC]
Man, this Conquistador was impressive.
[MUSIC]
>> Unbelievable German suplexes.
[MUSIC]
>> [APPLAUSE] >> It's true, it's true!
[MUSIC]
Kurt Angle is on vacation from being general manager of Monday night RAW.
Baron Corbin has replaced him for now.
And Kurt Angle has stuck it to the acting general manager.
>> Kurt Angle is going to the WWE World Cup,
>> With John Cena.