What is this? Looks like Bikini Bottom.
[rumbling]
[screaming]
[rumbling]
Ee. Eeee.
♪ It's shaping up To be a wonderful holiday ♪
♪ Not your normal Average everyday ♪
♪ Sounds like someone fell My old coral tree ♪
♪ SpongeBob, Patrick Why'd you do this to me? ♪
♪ The world feels like It's in loverly ♪
♪ Go away Before I harm you bodily ♪
♪ This Christmas feels like The very first Christmas to me ♪
[music playing]
♪ There'll be shopping Decorating ♪
♪ And plenty of snow ♪
♪ Hey Patrick ♪
♪ Who's that Under the mistletoe? ♪
♪ What? Who me? Would you look at the time ♪
♪ I should go! ♪
♪ People seem A little more brotherly ♪
♪ Here's a special something To you from me ♪
♪ Even all the trash On Christmas smells sweetly ♪
♪ This Christmas feels like The very first Christmas to me ♪
♪ La la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la ♪
♪ What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy? ♪
♪ Step outside ♪
♪ We've got something For you to see ♪
♪ SpongeBob Take this stuff down ♪
♪ Immediately ♪
♪ Chestnuts roasting And burns in the third degree ♪
♪ Tonight things are as good As they seem to be ♪
♪ A star on top Will complete all the scenery ♪
♪ This Christmas feels like The very first Christmas to me ♪
[Mr. Krabs laughing]
♪ This Christmas feels like The very first Christmas to me ♪
Snow angel! [laughing]
Aw.
Hey!
[whistling]
Thanks a lot, SpongeBob.
While you were just standing there whistling,
someone threw a snowball at me.
Oh, really, Patrick?
[chuckles] Did the snowball look like this?
Yeah.
[laughing]
This is serious, SpongeBob. Someone's after me.
I think I'd better leave town.
Patrick, I threw it. We're having a snowball fight.
Don't you get it?
Snowball fight? I wanna play! I wanna play!
Well, first, you have to make a snowball.
Oh, yeah. A snowball. Oh, this is gonna be great!
Huh? [grunting]
Wha? [grunting]
Aw. SpongeBob could you help me make a snowball?
Sure, pal.
Thanks buddy.
Patrick, how could you?!
It's a snowball fight, remember?
Oh, yeah.
[grunting]
[laughing]
You're under arrest.
You'll never catch me. [chuckles]
[chuckles]
[laughing]
Hey, that's not fair. Cowboys couldn't afford cannons.
They couldn't afford station wagons either.
Nice paneling.
All right, pinhead, your time is up.
Who you calling pinhead?
I wanna be Dirty Dan.
What makes ya think you can be Dirty Dan?
I'm dirty.
I'd say I'm Dirty Dan.
- Ow. - Ay.
I'd say I'm Dirty Dan.
Ow!
I'm Dirty Dan.
I'm Dirty Dan. [grunting]
I'm Dirty Dan. Oh!
[Patrick] I'm Dirty Dan!
[SpongeBob] I'm Dirty Dan!
[Patrick] I'm Dirty Dan!
[SpongeBob] I'm Dirty Dan! Ow!
I'm Dirty Dan!
[screaming]
Screaming will get you no--
Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?!
Uh, I am.
[screaming]
Patrick!
Hot wings.
The arctic is so cold.
[shivering]
Oh, come on, Squidward.
You're a strong artist. You can do it! No!
[screaming]
[shivering]
SpongeBob?
Oh, hi, Squidward! [screaming]
SpongeBob, what are you doing here?
Just getting some ice. Fresh.
[laughing] Need some help? Whoa!
[humming]
[music playing]
Here's your food.
[music playing]
Hey, this is cold! Perfect!
[laughing]
Ah.
[music playing]
Eeh, we'd better get you home.
[screeching]
Gary, step on it!
[screeching]
Oh yeah, Gary, you are really motoring now!
Right guys?
We forgot Squidward!
[music playing]
[panting] Huh?
[music playing]
[screeching]
Pull up, Gary! Pull up!
[screaming]
[music playing]
There he is!
[music playing]
Patrick, I need a Gooey Worm!
Well, be gentle, it's my last one.
Hold tight, buddy!
[meowing]
[music playing]
[screeching]
[music playing]
[roaring]
SpongeBob! Come on! Let's get outta here!
[screeching]
[roaring]
Mm.
[music playing]
[bells ringing]
♪ Oh, it's drawing very near ♪
♪ My favorite time of year ♪
♪ The snow is falling And the cold wind blows ♪
♪ Christmas is almost here ♪
♪ And I know that Santa Santa, Santa ♪
♪ Has his jolly little eyes On me ♪
♪ It keeps me warm And filled with glee ♪
♪ To know Santa has his eyes On me ♪
♪ I light my house Like a Christmas tree ♪
♪ Falala, lalalale Cause Santa, Santa, Santa ♪
♪ Has his jolly little eyes On me ♪
[music playing]
Hey, Squidward. What are you doing today?
♪ Stringing lights So Santa knows ♪
♪ In no uncertain terms ♪
Okay.
[yodeling]
[phone ringing, yodeling]
Yeah? Okay.
Two cubes, please.
[yodeling]
[music playing]
Your ice cubes, sir.
What? Where?
[music playing]
Hey, thanks, buddy.
Don't thank me. Thank Rrarrg.
[music playing]