- Nothing.
$150, that's it?
I guess we're not going for ice cream after this.
I think it just got embarrassing.
You guys ready?
Rock this.
BRANDI: Pop it.
We didn't back down from anybody today,
and I think we got a pretty good unit.
That's a Paul Frank bike right there.
Yeah.
JARROD: That thing is pimp.
That's a $100 billy-o.
That's trash.
Put it on-- on the truck.
No value.
BRANDI: Every one of these boxes is stinky.
This unit is [bleep].
50 bucks.
Nope, crap.
[clattering]
JARROD: Come here, Brandi.
I just found something.
BRANDI: What did you find?
JARROD: Come here.
What do you think that is?
BRANDI: Holy [bleep].
JARROD: Take that whole thing out of there.
Right there on the box, box of rocks.
Oh, look at this.
That one's got your name on it
BRANDI: Ultrasonic cleaner.
It's a Watchmaster.
Look at that thing.
I think it's missing some pieces, no?
Yeah. I don't know.
Think we should get this checked out?
I'm not saying anything else that's worth much in here
JARROD: I know.
And then there's just boxes-- the rest of that stuff
looks like trash to me.
BRANDI: I haven't opened one box with anything
that had something good in it.
We might be at the end of our road here.
BRANDI: I mean, if we get that watch thing checked out,
and hopefully it will at least get us our money back.
I don't know.
I gotta say, this unit has been pretty disappointing.
Very disappointing.
Brandi and I are taking our watch cleaner to Dimitri
at Rush Hour Watch Repair.
Nice to meet you guys.
Can I set this thing down somewhere.
Yeah, sure.
It's heavy, be careful.
Actually it's an old-style Ultrasonic watch cleaner from
probably, like, '50s, '60s.
JARROD: Whoa. [grinding noise]
Here it is. You see that sound?
Yeah, that's annoying.
BRANDI: It's like music to my ears.
DIMITRI: That's the ultrasound waves.
And it cleans the watch with the waves.
So it's for cleaning watches, it works,
what do you think it's worth?
You have a few pieces missing.
That's the problem-- little problem.
In this condition, I would say--
I would say around 500 bucks.
JARROD: 500 bucks?
OK.
I mean, that's--
JARROD: That's something.
--more than what I thought.
JARROD: Yeah, but we still lost money.
All right.
I guess we're not going for ice cream after this, either.
Great. - Yeah, that's your loss.
There goes that.
There's one thing on this locker
that almost made me pull out.
What's that?
DARRELL: If you have good stuff, you don't have a $29 vacuum.
Dave was supposed to buy this locker, so I hope I'm wrong.
It is brand new.
Yeah.
DARRELL: 20 bucks.
Oh, boy.
It's not starting out too good.
BRANDON: This is what they consider to be fragile?
really?
DARRELL: Got a bag collection, a big bag of--
Bags?
Bags.
I think she was a klepto from the Goodwill store
or something.
[brandon chuckling]
Now this might be good--
a coffee tin with a bag in it.
I can't help but laugh.
Why?
Whoever packed this locker was cuckoo.
Kitty littler.
Told you she had a cat.
How did I figure that out?
[brandon chuckling]
BRANDON: The cat lady.
DARRELL: [bleep] is that thing?
Oh, this is one of those dustless [bleep]..
God.
Just touched cat [bleep] with my hand.
[brandon chuckling]
What the hell is a litter robot.
This looks like a [bleep] R2D2 cat [bleep]..
Another box of bagged up trash.
I'm going to pick a box.
I'm the gambler, now.
I'm not the magic man.
I'm going to say trash.
Well, so far, it's looking like maybe I'm right.
I told you I would do this job till it got embarrassing,
and I think it just got embarrassing.
DAVE: Time to find out what's in here.
I can't put a price on taking this locker from Rene,
but I can put a price on what's in it.
Let's get started.
We have some junky old teddy bears $5.00 in that box.
[clattering]
That's miscellaneous swap meet items, 15 bucks.
Let's see what we got here.
Poker chips, 15 bucks.
$10 rug.
I'm going to have to squeeze a nickel till the Buffalo [bleep]
on this locker.
Oh, look at this.
What is this?
It just says Chronix.
But on the back, it says Alarm, Time, Set, 9V DC.
So I'm going to say that it's an alarm clock, I think,
or a radio.
I ain't never seen one like that.
I'm not quite sure what this is.
Missing the power supply.
But this is the first interesting piece I've found.
So I'm definitely going to have to get this checked out.
Even though I'm still down money, sending Rene
home with nothing was worth it.
Let's get the room loaded.
I'm taking the clock I found to an electronics expert
to see if I can still turn a profit.
Are you Moses?
Yes.
DAVE: Take a look at that.
Wow, that is a Nixie Tube Clock.
A Nixie Tube Clock?
Yes.
But what is a Nixie Tube?
Numeric indicator experiment number 1.
These came out mid-to-late '50s.
DAVE: Really?
And this is a modern rendition.
Do you know if this works?
Is it still going to be worth something if it's not working?
MOSES: Unfortunately-- [music playing from clock radio]
DAVE: There you go.
MOSES: There you go.
[interposing voices]
MOSES: It is working.
But the only numbers I really care about have
dollar signs in front of them.
This one is very well made--
glass, real nice and heavy.
It's six-digit, which is very desirable.
I'd say it's worth about 150.
$150, that's it?
Yeah.
DAVE: I don't always lose money, but when I do, I lose a lot.
BARRY: Between this locker and the one I sold to Darrell,
I'm down 1,050.
Moment of truth.
[music playing]
Nothing.
I don't know what this is.
See if there's any money in here.
Turning head illusion.
The illusion you get is your assistant' head
turned around forcibly several times
360 degrees while she sits on a stool with a box on her head.
I got a buddy in Hollywood that's a magician.
Let's take it to him and see what he says.
I found a magic trick in my locker.
That means a trip to the Magic Castle to see my buddy, Dale.
[music playing]
Open, sesame.
[harp sound effect]
What took you so long?
All right, enough of these tricks.
It's time for business.
A lot of magicians have used this for many years.
It's called a head twister.
How about demonstrating at least.
I'm here and whatnot.
Sure.
You don't mind being the assistant.
Yeah, well.
OK, I hope I do this right.
All right, ready?
BARRY: Hang on.
Because if not, I'm going to end up
with one hell of a sore neck.
All right.
All right, here we go.
Ready?
Yeah.
There you go.
Keep going.
We're going to keep going.
[grunting]
And there you go.
BARRY: Now that Dale has seen this thing in action,
he should have a pretty good idea what it's worth.
So what do you think?
You know, well, maybe 50 bucks for it.
50 bucks?
Yeah.
That's it?
Yeah.
That's all?
Yeah.
I'll flip you right now for 1,000 bucks big mouth.
RENE: Match that.
You keep on saying that [bleep] all the time.
You never matched it once yet, OK?
Here you go, big mouth.
OK.
You got a quarter?
He's going to flip [bleep].
You call it.
CASEY: All right, let's do it.
You got a quarter?
No, I'm just the auctioneer.
OK, who's calling?
[bleep] call.
Heads.
[jingling]
Heads.
RENE: [bleep].
Well, come and get it.
Is this yours? - That's mine.
Where's the other one?
And this one's yours, too.
DARRELL: This is why this artist isn't starving.
RENE: After losing $1,000 to Darrell,
I paid 1,300 for this locker.
I really need this unit to pay off big.
Stuff is going downhill.
Stuff is going good.
As long as you're not betting with Darrell.
We're trying to have positive energy here, OK?
Sorry.
More VHS movies.
Great.
Jackpot.
This was a great unit about 20 years ago.
You've barely even put a dent in it.
Don't be pessimistic yet.
If this is filled with more [bleep],,
the box is worth 40 bucks.
Oh, yeah.
We got weapons.
Oh my goodness.
Now we're having fun.
CASEY: It's like juggling or something.
So what you need to do, you just--
No, no.
You're clumsy.
Please.
RENE: I'm good at this.
Check this out.
See, that's not bad.
[casey chuckling]
We need to find a juggler or a clown.
I though you were the clown.
Yeah, but a clown that can juggle.
[casey chuckling]
The container we bought was a big disappointment.
Hopefully this juggling gear is worth something.
Hi, I'm Josh.
Hi, I'm Casey, and this my husband, Rene.
We called about our circus [inaudible]
Yeah, yeah, let's put it right here.
Let's take a look.
Wow, you got a a lot of stuff in here.
Got to look professional as we do this.
JOSH: Nice. All right.
First, these are actually-- were not started as juggling clubs.
These were America's most popular exercise
equipment at one point.
OK, let's be positive and let me take this hat off.
Obviously this is not working out.
JOSH: Torches.
Torches are good.
These haven't been used too much, which is good.
And we have the juggling knives, and these look
to be in really good condition.
This is probably the most valuable
thing you have in here.
So these don't hurt if you actually catch them?
These are definitely made for juggling,
so they're not super sharp.
But from this far away, to an audience,
they look like they-- they are sharp and dangerous.
So how many thousands of dollars
do we have here, because that unit kind of put us in a hole?
It'd probably be--
[timpani roll]
--$800.
[cash register dinging]
I mean, you know, it's not great,
but that unit was so bad.
You're kind of scaring me with the knives.
I lost 1,000 bucks to Darrell, I overspent on this unit,
I was just juggling too many balls to make a profit.