- NBA is back.
- This is our year.
- Thunder up.
- Lake show.
- If Ben Simmons is making threes, we're winning the championship.
- Is John Wall playing?
- He went where?
- Richaun Holmes did what?
- Devin Booker's streaming right now.
- As long as we don't miss
27 straight threes in a row.
- Hopefully Kemba's healed up now.
- John Wall's not playing?
- I know the food can not be that bad.
- Is Bradley Beal playing?
- What's the status on Jamal Murray's hamstring?
- Bradley Beal's not playing?
- This is our time.
We got to win this for Kobe.
- I've heard the food is good there.
- Seth Curry is actually better than Steph Curry.
- De'Aaron Fox is streaming right now.
- Hopefully Kemba's healed up now.
- DeAndre Jordan opted out?
- How do I get in the bubble?
I'm trying to get in the bubble.
- Wilson Chandler said he's not playing?
- You don't know anyone that works over there?
It's like right by my house.
- I'm not going to be able to name our starting five.
- Carmelo was the missing piece.
- Is Oladipo playing?
- We do have home field advantage, technically.
- Oladipo's not playing?
- I'm just happy 'Dre's back.
- I'm just glad Nurkic is back.
- Oladipo still hasn't decided yet?
- Meyers Leonard is streaming right now.
- Before the season stopped, we were on a tear.
Better be glad we had to take a break.
- People must have forgot how good we were playing before the break.
- Giannis is going to win MVP again and he's going to win Finals MVP this year.
- Have you been watching Bol Bol?
I told you when we drafted him, he's going to be special.
How did Bol Bol last 'til the second round?
- If we can get out the bubble injury free, that's a win in my book.
- If Jonathan Isaac's playing, we can make a run.
- Is Oladipo playing or is he not playing?
'Cause he's playing, but is he playing-playing?
- How did we not make it?
- Only way the Lakers were beating us was if we were injured, and we're healed up now.
People must have forgot we won the last seven out of the eight games we played.
- Nobody wants to see us in the playoffs.
- Could LaMarcus Aldridge come back in time?
No, okay.
- Jimmy Butler got in trouble for dribbling in his room?
- Everyone's healthy now, we about to be a problem.
We don't need a superstar to win.
- The season stoppage was good for us.
Maybe we don't need small ball all the time.
- Don't be surprised when we end up in the championship.
That's all I'm saying.
Jimmy Butler is going to have all the boys focused.
- What are our lottery odds?
- Al Horford had time to heal.
If we can figure out how to use Al Horford with Embiid, game over, it's over.
- At this point, we might need to trade our first round pick and move back every year.
- If LeBron wins the championship, he's the GOAT.
No questions asked.
I don't want to hear about the flu game.
Did Jordan win a championship in a pandemic?
- We're the best team in L.A.
- Are Rudy Gobert and Donovan Mitchell good?
- Experience is good for our young core.
What don't you get about that?
- No matter what happens, this is gonna be good experience for our young core.
- Trey Lyles just going to have to put in work.
If there's one thing I learned: never count out Popovich.
- If Kemba Walker can play like Kemba Walker, we're winning the championship.
Jayson Tatum's gonna be a top five player at the end of the year.
- People keep sleeping on Ja.
- About time they put Damian Lillard on the 2K cover.
- Zion played 19 games and he's on the cover?
- One word, Jokic.
- Don't get mad at Zion.
Just get better.
- How much weight did Jokic lose?
- Ja's gonna be the reason the Pelicans don't even make it to the playoffs.
- Zion about to lead us to the 8th seed, kicking the Grizzlies out, and we're gonna beat the
Lakers round one.
- Rudy Gobert and Donovan Mitchell have been friends.
That's been squashed.
Rudy Gobert should win defensive player of the year.
- Look at our record without Avery Bradley, we'll be fine.
What happened to Rondo?
That's fine, that's fine.
- Losing Bogdanovich hurts a lot.
We just need some players to step up.
It's Mike Conley season.
- Michael Porter Jr. looked great in his debut.
- Oh, Matisse just dropped another vlog.
You been watching his vlogs?
They're really good, like the production quality is really good.
- We'll be fine, we'll be fine.
Dwight Howard's not playing now?
Wait, Dwight is playing?
- Honestly, all we need to make it to a championship:
Headband Joe.
- Josh Hart is streaming right now.
Yeah, he's not good.
I like watching him still though.
- We won the Westbrook trade.
- Oklahoma did not win the trade.
I bet you we win the championship before y'all do.
- I don't care about Fultz's jump shot, as long as it's going in.
- It's Caruso season now, baby.
How did J.R. Smith already get in trouble in the bubble?
He had to shut off his Instagram Live.
- Brogdon looks good after quarantining.
Could Jeremy Lamb come back in time for the?
No, okay.
So is Victor Oladipo playing or?
- Zach Collins already said he's fine with coming off the bench.
He's a team player.
We'll be fine.
Collins and Whiteside can coexist with Nurk.
Don't let CJ McCollum get into a groove.
I know you see that Iso game, whoo!
- Imagine if we played the Clippers in the championship.
- Don't get stuck on McCollum Island.
You can't be rescued from that island.
- I'm not against starting Jokic at the point guard.
- Keep the playoff streak alive.
- I just hope Justise Winslow can acclimate to the team now that he's healthy.
We have the best young team in the league.
We're gonna be a problem for years to come.
- This is going to be Jayson Tatum's turning point.
If Gordon Hayward and Jaylen Brown come to play
it's a wrap.
- Luka and Porzingis, we have the best one-two combo in the league.
- Did you see JaVale McGee's vlog?
Bro, you see LeBron's son do an impression of him?
It's hilarious.
I'm just glad sports are back.
I'm glad the NBA is back and I'm glad we're about to win another championship, baby.
For Kobe!
- It's our time.
- Kyrie gave $1.5 million to WNBA players?
What a great guy.
- As long as we have Headband Joe.
- Kyrie is not a flat-earther.
He was joking.
Wait 'til we're healthy.
- We have all the pieces and Giannis is coming next year.
- Giannis is not going to the Heat.
Giannis is not going to Golden State.
Giannis is going to stay here and win another championship after we win it this year.
- We're going to shock some people, I promise.
- People keep taking us for granted.
Like Drake said, we're going back to back.
- Wait 'til John Wall's back.
- This team is going to be unstoppable.
- You still have to trust the process even in the bubble.
- If Eric Bledsoe can just give us something.
- If J.R. can just remember it's the fourth quarter.
- Crazier things have happened.
Most magical place on earth, we're the Magic.
Come on.
Come on, baby.
Let's go.
I'm just glad basketball is back, man.
I'm hype.
Let's go, baby.
I'm a grown man.
(ominious music plays)
- Just wait 'til next season.
(maniacal laughter)
(manical laughter + demonic voices)