I'm gonna set you free little guys but
first i'm going to name you first
there's Johnny then there's bill then
there's Alfred Wait why just guy names they're
ladies haha welcome what's going on oh
hey how dee oo dee? im an American
and i am doing Amazon That was the worst bilbo baggins
That was the worst intro that i have every shot in my life
Guys what's going on I am Matthias
And today we're doing ten strange things on amazon
Brian went on amazon and he found 10 Of the weirdest
weirdest thing Say hello Brian Brian:Hello
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Harcos labs zombie jerky teriyaki
what it's be jerky delicious I like how
number two was like don't worry its beef
jerkey still buy it
13 grams protein only one gram of fat it has
significant nutritional as well as
novelty value the is it free range zombie
meat
sadly no the free-range zombie is a
thing of the past
if I in zombie jerky while I turn into a
zombie only if you buy the spice jerky
it has some bite left to it way better
than homemade zombie jerkey for years
now I've been forced to purchase zombie
meat off a guy in the walmart parking lot
and making the jerky is a whole other
story
I never thought to add teriyaki and
although the jerky itself was very tasty
i could only give it four stars because
after consuming the tasty treat I now
hunger for human brains
I'm now a torn between what could be
tastier this jerky or my neighbors
brain add to cart oh what that is green
guys that is super green ew what is
oh that's part of the packaging I was
like why is it dirty dude they really
went all out on the specimen named
zombie jerky artificial green color check tastes
yummy check chunks check something is off
about this like why would they
why would they say artificial green
color check you know usually when they
have artificial coloring in foods
it's like a bad thing you don't want to
like advertise that you have artificial
coloring right but for this instant that
I think they're legit worried that
people are going to think like it's
actually zombie or like moldy or
something yes they're just like oh it's
artificial everybodys like oh then i'll buy
it
*gags* Ah
not bad although I trying to make a
point of not eating too many artificial
colors unless it's in gummy snacks *laughs*
YJ Moyu 13x13x13 speed cube puzzle
black that is a Rubik's Cube for the
genius
ok let's be honest most of us can't do a
rubik's cube did you actually let me
rephrase that most of us don't care
enough to do a rubik's cube i'm sure
that many of us can do it if were patient
enough or if you learn the technique I
don't understand why i like this is
impressive if you can do that
that's impressive how mad would you be
if it came like this already mixed up
already mixed up
you'd be like no never Im never
gonna get it back to the original state
i paid less for a ps3 really 309 what wait
did I miss something
oh my gosh $249 309 what would cost so much
much about a rubik's cube made out of
plastic
I hate this cube it's 309 and a
17 x 17 275 like bruh bring down the
effing price you money stealing *beeep*
siding with the person charging 309 like
you can charge whatever you want like
they don't have to give you anything
theres intitled people in this country these days
my 21 year old grandson has worked many
speed cubes your 21 year old grandson might want to
get a date haha Roasted *EXPLOSION OF EPICNESS*
fashion first days women's subtle butt
the disposable gas neutralizer five
piece set filter odors from intestinal
gas thin and discreet can you imagine if
it wasn't discreet you just had like
this big pad on your butt can these be taped
to ones butt at night so that bed does
not become a Dutch oven haha how long do
they last
certainly i don't know but i use one for
three days and the bag contains five
patches but I can tell you that they
really work
oh can you imagine using it for three
days in a row get how much more little
stored in their big promise no result
doesn't work
notice zero difference complete waste
of money on top of that uncomfortable to
very disappointed since the packaging
make such bold claim worthless i think
these are more of a gag gift bought for
my mother who had IBS and they did
nothing to help cover the noxious fumes
returned them immediately off you return
those oh man
could you imagine through the companies
like okay just throw them away we don't
need them back to throw them away
let's buy it to add to cart subtle butt
as BB breaking wind cut the cheese
subtle butt the disposable gas
neutralizer fashion first day you put
this on the outside of your pants put on
the outside just like BAM what it's
fashionable to have subtle but when
you're done wearing settled by removing
this car it if he said traces remain use
a damp cloth removal while birth into it
find work okay look we got two little
strips and the carbon filter i don't
have flatulence issues i'll say that
five times fast flashing issues flashing
issues flashing this flatulence
flatulence nice he couldn't do it here
so let's do these were used da world ok
is dad copy debug 11 hours nice
motivational inspiration i see you
wanted to get this for me didn't you
you think you are better than me while
you had more experience microwave and
dishwasher safe printed on this side
printed on both sides
oh it's hundred on this says screaming
printing quality and best side please
3-star the worrying smears when washed
if you rub it fun fathers day gift
other than that it's a mug you drink
from it i'm not going to get it but one
day Brian I'll get it for you
Oh what i hack is Ben pull my finger for
ten toy if farts are funny this is the
pen for you i spent a fortune on new
batteries because I thought maybe the
ones that came in were bad and that did
the same thing this pen drain the
batteries so quickly it wasn't even
worth buying pissed ripoff
whoa dude chill totally pissed came with
no box or instructions stickers were
hard to get off at less sticky residue
and the pen did not work is my pen
respective goddess as a gift for myself
don't ask one of our eyes the tip of the
pen is not down fiddled around with it
but no go
forget it dude enough reading the
reviews I just gonna buy and test it up
myself
add to cart so we're or why they put the
stickers on it funny party hats art pens
is what it says on there how do i get
the pin out here take this deGrasse
don't think so
Oh what it works look I'm gonna pull it
there we go wow that's really awkward
you like push that back down in there to
get the pen out i'm going to go around
the office and ask the guys to pull my
finger
I guarantee you they're gonna be weirded
out by this they're not going to touch
it gonna be like what is the head
because it does not look like a finger
that great parts without even thinking I
want you to pull my finger
let go of her to come all the way point
fingers just think he's worried about
his luggage route every funny because it
smells good it does smell it haha
glow-in-the-dark toilet paper about 1
star not great reviews why would you
want to touch that your butt though will
it make your butthole glow-in-the-dark
no no I'm glow and small size the size
of the role was smaller than average and
never produced a glow the texture was
stiff and dry not fun at all or were
they expecting though like when they're
wiping themselves they're like oh so
much fun
I'm so happy I'm glowing now down there
using this product was a real bummer
firefighter better application of
bioluminescence better to wait for the
crack of dawn if you can't see what
you're doing this product is completely
sake i even held it under a light bulb
45 minutes which often makes
glow-in-the-dark items glow brightly and
it did not also it's like wiping with
three box in that good tho to get all
the stuff certainly cut your hey man if
it gets you clean i'm down to get gas
there's clean and I cover- I'm gonna
pass pass pass
boyfriend pillow companion pillow with
mushi microbeads what soft and
comfortable body pillow best sleeping
bedmate from lonely key feel the hug of
a real man without the snoring smell
tossing or turning I don't smell at
night sorry at least Amanda's nose is
bad enough where it doesn't detective
oh no that's just said why she knew the
boy some filler she could get a guy and
for some reason she's letting this
boyfriend pillow get to first base
did you like on board with it and then
second or third movie I don't even know
the basis it's been so long
you look at those eyes dude was
wandering eyes duties like this
boyfriend to everything I wanted it to
be better curl up on the bed alone again
with this comfortable arm that wraps
around you as if to say as if to say
what other two must go gophers know if
you didn't have to say that this is very
small
more like a toy for a small child very
disappointed for the price I was really
expecting standard size pillow ambitious
cat lady is my BF ended things so i
bought this as a pacifier he and i
reconciled return the unused pillow we
broke up again
nine out at pillow and the guy who haha
pursue that address
wow it's not big is it
it doesn't seem like abuse my size but
it's got a front pocket that's super
convenient and you can really utilize
that
oh that's weird that's not how my arms
feel well hey dude she am i right
buy me dinner first realistic full
actually pockets
oh my boyfriend's always phone ok let's
take them out here
alright why this nice you know like
having a pillow go all the way around
your neck kind of like supports it and
this is probably actually more
comfortable than actual human vibrant
well too slow
sucker
westminster but face towel on a percent
cotton and the confusion of which side
to use perfect for the gift for the
bachelor in your life this is just here
towards men because they think men never
watched the towel
well I got news for you it probably
right tiny
this item is only about half the size
that is shown in the listing photo and
also very feels very cheaply made half
the size of the photo that means this
big because on my screen cystic just
plain booty this towel is a subtle
bodiam false advertisement from the
photo you would think that this is a
huge plus B side towels heavyweight
think again
everyone's like wow what the heck is not
as advertised bigger please i want to
pass for patterns i want it
sorry
a hundred and fifty live ladybugs good
bugs ladybugs you have ladybugs
yeah i got ladybugs hello good bugs you
know the good ones i don't want the mean
one ok pretty fed all of the ladybugs
covers approximately a small yard or
birthday party
ladybugs are good bugs for kids that's a
good hug
no don't play with that spider Johnny
that good bugs I think about not so
alive not the best received I over 250
got about 12 that are live nowhere near
a hundred and fifty in the package took
my money and send a bad product
Oh ladybugs are dead oh wait the money
ladybugs died nearly all right well
let's find out on our own data card
let's not keep them in captivity let's
set them free
it stinks i'm actually quite worried
well with him with oh look at that there
are moving in there there's time there's
got oh my gosh to so cute all the good
bugs of such good phone
whoa i'm going to set you free little
guys but first i'm going to name you
first there's Johnny then there's bill
then there's out for it why just guy
named the ladies of the sudden free 250
right
yes read remember wait what it says
there's a thousand five hundred in here
probably miss that
guys check this out i want to show you
something Oh ladybug wearing something
free right now i'm going to set
you free my little bug my little bug you
coming out what I don't want to get in
here no it's just highlighted bug i know
they're good bugs its friendly good bugs
i think the issue more is the fact that
there's so many of them that creeps me
out a little bit
oh my gosh you get out a couple of them
are going out oh my gosh look at these
guys dude about the stripline away and
look at this look will be killing their
gathered I'm helping the environment
that's what I'm doing
you could see a bunch of dead ones fall
here but that's not my fault i was
trying to save them or maybe are
supporting the bed people that were in
prison 1 i'm not sure maybe they farmed
them who knows really i know is i'm
trying to do a good thing
ok
who my god child being highest fiber
serio they're like little poop shake
some familiar who's like it here not eat
proof only like little pellets oops look
at that dude you put your partay partay
this is not mere cereal it is the
ultimate colon cleansing formula with
his defenders amount of soluble and
inside of Iowa insulted build a
fast-moving book and soluble to scrub
out your squeaky pain cone doesn't even
taste good with milk on it
yes but I always thrown from fresh fruit
use this whenever you know if you didn't
need enough veggies imitates very good i
usually about this to help regulate my
bowel movements like so much proof stuff
today grand friend got a poop thing
going on here
these are super gross that tasted like
sawdust and floating milk haha fact I
think I'm gonna pass on poop like a
champion
no offense but I like eating things that
are labeled poop can make sure you check
out this 10 weird tech items that will
waste your money where I try a little
the ear thing that you can see on the
thumbnail right there that's supposed to
help you not drive while you're sleepy
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