So there's only a few more days until Halloween.
If you haven't figured out what your kid is going to be yet,
I came up with a new costume ideas.
And I'm going to show them to you right now.
Let's see the first costume.
Come on out.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[APPLAUSE]
Hi.
Step on up over here.
Hi.
What is your name?
Sky.
Hi, Sky.
What grade are you in?
Fourth.
Fourth-- how old are you?
Nine.
OK, and who are you supposed to be?
Steve Harvey.
That's right, Steve Harvey.
How does that feel, that mustache?
Good.
It does?
All right, good.
All right, that's a big desk, huh?
He's got a big desk right there.
And those are his cards and everything.
All right, let me give you some candy to put--
and you can spread it all out on your desk later on.
All right, thank you so much.
Stand on over there with your--
[APPLAUSE]
That is not cumbersome at all.
To walk the neighborhood with that is--
I'm glad I'm helping you come up with ideas.
Let's see our next costume.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[APPLAUSE]
Hi, there.
What's your name?
Riley.
Hi, Riley.
How old are you?
Six.
And when is your birthday?
May 17.
OK, so you're really six.
And what grade are you in?
I'm in first grade.
First grade also-- and who are you supposed to be?
I'm working mom.
You're a working mom.
So you've got a lot of kids, you've
got Cheerios in your hair.
That's just sad.
Well, first of all, I want to give you
some candy for those kids.
That's what I want to do first of all.
And then because you're a working mom,
I have something else.
You wait here.
I have something else.
Come on out.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[APPLAUSE]
Hi.
How are you?
Good.
You're a Shutterfly check, right?
Yes.
All right.
I just need to-- because Shutterfly heard your story,
and you're a working mom.
So I just have to sign it.
See, you two go together, so you get the Shutterfly check.
[APPLAUSE]
Head on over there.
Oh.
[LAUGHTER]
[? Well, you ?] are absolutely right.
I'm so sorry.
[APPLAUSE]
Yeah, I know.
You've got $5,000 on your neck, and you want candy.
Yeah, I get it.
Let's see the next costume.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hi.
Move up a little bit more.
OK, all right, there--
and then move back a little bit.
OK, move up again.
What's your name?
Maya.
Hi, Maya.
How old are you?
I'm six.
Six?
Are you in first grade?
Yeah.
I'm getting good at this.
And what are you supposed to be?
I don't know.
You don't know?
Well, you're a teet.
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are.
Watch.
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
See?
You get it?
Yeah.
OK, yeah.
I don't.
All right, what do you really want to be for Halloween?
I really want to be a princess.
A princess?
All right, well, you can do something with that
and then still be a princess, I think.
Let me give you some candy.
Thank you, Maya.
You all look great.
[APPLAUSE]
And for helping me out, you're each getting four tickets
to go to Legoland.
How about that?
[APPLAUSE]