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- Welcome back to two women who love Christmas.
Me and Sandra Bullock y'all.
So, (crowd cheers)
It's that time of the year again
when people gather for holiday celebrations
which also means, it's time for our annual competition,
cause I make everything about a competition,
where we find out who is the christmostest hostess.
♪The Christmostest Hostess ♪
Nice chimes Jessie, the Christmostest hostess.
That's hard to say. Last year was Gwen Stefani.
Fine. She beat me.
But I'm feeling lucky this year.
So, we need a host voice of God.
Could you help us out
in honor of your favorite holiday, maybe?
- Hey Kelly, how you doing, girl?
How you doing Sandy?
You mind if I call you Sandy? - Sure
- Yeah, of course you don't.
Your parents say, hello!
Come on now. I'm just playing. I'm just playing.
- I'm sweating. I'm sweating.
- I'm so sorry. That's your fault, Kelly.
I blame you for that one. - I'm sweating, sweating.
- Now. Listen, we're gonna play a game
and I'm going to tell you the rules. Okay?
Now, I'm going to ask you a series of questions
about Christmas, Christmas parties,
Christmas decor and such.
Now, if you get the question, right, you get a point.
But if you guess, and you're wrong,
you have to do one of those holidays shots
that you see right there next to you.
Oh yeah. I've already had about three or four
Mrs. Claus Mojitos.
Those are made from elf tears. They're real good.
So we're going to have fun. - Oh, my God.
Now, the other person can steal though. Okay?
- This is what I will be doing.
- But you still have to drink if you guess wrong. Okay?
Now the winner will get a cool prize
for her side of the audience.
(crowd wooing)
Okay. But of course, everybody's a winner
depending on how much you drank.
Okay, You ready?
Okay. Here's your first question.
What kissy, kissy Christmas decoration (buzzer sound)
- Oh, Come on.
- Mistletoe, God. - It is mistletoe.
(audience cheers)
- Does that mean I have to drink?
- Look at that.
- Does that mean I have to drink?
- Yeah, take yourself a drink girl. Come on.
Oh no. It's only when you (audience cheers)
Well, go ahead. Just have a drink anyway.
There you go. There you go.
Oh, boy.
- Come on, Bullock!
- Oh, this is gonna get real interesting.
- Okay, hold on a second. - All right.
Here is your next question.
Give me two other names for Santa Claus?
- That's one.
(buzzer sounds)
Kris Kringle and
- Santa Claus, Kris Kringle and Saint Nicholas.
- That is correct (crowd cheering)
- All right, Sandy, come on, throw one back.
Don't hold back, girl.
- I have to go home and parent.
- You have to go home and parent.
So, just do like some salt and some, whatever.
- There you go. Drink, drink, drink, drink.
Come on everybody (crowd cheering)
- It's early. It's early.
- Okay. Now it's time for the final question.
(crowd wooing)
This question is worth 50 billion points.
- Good, interesting.
- Here we go. This is for the, this is for all the chips.
Here we go.
- Wait, no hovering. You can caress,
you can caress but no hover.
- Okay. Here's your question.
Name all nine of Santa's reindeer?
- You know Dasher and Dancer, and Prancer,
and Vixen. Comet and Cupid, and Donner, and Blitzen.
And then Rudolph. Right?
- That's it! You got it Kelly (crowd cheering)
50 billion points!
Unbelievable.
- You don't have to do it. You want me to do yours?
- Do you wanna do it together?
- Which one? Pick one.
I'll do it. She's gotta do something.
I'll take the rest. - Don't drink from mine.
- Okay, I'll try and stay in the shooter.
- Ready? - Oh, you have a little more?
I want that one. Look at how nervous she is.
- Give, give her a little more tequila.
- No, just a tiny bit so I'm not rude.
Just a tiny bit.
- Here we go.
(crowd cheering)