>> Fox News is finally stepping up the seriousness of their programming in
an attempt to regain some legitimacy as a news organization.
How are they doing this?
They decided to shoot a make pretend trial of Hunter Biden, and
ever on their subscription only Fox Nation six episode fake mock court case for
a crime that he has not been charged with, because they have nothing better to do.
First let's start with just showing you the promotional graphic for
this mock trial, which is in and of itself hilarious.
The trial of Hunter Biden, you be the judge.
But the hilarious part is the top line, a mock trial for
the American people, which may as well be the slogan for Fox News itself.
Fox News, a mock trial for the [LAUGH] American people.
We will just make up whatever we want pretend it's real and
bring it directly to you because we're patriots.
But that's not all it was, let's go to some of the clips of this
incredibly well acted dramatization with real lawyers, and
a real judge pretending to be in a real court case.
Let's start with the first clip with Judge Joe Brown presiding.
>> This is a mock trial, that is not a real proceeding to be clear.
Hunter Biden has not been implicated in or charged with any
crimes arising from his activities, alleged activity.
Of course this is not a real trial, it is in mock trial I will keep emphasizing.
[LAUGH] you know, they're lawyers even at Fox, they're like all right,
you don't have to say mock trial 300 times to not us get sued up the wazoo instantly,
and I'm sorry, this is the trickiest episode of Judge Joe Brown I've ever
seen in my life, and it gets worse just for a second.
Please play just the first two seconds of that clip again where you see the actors
actual real life lawyer pretending to be the lawyer for
this fake trial, looking very disappointed that it is indeed a mock trial.
>> This is a mock trial.
>> Please no, this is my first shot at
being on the air but he didn't stop there.
That was the man portraying the defense attorney for Hunter Biden.
So if Fox Nation is gonna present a fake trial, are they gonna at least have
the defense attorney for Hunter Biden presents some sort of a balanced case,
actually pretend to be fighting for Hunter Biden?
You'd hope so, and then maybe the arguments from the prosecution would be
extra strong and they kinda just win the argument their viewers by a little bit,
or is the defense attorney in this fake trial like this?
>> Hunter Biden did not deserve the perks and
the benefits that he got.
He's a drug addict, he's smoking crack while he's awake,
while he's asleep, he's with prostitutes, he's making amateur porn.
I agree with the prosecution.
>> [LAUGH] I agree with the prosecution, a statement often said
by the defense attorney in a case that was in the script.
I agree with the prosecution, I may as well sit down right now but
we have five more episodes to fill of this fake trial.
And also I personally related to his speech because I've really got to stop my
mid sleep, crack smoking.
He smokes crack when he sleeps, he smokes crack when he's awake,
the most prolific crack smoker in all of history.
But this guy probably improvised a little bit and added some flavors of his own.
He also for some reason said this during the mock trial.
>> Ladies and gentlemen, I would love to be six ft two the full head.
>> He wishes he was six ft two with a full head of hair you guys how that's germane
to the mock trial of Hunter Biden I don't know.
The only one thing I will say in defense of that statement,
the only true thing said during the whole show, that man is not 62 and
does not have a full head of hair, but he does wish that he did.
The judge in Hunter Biden's mock trial,
real life judge Joe Brown is this just the parties playing or
is he actually a far right becoming a far right extremist it seems.
Well, he was recently on info wars just a couple of months ago to
criticize the Jan six trial as a show trial, and the way he stands against
show trials is to participate in a show fake trial literally fake and
scripted for a non existent case, way to do it.
Let me wrap up here with another clip from the closing arguments of
the defense attorney in the show trial.
>> Enormous amount of money from the Ukrainians, and the Russians, and
the Chinese, and the Mexicans.
This raging crackhead got all of this money.
>> Yeah.
>> He's a raging crackhead to get all this money,
I forgot where I'm supposed to defend him.
The point is I rest my case and you be the judge Joe Brown, you are the judge.
The last thing I'll say before I get it to your guys thoughts here is, while
this seems insane for a news organization to endorse, to pay for to do, maybe
it's not even as insane as the actual things that are said on Fox news proper.
Look at an actual chiron,
an actual onscreen headline on Fox news about Hunter Biden from
the Tucker Carlson Hunter Biden lined up Eminem candy on his privates.
>> Whose that candy, right?
>> I don't know, [LAUGH] some dude was an expert on private candy.
>> [LAUGH] no, he's a mock Hunter Biden.
>> Yeah, exactly.
>> Mock candy.
>> Or because they just mock Hunter Biden on the network as a general policy.
So there you have it, that is the seriousness that this network is taking
everything that they do kudos to these guys.
>> Yeah, so first off since Trump has let the racist bigots wacka doodles
in this case out of the closet, he gave them permission to come out of the closet.
Now we need to find out who the lunatics were all along, right?
So they're like, it's safe to come out, Judge Joe Brown is like I'm one of them.
Yeah, in four wars insanity conspiracy theories, yeah, I'm in, right?
Lara Logan's me, I'm in, right?
Now we're getting kinda hold my beer [LAUGH] so
they're all, who knew Judge Joe Brown?
He said that the actual mock trial show on TV forever, right?
It turns out he's a lunatic, okay?
Now why do they have to say it's a mock trial so often?
Because it's a Fox audience, they're gonna think it's real in a second.
>> They're still going to.
>> Yeah, and it doesn't matter how many times 100% right there, right?
And they're like, no, I his own defense attorney admitted he's a crackhead
[LAUGH] you're raging, and that's why we convicted him of crack.
>> The government made the judge say he was a mock trial during this real trial to
cover up the truth.
>> Deep states.
>> Right?
>> What are they concluding?
What is this jury deciding?
We still haven't found out, maybe I should have watched the whole thing.
I know I'm being unfair, I have to watch the whole thing before we
found exactly what is that they're looking to adjudicator to decide on,
I still don't know.
>> No, I know at the end they decide have we mocked you enough.
[LAUGH] okay so look, I talked to a Fox News reporter earlier this week, okay?
And when we got I know, when we got into the Hunter Biden story,
he's like, no one cares that he smoked crack and was with prostitutes.
We really that I think that people were smart, intellectual, most
the right wing think hey, we're really concerned about something else, okay?
You watched the trial on fox this crack, he smoked it when he was sleepy,
he put it on his privates him.
The crack prostitutes [LAUGH] that's all they care about,
they don't even know what he's alleged to have done, right?
You actually find that out on TYT more than you would on Fox news.
We told you he's on the board of the Ukrainian gas company that makes no sense,
he's not a Ukrainian gas expert, he's clearly using the name Biden.
But we also told you that in the laptops where he's telling you all those deals
where he's trying to get paid for having the last name Biden.
He very clearly says over and over again, I can't control Joe Biden,
I can't control my dad.
So we should limit how much we lie about that, okay?
So the laptop actually shows you that Joe Biden is totally innocent.
You think that's gonna come out of the monster,
you think the defense attorney is going to bring that up in?
That mock trial, no, well, my client was smoking crack, okay?
And with prostitutes, he said Joe Biden didn't actually do it.
>> [LAUGH] yeah, and it also your statement reminds me of the fact that this
Hunter Biden narrative keeps being used as the most insane of all false equivalences.
>> Yes. >> We're trying to punish a current
President, investigate a current President for trying actively still now to
take that our democracy, create a coup against his own government.
And literally their responses, yeah, but
how come no one's taken on Hunter Biden, don't you see how unfair the system is?
No, Hunter Biden's never held office, is not in any position of power right now,
doesn't even speak publicly.
He might not be a good person, what's it got to do with anything?
>> Yeah, and by the way, so what if he actually broke a crime,
then bring him to a real trial?
>> Yeah.
>> We don't care, we don't, I mean, Democrats in Washington might care because
it hurts the feelings of Joe Biden, but we don't care at all.
You wanna do a deal where you actually follow the law,
nothing outside of the law, you follow the law.
You apply it strictly to Hunter Biden, and strictly to Donald Trump deal
there in a single right winger, that'll take that deal.
Why don't they take that deal?
Because they know Trump is guilty, and they know Trump did way worse stuff,
and broke so many more laws than Hunter Biden.
You don't believe it, take the deal, you wanna do it?
No way Trump citizen of everything,
it's a deep state you for Trump they're doing mock trials.
No you guys just did one for Hunter Biden, okay?
So but you can't talk sense to them but- you're gonna love this and Jr nailed it,
I didn't even think about that, they're gonna think that's a real trial.
>> Of course they are, especially because we had four years of a mock President.
>> Yeah, and they're gonna be like what?
What he said Ben you nailed it too,
he said it was a mock trial to head off the fact that it was a real trial.
That's exactly what Anthony Fauci would do if he had a chip from Bill Gates in
his body.
That [LAUGH] Tom Hanks design obviously he's guilty, what's he guilty of?
I don't know [LAUGH] but ask you but he did it while he was sleeping.
That.
I know