Happy birthday, sweetheart.
-Mwah! Thank you. -And I have another surprise for you.
-Tell me. -Turn around.
If I told you it wouldn’t be a surprise. Now, turn around and close your eyes.
-No peeking. -My eyes are closed.
I want you to click your heels together three times and repeat after me.
-There’s no place like home. -Oh, come on!
Come on, now. Just for the surprise. “There’s no place like home.”
-This better be good. -It’s gonna be.
Uh-huh.
(laughs)
Two, three.
There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home.
There’s no place like home.
Hit it!
[piano, combo: jazz]
[jazz continues]
♪ There’s a girl that I once knew ♪
♪ Who often had a friend or two ♪
♪ She gave him time ♪
♪ Love, wit and rhyme sublime ♪
♪ They would come from far away ♪
♪ And often gather there all day ♪
♪ To show their love ♪
♪ And see which one would stay ♪
♪ But to her it mattered not ♪
♪ For loyalty was not her lot ♪
♪ Her answer was ♪
♪ For not for them to know ♪
♪ There she goes ♪
♪ On her merry way ♪
♪ Though she’s only queen ♪
♪ For a day ♪
♪ Boy and girl ♪
♪ Often take this whirl ♪
♪ So you’d better mind ♪
♪ What you say ♪
♪ My advice to you, my friend ♪
♪ Is try to find what it’s about ♪
♪ And then you take into account ♪
♪ Your role ♪
♪ Do not take some sugar in your mouth ♪
♪ That may be sweet to you ♪
♪ But bitter in your stomach ♪
♪ Later on ♪
♪ What is good for you ♪
♪ May not be good for me ♪
♪ So a different stroke ♪
♪ For different folk ♪
♪ Could be a real good rule ♪
♪ There she goes ♪
♪ On her merry way ♪
♪ Though she’s only queen ♪
♪ For a day ♪
♪ Boy and girl ♪
♪ Often take this whirl ♪
♪ So you’d better mind ♪
♪ What you say ♪
[jazz continues]
♪ Now it’s time to bid adieu ♪
♪ It’s been a pleasure knowing you ♪
♪ I’ll see you when it’s time ♪
♪ To meet again ♪
[jazz ends]
[applause]
This is the sweetest birthday I’ve ever had. Thank you.
-Where’d you get ’em from? -I know the dancer.
Oh.
-That’s beautiful. -Make a wish.
[all laughing]