IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪ ♪ THANKS FOR BEING HERE TONIGHT.
NOW I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.
I'M SURE MANY OF YOU HAVE HEARD, I RECENTLY HAVE BEEN THE VICTIM
OF A SCANDAL IN THE MEDIA.
AND THERE'S BEEN SOME VERY, VERY SERIOUS ALLEGATIONS MADE AGAINST
ME.
AND I JUST-- I WANT TO GET AHEAD OF EVERYTHING AND ADDRESS THOSE
RUMORS AND ASSURE YOU, MAY AUDIENCE, THAT THESE ACCUSATIONS
ARE NOT TRUE.
OKAY.
I AM, OF COURSE, TALKING-- I AM OF COURSE TALKING ABOUT THE
PEOPLE SAYING THAT I DON'T DRIVE THE CAR DURING CARPOOL KARAOKE,
RIGHT?
(APPLAUSE) NOW I REALLY HATE THAT I AM
ABOUT TO SAY THIS, RIGHT.
BUT FAKE NEWS, OKAY.
NOW TO GET YOU CAUGHT UP TO SPEED, A FEW DAYS AGO SOMEBODY
TWEETED THIS VIDEO.
>> YO, IT'S THE BIEBS.
>> CARPOOL KARAOKE.
>> THAT IS SO FUNNY.
>> HEY, JUSTIN BIEBER, AND JAMES CORDEN.
>> I KNOW THIS LOOKS BAD.
(LAUGHTER) BUT I JUST WANT TO SAY RIGHT
NOW, THAT I ALWAYS DRIVE THE CAR UNLESS WE ARE DOING SOMETHING
WHERE WE THINK IT MIGHT NOT BE SAFE.
LIKE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE A DANCE ROUTINE OR A COSTUME
CHANGE, YOU KNOW, OR IF I'M DRUNK, RIGHT?
(LAUGHTER) BUT IN THE CASE OF JUSTIN BIEBER
IT WAS A SAFETY ISSUE WHERE WE THOUGHT IT WASES WASES ABOUT BES
TOW THE CAR, AND FRANKLY, I JUST KEPT GETTING LOST IN HIS EYES,
OKAY.
NOW THAT CURRENT VIDEO THAT YOU JUST SAW HAS OVER 13 MILLION
VIEWS.
WHICH IS MORE THAN SOME CARPOOL KARAOKES.
RIGHT?
I MEAN IT HAS CAUSED SOME WHAT OF A MEDIA FRENZY.
BUG C SAID JAISMS CORDEN HAS BEEN EXPOSED.
AOL CALLED IT DREAM-SHA THE ARING CARPOOL KARAOKE
REVELATIONS.
AND THE GUARDIAN WROTE THE HEADLINE, THE WORST LIE SINCE
SANTA.
WHY CARPOOL KARAOKE IS TV'S BIGGEST CON.
(LAUGHTER) LOOK, I'M JUST SHOCKED THAT I
HAVE DONE SOMETHING THAT UPSET PEOPLE MORE THAN "CATS," RIGHT?
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) BUT IT IS NOT JUST-- THESE
PEOPLE ARE FURIOUS, THEY WERE TWEETING THINGS LIKE I FOR ONE
AM OUTRAGED.
THIS IS WHY I DON'T TRUST MEN.
(LAUGHTER) I AM DONE WITH ALL THE LIES.
[BLEEP] Y'ALL.
BUT THE ONE THAT HURT THE MOST WAS WHEN I GOT CALLED A [BLEEP]
LIAR, RIGHT, AND THAT WAS BY THE TWITTER USER ASS GAZE, OKAY.
NOW HERE'S THE THING.
YOU KNOW, THERE ARE PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO, IN-- LIE TO THIS
IN WORLD BUT I WOULD NEVER LIE TO ASS GAZE, OKAY.
I SWEAR TO YOU, 95% OF THE TIME I REALLY AM ENDANGERING THE
LIVERS OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST POP STARS, OKAY.
BUT THIS IS A TV SHOW.
NOT EVERYTHING IS REAL.
OUR SHOW DOESN'T TAPE AFTER MIDNIGHT, WE TAPE AT 5 P.M. AND
PRETEND THAT IT'S LIGHT.
REGGIE WATTS ISN'T ACTUALLY HERE, HE'S 100% CGI, OKAY.
(LAUGHTER) AND I HATE TO BE THE BEARER OF
EVEN MORE BAD NEWS BUT WHILE WE'RE GETTING THINGS OUT IN THE
OPEN, I DON'T ACTUALLY NEED THEM TO HELP ME GET TO WORK, RIGHT?
(LAUGHTER) OFTEN I'M AT WORK ALREADY.
(APPLAUSE) WE'VE ALSO NEVER ONCE IN THE
HISTORY OF DOING THAT BIT EVER USED THE CARPOOL LANE.
THERE'S NOT EVEN A CARPOOL LANE ON MY WAY TO WORK.
AND I JUST THOUGHT THAT WE ALL KNEW THIS.
AND I'M SORRY THAT YOU WERE SO DEEP INTO THE REALITY OF CARPOOL
KARAOKE.
BUT IT'S TV.
AND SOMETIMES WE DO STUFF JUST FORP THE SAKE OF ENTERTAINMENT,
OKAY.
BUT WHEN IT COMES TO CARPOOL, WITH VERY RARE EXCEPTIONS FOR
SAFETY, I'M DRIVING THE CAR.
AND I WANT CREDIT FOR IT BECAUSE I WAS RAISED DRIVING ON A
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SIDE OF THE ROAD.
(LAUGHTER) NOW LOOK, I'M GOING TO BE
COMPLETELY TRANSPARENT WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.
HERE SAY LIST OF EVERY CARPOOL KARAOKE WHERE I USED A TOW.
AND THIS IS A LIST OF EVERY ONE WHERE I WAS DRIVING THE CAR,
OKAY.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) AND I WANT TO SAY RIGHT NOW, TO
YOU, OUR AUDIENCE, I AM NOTHING IF NOT A MAN OF INTEGRITY.
WITH THAT SAID, PLEASE BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE BRAND NEW
SEASON OF CARPOOL KARAOKE THE SERIES, STREAMING NOW
EXCLUSIVELY ON APPLE TV.
ENJOY THIS PREVIEW WHERE EVERYONE IS ACTUALLY DRIVING THE
CAR.
EXCEPT FOR THE TIMES WHEN THEY'RE NOT.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
>> WHOA.
>> ♪ HAWAII HOPES FOR A LIVING.
♪ YES, MY MAN.
>> ♪ EVERYBODY THIS IS THE
CREATION.
♪.
>> WELCOME TO THE SURPRISE SINGER.
>> TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD.
♪ I'M GOING TO RIDE TILL I CAN'T NO MORE.
♪.
>> WHAT AM I, CHOPPED LIVER.
>> GO, WE GOT ANOTHER ONE, LET'S GO.
♪.
>> WHEN WILL I BE LOVED.
♪ CAN YOU BRING HER AROUND?
>> IT'S OVER.
(LAUGHTER) >> IF ANY OF YOU-- R IS REVERSE.