Alright, thank you, thank you!
very much, thankyou for coming out here. Alright.
Okay- I didn't cure anything! Jesus Christ
fucking Lifetime Achievement Award out here.I have been on the road for the
last five months I don't know man, I just..I'm really thinking the worst of people
really am. Seeing some of the animals..some of the the animals I see, like..I was in
the airport the other day right? I'm sitting there waiting for my flight- just
hating my life- and I'm watching this lady, she's eating Egg
McMuffins, like, 'plural' she went through three of them,
right down her throat like a pelican just like, right down her gullet and when
she was done she wiped her face with the bag. No, with the bag! Not even like a gentlemen, just YEEEARRRGGHHH!! she just got a straight razor
shave. Absolute animal. I saw this other dude he was so out of shape he was like, trying to
itch his back and he couldn't reach it so he walked up to a support pole that
was holding up an entire floor of the airport..he just walks up and he just
starts like rubbing up against it. Like a grizzly bear. Just a fucking
animal.
Dude, I am so pro-Swine Flu, it's ridiculous
I want it- we need a plague, I'm telling you. We need a plague. It's gotta
happen. And don't be afraid, it's only
gonna kill the weak. Put on a sweater, take some vitamins you're gonna be fine.
You gotta let Mother Nature do her thing. Man, she's she keeps trying to help
us out and we won't let her do it. Keeps trying to thin the herd every single
time. We are like 'Gotta get your vaccinations!'--why?why? so Egg McMuffin
lady can breed with the back-fat guy?