- What do you guys think?
This background or this background?
- Really Corey?
You're going to use a Zoom call to sell your hip hop album?
- First of all it's R&B,
second of all, I'm not selling anything.
I'm just requesting a mandatory donation.
- All right looks like pretty much everyone is here,
so let's get started.
(electric toothbrush buzzing) First item on the agenda,
Hey sis?
- Hmm, huh?
- Would you mind turning off your electric toothbrush?
- Oh, you can hear that?
- Yes.
- Can you hear it now? (electric toothbrush buzzing)
- Yes.
- Just out of curiosity, can you hear this leaf blower?
(leaf blower whirring) - Yes!
- What?
- Yes!
- What?
- Okay, I've muted Sis.
Listen. There's gonna be a lot of people on this call,
so please, be sure to mute yourselves.
- Hello.
- Hi Grandpa Lemon.
- Where do I dial the telephone number to get in?
- Grandpa Lemon, you're already in.
- Siri, dial the zoom number.
- Grandpa Lemon!
- Wow! Where's that voice coming from?
- From your computer!
- Siri, what's a compute
(Grandpa Lemon snores)
- Right. Looks like we're just waiting on Orange.
Oh, and speak of the devil.
- Hey, everyone!
Wazzup!
- Orange, don't do that.
- Wazzup!
(fruits screaming)
- Stop it! Hey!
Stop it!
Everyone stop that right now!
I'm trying to keep this zoom meeting on the rails.
- Woohoo! Did you know that Zoom is also
an alternative energy source?
This is extreme!
- Oh, we lost Zoom.
- I thought we were on Zoom. (laughs)
(Pears screams in frustration)
Wazzup!
- And Orange is muted.
Now then, let's get down to business.
I call this meeting today because we're
- Guys, look at orange!
- Wow!
- Wow, he's gonna do it!
He's gonna reach his eyeball.
- See if you can reach your other eye.
- See if you can reach the stars.
- See if you can reach the donation button
on my album's website.
- Orange, could you please stop?
That's very distracting.
I know you're muted.
I'm the one who muted you.
But even without making a sound,
you're somehow managing to
- Ew, gross!
Orange, knock it off!
- Wow!
Okay, that's actually kind of impressive.
But don't touch other people's eyeballs with your
Hey! Stop!
Okay. If I unmute you, do you promise
to stop touching other people's eyeballs?
(mouse click) - Yes!
- Great! Okay so
- Can I just say something?
I apologize.
I'm sorry I touch other people's eyeballs.
- Thanks Orange. Now then.
- Oh, can I say one other thing?
Does it kinda look like we're in the Brady Brunch?
(laughing)
Get it? Brady Brunch.
Cause we're food. (laughs)
- Yes. We get it, Orange.
- Okay, okay.
I just wanna say one last thing,
and then I'll be quiet.
- Fine! What do you wanna say?
- (clears throat)
Wazzup!
- Wazzup!
(fruits screaming)
- All right. I kicked Orange from the meeting.
- How did you kick him?
You don't even have any
- Sis, I suggest not finishing that joke.
If you do, I'll kick you from the meeting as well.
- I wasn't gonna say a joke.
- Yes, you were.
- I know exactly what you were gonna say.
- No, you don't.
- Yes, I do!
Feet! You were gonna say it's weird
that I kick Orange considering I have no feet!
- That's totally not what I was gonna say.
- Yeah? Then what were you gonna say?
- I was gonna say
wazzup!
- Wazzup!
(fruits screaming)
(screams)
- Really? Guys, please control yourselves.
This meeting has devolved into absolute chaos.
- I couldn't agree more.
- Orange, I know that's you.
- Who's Orange? I'm Mustache Dave.
- Welcome Mustache Dave
and goodbye!
- You've been kicked from the meeting!
- If you kicked mustache Dave,
you're gonna have to kick me too, Unibrow Carl.
- Have it your way, Unibrow Carl.
- Listen, if you kick them,
you're gonna have to kick me
in the kidney.
- What?
Why is that, Corey?
- I don't know.
Sometimes, I just like to feel alive.
- Oh.
Oh, where am I?
- Pear, I think it's safe to say
you've lost control of the meeting.
- I'm well aware.
- Siri, where am I?
- Siri, can you buy my album?
- Siri, are goatees adequate disguises?
- Pear, why was this meeting even called for?
(burps)
- Yeah. Why are we here?
- Yeah, good question.
What is going on?
- What's up?
- Wazzup!
(fruits screaming)
(screams)
(mouse click)
(upbeat music)
(upbeat music continues)