- [Woman] This is the saddest meal,
oh good it's dripping everywhere.
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- I don't really read Magazines anymore unless I'm
on an airplane.
- I used to read Seventeen Magazine and I do remember
taking a lot of advice from them.
- Like learning how to kiss your hand.
- I do like reading the advice parts and I'm like
this is going to change my life.
And then I never do the things that it tells me to do.
- I really don't trust health magazines.
- I know they have to fill an issue every couple weeks
or every month so they've got to bend the truth
a little bit.
- On the outside I look super healthy but I really don't
exercise so I'm really trying to be all around
more healthy and more body conscious.
- I'm hoping that these workouts are going to be
the kind you can do in your bedroom because honestly
I just need a quick workout after work.
- What I'd ideally like to get out of this is a meal
that I'm not terrified to cook.
- So I'm doing this challenge with my sister, thank God,
because we can motivate each other, hopefully.
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- So I guess I'm going to drink mushrooms so as to
not get a cold?
- I am really curious to see if it works so I'll give it
my best try.
- All right so this is how we're gonna drink
our mushrooms every day.
You can put it in hot water or in a smoothie.
I'm gonna do coffee because I'm always tired.
I've just spilled tea all over my hand before even getting
it in the cup.
I'm going to put this into some shit.
- [Woman] Into some shit.
- It's some hot water, okay.
(Women laughing)
- It doesn't appear to be mixing in very well.
Maybe I should've put the powder in first.
The first time I'm doing this,
I'm trying it with just water.
I really enjoy my morning coffee,
I don't want it to taste disgusting.
- It just tastes like water.
I'm pretty sure this is better off in a soup.
- Oh, it's good.
I mean, it doesn't taste of anything, yeah.
- [Woman] It doesn't taste like mushroom?
- No.
Even though it looks disgusting.
- It smells like soup.
There's a slight hint of mushroom.
Just basically drinking salt.
And broth.
- It smelled and looked a lot scarier than it actually was.
- We're gonna make Cloud Eggs on our own.
And we're gonna make Pizzadilla together tonight.
- The recipe calls for chard, but what the fuck is this?
It is so big.
I also need a bag.
It is like, wet.
Yep. Doesn't fit.
- None of these look very well.
They look like they've been in a fire.
This is the best we're gonna do.
Chloe's making me tell you the green peppers make me burp.
The red peppers, make me burp less.
(Both women laugh)
- You haven't explained the last part of the recipe.
We did it!
- Out of all the recipes, I think the one
that seemed the hardest to make was the
Oat Porn with Dragonfruit.
I went to the grocery store and I couldn't find
half of the things that they were talking about.
Where at the grocery store do you find dragonfruit?
I'm gonna try to make my own version of it.
I got some granola for the oats and some unsweetened vanilla
And so, I think I really just made a glorified cereal
I just tried to make it look really pretty.
I think I'm supposed to add cinnamon to it,
so that's the final touch.
Okay now that made it look ugly.
- We're cooking.
We're also drinking wine.
We can't cook and we need something to make it better.
- I'm adding probably way too much cheese.
It's just a glorified sandwich.
- That and we have to fold it in half.
But right now,
look at how many ingredients there are.
- I'm just gonna put another tortilla on top.
- Double dinner!
This is just a quesadilla, I could make it in five seconds
but because it was like, something we had to
follow directions on, it just felt harder
than it actually was; you know.
- Oh god, flip it.
The fire alarm is gonna go off.
- I know. - Look at that.
This is after like, one minute.
- Oh god. - One, two, three!
(both women laugh)
This is why we don't cook.
I don't understand how this is Instagram worthy.
- I put so much cheese and I didn't find any.
- I'm having a really good time with it.
It's actually not bad at all.
- This is an awful lot of upset to go to.
Ironically, after one tea I actually feel quite
unwell this morning.
It could be allergies.
- Put it in my coffee again, it doesn't mix
in the best, but whatever.
To add to the health, I'm eating a donut.
- Alright, so we're gonna try the workout.
- 45 seconds of each exercise.
With 15 minute rest between.
- 15 second rest. - 15 minute rest.
- It's a really easy workout.
- One elephant, two elephant.
- Mississippi! - three elephant.
- I used to say elephant growing up.
- [Woman] I know but we're in the world now
- Okay, fine.
(mumbles)
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- Well that was actually quite hard.
- There! - After doing the whole thing.
- I just, I live upstairs, though.
So I can't do it at home.
- You have to find a gym. - Yeah, that's true.
- Or at the park.
I don't think it's something I would
do as my only workout.
- I won't say I half assed it because I did do a workout,
but there were just certain things that I didn't understand
how to do; some of them felt like stretches.
It was weird.
- Well after me and Becky did the workout, I've actually
gained some kind of willpower to workout; I actually went
for a run at lunchtime today.
- Second workout, I liked it the first time
So I'm down to do it again.
She's jumping really high, so lets see.
Okay, yep.
In general, I really do like this workout.
It's like a quick, semi easy way to get a workout in.
I also like that it's a real personal trainer
who is being interviewed.
I feel like I've seen a lot of workouts in magazines,
and they don't really say who made them up.
There's definitely no, like, pictures of them.
- So I'm gonna try to make the cloud eggs.
Grated some Parmesan, got my little mini oven going.
Separate two eggs, I don't know what that means.
- I think you just kind of pass it along,
until you are out of white.
I broke the yolk, but at least it's not in here.
- Put them in this bowl.
The fuck.
The yolk already broke.
- I don't have any parchment paper.
Supposed to whip them for five minutes
but that seems like a really long time.
- I'm just gonna whisk the egg whites but it's hard
to whisk them with the yolk there.
- Beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat
Come back to me five minutes later and my arm
is falling off.
This is for a person who has a real kitchen,
with a whisky thing
- I can't make it do peaks!
- Even if this tastes amazing, it's not worth
all the whipping.
- So I'm gonna take the yolk out of the bowl, somehow.
I did it.
There's a little bit of yolk left in this,
unfortunately. - Oh for fuck's sake.
Sorry.
It's just a, nope.
God, this has just dripped down, it's not in any way solid.
- It's telling me that I'm just gonna put the egg white
on this thing.
- [Woman] Well, look at this.
I over cooked them.
- [Woman] Oh, look.
It's gonna have little eyes.
- So one of my cloud eggs just kinda looks like death.
I'm not even hungry any more.
- This is the saddest meal.
Oh, good.
It's dripping everywhere.
- [Woman] I wanna say, there's not much seasoning in this.
- [Woman] This, I won't mess up.
- So I got the yolk on this freaking egg thing.
Trying to keep it from sliding off.
- I burned the chard. - I'm sorry.
- I made a cloud egg, I'm really fucking proud of myself.
- [Woman] This I have no words for.
- [Woman] That is me cooking, you guys.
- [Woman] Don't worry, the chives are coming.
Cool.
- Honestly, I would rather just eat greens and boil an egg.
I wish it tasted like, more gourmet.
- It feels like, it could be a scramble or just fried egg.
- It tastes better than it looks, that isn't saying much.
It's just a bit bland, even with the Parmesan
it's a little bland.
- Okay, the more I have of this, I actually really like it.
- So, I'm gonna have the mushroom tea
with just hot water this time.
I have even got two cups,
one with the hot water I microwaved to put this in first
so that the water goes on top.
It is definitely mixed in better.
It's like a mixture of black coffee, somehow, and soup.
I don't love it.
- So I'm just coming home from a full day of work and now
I'm going to exercise in my room.
And that feels unusual
but I actually quite appreciate that I don't have to
leave my house.
Also, I warned my downstairs neighbor that it would be loud.
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- So today was my third day working out,
there's still things
that I don't just feel comfortable with
And it's kinda hard to like, go from a picture sometimes.
You need to see the person actually getting into position
and doing things.
So, at this point, I'm just having fun
with this mushroom thing.
I mixed it with my wine today,
its kind of mixing really weirdly.
- Well, the week is up, I survived.
It actually wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
- The first day, I was really not feeling it,
I didn't really understand a lot of the workouts
going on I just kind of just tried to make things my own.
- I did like the workout, I just find it really hard
to work out on my own terms.
I have to have an instructor yelling at me.
- I'm definitely gonna do the work out again.
That's actually a great, easy, quick thing to do
like, straight out of work.
- Some of the food was just crazy.
I didn't know how to make the egg thing.
- The recipes were the worst part of the whole thing.
And not just because I can't cook,
I'm well aware that I'm terrible at cooking.
I just feel like there are better recipes that look prettier
and that are easier to make.
- The tea was kind of warm and comforting in a weird way,
I quite liked it.
- I feel like I was getting sick at one point,
I didn't get worse but I don't know if that was the tea.
- In general, just pick wisely, your health magazine tips.
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