Our next guest makes me laugh so much.
They spend hours in city council meetings
across the country fighting for things
that are important to them, like the right to party.
[LAUGHTER]
What up, council my name is Chad Kroeger.
I come to you from a land called SoCal.
According to our sources, an attempt
has been made to suppress the right to party.
Not to get too lawyer-y on you, but this
is in direct violation of the Constitush.
I know you think you're helping by placing restrictions
on partying.
Labeling more than four people hanging out as a party, though,
that means this council meeting could be called a party.
[LAUGHTER]
This is chill, but this is not a party.
[LAUGHTER]
From Los Angeles, California, please welcome Chad and JT.
Hi guys.
How's it going?
What up?
It's going very well.
How's it going with you?
Oh, good.
We're so fired up.
Thank you so much for supporting our causes.
We've been just--
We're stoked.
Yeah, we've been frothin' ever since we heard
that you're supporting us, so.
So stoked to be here.
Hell, I'm frothin' and stoked, too.
[LAUGHTER]
So tell me-- so I hear that I'm on your vision board.
Yeah.
You are, yeah.
You're front and center.
I think you've been on the vision board in my mind
since the show started, but--
Oh, that's wonderful.
--on my actual one for about a year since I constructed it.
What else is on the-- oh, there's the other vision board.
There's people all over.
Now, have you met Howard Stern yet?
You've got prime locash.
What's that?
Yes, we met him.
He's cool, right?
Super chill.
He's a cool guy.
He's a great guy.
Great charisma.
What's the passport?
Were you going to travel?
Is that what that is?
Actually, I just have to renew my passport.
[LAUGHTER]
I see.
Yeah.
So tell everybody-- so you call yourself activists?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
So tell everybody exactly the activism that you're doing.
Well, our main mission is basically just
to raise stoke within the nash.
Uh-huh.
Explain what stoke is for people who don't know.
For me, stoke is like being in a car with your boys
and your girlfriend going to get fish tacos.
[LAUGHTER]
It's basically this feeling that you
have in your heart where you know that life is really legit.
Yeah.
Like a ripe avocado.
[LAUGHTER]
Or a compliment on your tan.
Yeah.
Or a compliment on your tan.
Yeah.
I understand.
You don't look like you have too much of a tan there, Chad.
Whoa, whoa.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh no.
Dude.
Oh she roasted you, bro.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, dude.
Well, I'm just saying it's not as tan as you know--
anyway.
I'll put it on my vision board.
All right.
Put a on.
Put a tan on your vision board.
Yeah.
I mean, you have beautiful skin.
Oh, thank you so much.
My dog's complexion is fire.
Oh, dude, yeah.
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
All right, so you go to--
you've been to 30 council meetings, right?
For sure.
And so you spend a lot of time preparing I would assume?
Yeah.
Yeah, we spend weeks on the speeches just
to get them just right.
And honestly at council meetings,
too, we have to wait a while sometimes.
We went to Delaware, we had to wait seven hours.
Oh god.
Yeah.
They tried to wear us down, but we just
got stoked on civic duty and just held in strong.
[LAUGHTER]
So they know what you're going to do, is that--
Yeah.
Yeah?
And so the thing is they have to listen for three minutes,
right?
They can't interrupt you, is at the whole point?
It's our right.
Yeah.
Thanks to the Constitush, our forefathers,
they really valued the right for a dude
to get up and do three minutes at the mic.
Right, which is fantastic because I
can't imagine that a lot of these people really enjoy it.
Do they think you're wasting their time?
You know, on the exterior, they play
it like they're super serious.
They're like, I'm not--
I can see it.
They're just stone-faced.
But on the inside, I think they're just screaming.
Yeah.
It reminds me-- there's a fire quote from HD Thrower.
He says, "Most people lead a life of quiet desperation
to rage," and I see that in their faces.
[LAUGHTER]
So right.
All right, so, JT, actually you sang a Britney Spears song.
Yeah.
What up, Britney?
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah.
I think of all the art forms, music
goes the farthest the fastest.
So I really wanted to convey my message
in a way that transcended just words,
and I was really inspired by Britney.
She was going through a tough time.
And we wanted to rename the Manhattan Water Treatment
Center, the Britney Toxic Water Treatment Center.
Right.
Yeah.
So here's a clip of you actually singing the song, "Toxic."
Oh, man.
This is crazy.
Oh, dude.
(SINGING) Too high, can't come down.
Losing my head, spinning round and round.
Do you feel me now?
With the taste of the poison paradise, I'm addicted to you.
Don't you know that you're toxic?
[APPLAUSE]
We'll be right back.
All right, so you're passionate about many, many causes,
but now you have--
what's the current cause?
Well, we're really dedicated to scooters.
I'm actually a scooter devotee.
We just got really fond of these wonderful chariots
because they just they add so much to the world.
So our new cause is basically to get scooters into the Olympics.
[LAUGHTER]
All right.
Oh yeah.
That's me flexing.
That's you?
Are you also, JT, into the scooter?
Yeah, I don't think it's just a mode of transportation.
I think it's a mode of expression,
and I want that represented in the Olympics.
We wouldn't want it to be a racing sport.
We'd want it to be more of a style sport
where you just rip a fat S-turn and it's yourself
that you put into the turn that you're judged on.
Right.
My doggy, I'm remember one time he went for a scooter ride,
and then he just started telling me all the trees he saw.
You know?
Yeah like oak, birch, and elk.
I don't think elk is a tree.
[LAUGHTER]
Elm.
There.
Thank you.
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah.
It is a good way to see trees, though, on a scooter.
You've got a point.
So Olympics.
That's what you're hoping for?
And since we're pals, now, I want
to help you try to get this into the Olympics.
So I have gifts for both of you.
No way.
Yeah way.
Yup.
[CHEERING]
Oh, what?
Oh wow.
No way.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes.
Oh my god.
What up?
Yeah.
Woo!
All right.
Dude.
Hi, I'm Andy.
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[SCREAMING]
[BLEEP]
God [BLEEP].
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