Your wife drags you around by your tiny balls.
[MUSIC]
[SOUND] >> What do you think about hell in a cell
this Sunday?
>> Well thank you, here's what I think. >> it doesn't matter what you think.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Bro,
you've been here this long and you still falling for that line?
>> He fell for the line.
>> Come on, man, you better than that dawg, you better than that man.
Come on now, come on man.
Hey.
[NOISE] >> Hey,
whoa, Miz,
you got a question?
>> Do you know what this means?
Do you know what this means? When my hand goes up,
your mouth goes shut.
No, no.
[SOUND] So, let's find out which member it will be.
>> [NOISE] Wait a second, wait a second, hold up.
>> No peeking, no peeking. >> No peeking
>> My.
>> Come on, man.
>> No, I just wanna know who it is.
So I know who I'm gonna beat in the Money in the Bank.
Can we please get this?
>> Yeah, yeah.
>> All right, are you guys ready?
Are you guys ready?
>> Yeah.
>> [LAUGH]
>> Pancake batter.
>> [LAUGH] [SOUND]
>> What's it like to have a bona
fide Hollywood star as your son?
>> Awesome.
>> And you guys wonder where I get it from, all right mom, last question.
Who is your favorite WWE Superstar?.
>> Roman Reigns.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> [LAUGH] >> What?
>> I hate honesty.
>> Mom.
>> He's hot.
[SOUND] >> [NOISE]
>> Otis is going right after Miz again.
>> Enough is enough, Otis.
>> He's trying to crawl away.
>> Now >> This is humiliating to Miz.
My God.
Well Owen is apparently not the only one with tighty whities.
My goodness.
Miz didn't deserve this, this is embarrassing, this is humiliating.
Miz was trying to liberate on it.
This tiny little professional career back on track.
[SOUND] >> Hey silence for this.
>> Please put worms at the front of the arena so this ignorant and
ignoramus human being cannot get into a WWE arena ever again.
>> [SOUND] >> [NOISE]
>> I don't have to do it.
>> Aah! >> Who the hell is that?
>> My god.
>> [NOISE] >> It's the, it's the Boogeyman.
>> My goodness.
I don't think [INAUDIBLE]
[MUSIC]
>> [NOISE] >> With the rubber duckies.
>> [INAUDIBLE] >> [SOUND]
>> And tonight, we're gonna search for
the next WWE Diva.
Now to vote for these beautiful young ladies, you have to vote.
Go to, [LAUGH] Go to WWE, dial 86946 and vote for
your favorite Diva Search contestant, and text message.
Your favorite Diva search girl.
[SOUND] >> I don't wanna spoil your wedding, okay,
so I'll just- >> [NOISE]
>> Wait,
you didn't want this to be a white wedding, did you?
[MUSIC]
>> [LAUGH]. >> I know that music.
>> Come on, come on,
I'll take you on right here.
Wait, come on, I'll take you on right here.
>> [LAUGH] >> Yes.
>> Whoa My God, Miz and Maryse drenched.
>> [NOISE] >> This is a ceremony.
>> [NOISE] >> A brood bath for The Miz and Maryse.
>> [LAUGH] >> You're gonna pay for this, Edge.
[MUSIC]
>> Hey Miz, there's a reason why my homie John Cena is playing peacemaker.
And you're playing homemaker while your boy
drags you around by your tiny balls.
>> Wow >> [APPLAUSE]
>> Dont you dare talk to my husband like
this.
Just so you know, my husband has average balls.
>> [NOISE] >> Maryse.
>> My husband has above average balls, my husband has giantic balls ,massive balls,
huge balls,the biggest balls in the whole world.
[SOUND] >> I have in my possession some very
interesting photos of the Miz and
I think it would be a crime >> But
if I didn't share them with you right now.
>> [NOISE] >> You think that's weird?
We're gonna get a little bit weirder right here.
>> If you take this any further,
I will make sure you never work in this town again.
>> I guess I might as well get my money's worth show it.
>> Wait a minute, what is it?
>> No, no, no.
>> [LAUGH] There's not enough spray tan in the world to spray into my eyes,
to help me unsee that picture Miz.
[MUSIC]