Joel - Slip of the thumbs is when a deaf person accidentally signs curse words.
[Geoff, Gavin and Jack laughing]
-That’s what it gotta fucking be.
Jon - Do you ever accidentally ever swear?
-Oh fuck.
-Oh, fuck.
Jon - What happens when you get Joeled?
Joel - That is the best thing that could ever happen to you, ever.
-As in, oh God I’ve been Joeled. Aw yeah, feels so good.
-Oh God yes, oh God, Joeled.
Joel - Wait, he found what in the trash barrel that he was rolling in?
Jeremy - The dead body.
Joel - He found a dead body in the tra--
Jeremy - You don't have a camera.
Joel - Eyebrow cam!
Aaron - You gotta sit here.
Gus - By throngs of ghosts.
Joel - I’m gonna say that a bag of beat dicks, is every Rooster Teeth party I’ve ever been to.
-Gay sex.
Jon - Are you doing origami right now?
Chris - He made a box.
Aaron - Jon, this is no longer your show.
Joel - It's a swan.
Joel - And then ... he ... and then ... cause they were in high school they started singing.
Jon - My second team almost couldn't make it today because of a previously scheduled couples counseling appointment
Jon - you see, Joel's been feeling neglected lately and just wants to be noticed once in a while.
Chad - Maybe he's on our team.
Chad - He's attacking it!
Joel - He's fine!
-Everything is fine.
Joel - Because we heard that there's old man socks there, that are really fucking gross on my hand.
Geoff - You're gonna get fucking aids, dude.
Joel - And then the sock smell is everywhere, and no one can concentrate on anything except for sock smell.
Jon - Where did the sock go?
Gavin - We got beer foot!
-[Gavin screaming]
Jon - Joel, all you have to do is sit back, just sit back, put the blindfolds on and open your mouth.
-Sidewalk salsa.
Joel - Sometimes you're walking down the street and you accidentally have a menstrual cycle
-and the some of it gets on the side of your underwear.
Joel - Ignore the traffic signals, they don’t mean anything! Oh, a bear! Ahhh!
Jon - Yes.
Joel - Cause you thought it was going to be the traffic accident, but instead it was the bear.
Jack - So Godzilla was the newest member of the Saint Margaret Academy of Girls--
Jon - Joel
Joel - Suddenly Gorgon the Destroyer emerged from the fourth dimension holding--
Jon - Jack
Jack - Holding a nice little lunch for Godzilla and Gorgon. They were gonna visit each other and hang out and talk about the first--
Jon - Joel
Joel - Gorgon said unto thee, the Barowsed Girl’s School of Mystery
-I shall eat all of your faces.
Jon - Jack.
Jack - But Godzilla was like, hey why don't we just eat these bananas and sandwiches we made for each other
-and you know, meet some new friends cause we're new to this area--
Jon - Joel
Joel - Oh fuck yes, said Gorgon. I’ve been Joeled. Now we shall have meeting all of the girls school from Gorgon's happy place.
Joel - No points for Meg.
Joel - Fuck you Meg.
Joel - It's like if your scrotum is the only part of you that’s tanned.
-It’s like 'oh fuck I got dungeon tan'.
-You accidentally fall asleep like .... ah, I left my scrotum sitting down on the window sill
-and then fall asleep and woke up 8 hours later
-oh aww god.
Jon - Checkmated.
Joel - When people from the Czech Republic mate.
-Yeah.
-That’s how they make more Czechs.
Jon - What’s a Muppet neck?
Joel - You know sometimes when you're in traffic and theres like a car accident
-but you can't quite see the car accident so you gotta kind of look
-and then, Disney buys your franchise and fucks it.
-You're just like looking to the side 'oh is that a broken .... oh fucking Disney bought us we're fucked'.
-'Here comes JJ Abrams'.