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You cannot turn on the TV, or go online,
or walk out of your house without seeing at least one
Kardashian.
In fact, there's one here today.
Please welcome my friend Khloe.
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Please welcome Kim Kardashian West.
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Kourtney Kardashian.
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Kendall Jenner.
Please welcome Kris Jenner.
Kylie Jenner.
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I'm I'm the lesser known Kardashian sister.
My name is Karla Kardashian.
So you made a deal with [INAUDIBLE] to do the show
another five years.
Is that right?
Right
For $150 million.
And my cut is what?
Like, if I'm--
[LAUGHTER]
If I'm Karla--
Well, yeah.
You-- you would-- [INAUDIBLE].
I brought you your cut.
You would [INAUDIBLE].
I actually brought you your cut.
So here.
Really?
Right in there.
OK.
There it is.
There's your cut.
Oh, wow.
Oh, look.
It says Karl on it.
Uh-huh.
And then we just added the A.
The A-- oh, I see.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah.
I see.
You guys, it's Kim.
I am about to go inside and surprise Reuben.
I'm so excited.
Kim's makeup line, as you know, is very, very successful.
And it's going to be, like--
well, it is a big massive range.
And I just love it so much.
And I really want to use it when--
I think you're going to need this.
Oh, my god, Kim.
Hi.
It's so nice to meet you, Reuben.
First of all, you look fantastic.
You look gorgeous.
And--
This is how she looks always, face-timing.
All the time?
[CHUCKLING]
You guys, look.
This is my selfie light on.
And this is it off.
[CLICK]
Boring.
[CLICK]
Gorgeous.
Yes!
Wow.
I'm going to have you do different exercises
and different emotions-- a sad jump roper.
Good.
A surprised lunge.
[GASPING]
Yeah.
[CHUCKLING]
[GASPING]
Yeah.
A happy mountain climber.
I'm climbing the mountain.
I'm Karla Kardashian.
Woo!
[CHEERING]
I am--
[CHEERING]
Woo!
I'm the lesser known Kardashian sister.
And I've got a new baby bump under my lady lumps.
And I'm not supposed to tell anybody.
But I don't care.
Because I'm part of the family.
Courtney is also pregnant as well.
[CHEERING]
Kourtney is pregnant.
Stop making up rumors about me.
What?
I'm not pregnant.
Whaa-- I-- I--
what?
Karla.
I confuse you with Kendall.
Because Kendall's pregnant.
And I know that for a fact.
That one is true.
[CHEERING]
Kendall is pregnant.
You got to chill.
Because I'm not pregnant.
You have to chill is what you do.
[LAUGHTER]
OK.
Are you Kylie?
No-- Kendall-- still Kendall.
OK, you're Kendall.
OK, still Kendall.
Damn, there's a lot of us, huh?
[LAUGHTER]
To think you're having a baby anytime.
And you just told us it's a girl.
Oh, [INAUDIBLE].
Yeah.
[CHEERING]
Yes.
It is.
It's a girl!
It is.
Never have I ever walked in on my mom with a guy.
Oh, god.
I have never.
[LAUGHTER]
I've heard her.
I live with her.
So I've heard her from downstairs.
And that's just as bad as walking in.
Oh, my god!
I'm mortified.
I like, literally put the covers over my head.
And so I guess I have.
That's horrible.
We sent Kris Jenner to the 99 cent store here in Burbank.
Now, don't do that.
People will see you're listening to something.
You can't keep your finger on your ear.
You know what I can do?
Finger dance.
I can finger dance.
Yeah.
Let me show you.
[LAUGHTER]
Perfectly popped purple popcorn.
Oh, I got that.
I got that.
Yeah.
She said, Hercules had a-- had a--
Herc--
I'm going to start drawing.
Ready?
[CHEERING]
[SCREAMING]
You're not taking a picture.
You got to take a picture.
[SCREAMING]
[CHEERING]
[SCREAMING]
Oh, my god!
[CHEERING]
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