NOW WILL, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT HAIR.
>> OKAY.
>> James: COME A LITTLE CLOSER.
NOT THAT CLOSE, IT'S TOO MUCH.
JUST SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT HAIR.
YOU HAVE HAD, MORE THAN ANYONE I KNOW, SOME EXTREME HAIRSTYLES
OVER THE YEARS.
AND WHAT WE'VE DONE, WE'VE GOT SOME PHOTOS, AND I WANT YOU TO
TELL ME THE PLUSES AND THE MINUSES OF EACH OF THESE
HAIRSTYLES.
WE'LL START WITH THIS ONE, FULL HAIR, FULL BEARD.
>> THE PLUS OF THIS IS, WARMTH.
FOR SURE.
IT'S VERY, VERY WARM.
ABOUT THAT'S THE ONLY PLUS.
I MEAN THERE'S NO OTHER PLUS BESIDES THAT.
THE NEGATIVES ARE MANY.
FIRST OF ALL, YOU GET THAT MUSTACHE PART GETS TOO LONG,
THEN ANY TIME YOU TAKE A BITE OF A SANDWICH OR BURR RIGHT OWE,
YOUR TEETH PULL DOWN ON THE MUSTACHE AND IT'S LIKE YOU'RE
CONSTANTLY DOING THAT.
SO YOU REALLY WANT TO KEEP THAT UPPER PART TRIMMED.
AND ALSO, THERE'S EVERY PART OF THAT HAIR THERE'S OLD FOOD FROM
MAYBE MONTHS PREVIOUS.
YOU KNOW?
>> James: OKAY.
NOW TELL ME THE PLUSES AND MINUSES OF THIS HALF-AND-HALF
HAIRSTYLE?
>> YES.
WELL, THE PLUSES, GORGEOUSNESS.
ABOUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S VERY INTERESTING.
YOU CAN EAT EASIER BECAUSE YOU HAVE A LITTLE OPENING OVER
THERE.
>> James: I ONCE SAW YOU AT A PARTY WITH THIS HAIR.
AND IT WAS QUITE EXTRAORDINARY BECAUSE YOU'D BE THIS WAY
TALKING TO SOMEONE, AND YOU'D BE LIKE OH THAT'S WILL FORTE AND
YOU WOULD HAVE TURNED AROUND, LIKE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY
EYES?
>> THAT LEADS GREAT TO THE NEGATIVE.
YOU KNOW, JUST PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE CRAZY.
YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE STREET.
I WOULD WALK DOWN STREETS AND BE BLOCKS AWAY, PEOPLE CROSS THE
STREET.
>> James: WOW, THAT'S A BIG ONE.
FINALLY I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS, THE DR. PHIL.
INTERWELL, I MEAN.
>> WELL, I ACTUALLY, THE POSITIVE IS I CAN GET INTO
DIFFERENT FUNCTIONS AS DR. PHIL.
I MEAN, I AM A LEGITIMATE DONE D DOPPLEGANGER FOR DR. PHIL.
LIKE THE ADVICE HE GAVE ME ON HIS SHOW.
>> James: REALLY, YOU REALLY LEANED INTO BEING DR. PHIL.
THANK YOU WILL, THAT'S, ANYONE THINKING ABOUT MAKING SOME HAIR
CHOICES, THAT WILL GIVE US AN INSIGHT INTO WHAT YOU CAN DO.