[Ethan] Today, guys, we bring you the most "triggered" woman I have ever seen.
And we've seen triggered feminists, we've seen people get triggered over video games, over tumblr [Dramatic Music]
over all kinds of wacky stuff. But this one truly takes the cake.
So, without further ado, guys, let's jump into the triggered to the triggereth power.
Triggered squared equals triggered... infinity. [Hila] Triggered.
[Hugh] You taking my picture?
[SJW] Mhm, yeah.
[Hugh] You want my name? [SJW] Yeah, sure! [Hugh] It's... Hugh Mungus.
[Ethan] Gottem. You gotta love a guy who's just willing to throw out a "Hugh Mungus".
Hugh. Mungus.
[Hila] It's like a dad joke. [Ethan] It's a dad joke! My name is Hugh Mungus! I'm humongous.
[Ethan] So, how would you usually react to somebody just said their name was Hugh Mungus to you?
'Cause for me, a normal reaction would be something like this. [Shrugs, lifts shoulders] Ya know?
A little exhale, through the nose, not a full laugh, just kinda like [hmph]. Ya know.
And then move on. [Hila] That's how you react to any dad joke. [Ethan] But how does a Social Justice Warrior... react to Hugh Mungus?
Well, the results MAY surprise you. Brace yourselves, guys! [Hila] This is shocking.
[Ethan] THIS WILL SHOCK YOU
[Ethan Klein Wheeze™]
[Hugh] It's Hugh Mungus. [SJW] Okay, humongous wot? Humongous wot? [Hugh] Hugh Mungus- [SJW] Humongous wot? [Hugh] Hugh Mungus.
[Ethan] He's like, "that's the joke! That's the whole joke, it's Hugh Mungus!" He's like, "Did she not get it? HUGH. MONGOUS."
Humongous. That's the joke. I'm a dad, look at me, I got the Slickback, I've got a receding hairline, guys I got- I'M A DAD.
[Ethan] DO YOU NOT GET THE MEMO?
[SJW] Humongous wot? [Hugh] Hu-hugh Mungus! :D [SJW] Humongous wot?
[Hugh] That's what it is, Hugh Mungus. [SJW] Humongous wot? Is that sexual harassment?
[Hugh] No. It's Hugh Mungus.
[SJW] Then why did you say that to me?
[Hugh] That's my name! [SJW] Wot? Humongous wot? [Hugh] Humongous what? [SJW] Humongous wot?
[Ethan] When dad jokes get too real. Well, let's wa- I mean, sh, tss, let's see what happens.
[SJW] Is that sexual harassment? Is that wot you just did when you said that to me? [Hugh] What, Hugh Mungus? [SJW] Why would you say that to me?
[Hugh, sarcastically] You asked about my name. [SJW] Why would you say that to me. [Hugh] Why would I say it to you? [SJW] Why would you say that to me?
[Hugh, sarcastically]] Why would you ask me my name? [SJW] Wot. Humongous wot.
[Ethan] Why would you ask me my name! I love him, he lo- I love how chill this guy is. [Hila] Yeah. [Ethan] Even in the face of the like, most f- obnoxious,
aggressive person, he's like "Dawg, my name's Hugh Mungus! My name's HUGH MONGOUS!"
Once you commit to a dad joke, you must maintain a dad joke. That's the first commandment of telling dad jokes.
I gotta tip the beanie to Hugh Mongous over here.
[SJW] Humongous wot? HUMONGOUS WOT? HUMONGOUS WOT???
THIS PERSON JUST SEXUALLY- JUST, JUST SPOKE TO ME IN A SEXUALLY HARASSING WAY.
[Hugh] Oh, I did not. [SJW] Yeh, you did! >:(
[Ethan] Way to fucking go from zero to a billion. [Hila] Oh my god. [Ethan, immitating SJW] I JUST GOT SEXUALLY HARASSED BY THIS GUY!
The police step in, they're like, "Oh my god, what happened? Did he grab your fuckin... did he like punch you in the vagina, what happened?"
Can we get the swat team over here please? [SJW audio] PERSON, JUST SEXUALLY- JUST- JUS-
[Ethan] I feel like this- this video perfectly encapsulates how CRAZY the Social Justice Warrior shit has gotten.
How sensitive these people are, and here's the craziest twist.
SHE'S the one who uploaded this video. [Hila] Oh, yeah.
[Ethan] She was SO CONFIDENT in her belief that she was sexually assaulted, that SHE uploaded this to YouTube.
[Hila] That's crazy.
[Ethan Lip Smack ™]
[Ethan] Wrap your head around that. Let's proceed. This is gettin'- this, just is just the beginning guys. It's at a simmer now but it's about to boil over boi.
[SJW] He did. (disaproval of Hugh in background) He said, he said "Do you know what my name is?" And I said "wot", and he said "Hugh Mungus".
[Background SJW] WHAT THE FUCK? [SJW] Yeah, yeah.
[Ethan, shrilly] WHAT?! [Background SJW] WHAT? THE FUCK? [SJW] Yeah, yeah. [Ethan] She reacted as if
he fuckin' punched her in the vagina. [Hila] Why do you say "Punch in the vagina" that's... who would do that?
[Ethan] Exactly. That's w-Exactly. It's that shocking. Who would do that.
[SJW] YEA. THIS PERSON JUST SEXUALLY HARASSED ME [Hugh] I said I'm Hugh Mungus! [SJW] YEA! YEA, THAT'S RIGHT!
[Ethan] I love how he's still committed. I said I'm Hugh Mungus! Love this guy.
HUMONGOUS WOT? [Hugh] It's Humongous! [SJW] OH, OH OH, SO NOW YOU'RE- SO NOW YOU'RE ACTUALLY
POINTING TO YOURSELF. [Hugh] I'm Humongous! [SJW] YOU'RE ACTUALLY POINTING TO YOUR BODY PARTS.
[Ethan] Even if he went (pointing at dick) I'M HUMONGOUS. MY DICK IS HUMONGOUS.
Sorry, lady, it's still not sexual harassment. And you still didn't get fuckin KICKED in the vag.
[Hila] It's a bad joke, maybe. But to scream that he's sexually harassing you right now? That's nuts. [Ethan] That's nuts. In fact, I would say
she's harassing him
[SJW] THIS PERSON JUST SEXUALLY HARASSED ME! [Hugh] I sa-
She needs to be locked up.
[Hila] Cuz everyone in that building now thinks that he's-
[Ethan, yelling as SJW] "I'VE BEEN HARASSED!"
[Ethan] You need a new hobby. Being outraged isn't a hobby.
[Ethan] I feel like at this point nobody is going to be taking these Social Justice Warriors serious anymore.
[Hila] No, this is just nuts.
[Ethan] This killed it. This is the death of Social Justice Warriors.
Safe spaces and all this shit, like, I mean, guys.
[♪ Motivational Music Plays ♪]
[Motivational Ethan] Sometimes you're just gonna get punched in the vag.
[The Spirit of Hugh] Hugh. Mungus.
If not physically, you know, verbally, metaphorically.
You're gonna have to take a couple punches to the vag.
[Spirit of SJW] Is that sexual harassment?
[The Spirit of Hugh] No, it's Hugh Mungus.
Pick yourself up, dust yourself off and keep walking.
[The Spirit of Background SJW] WHAT THE FUCK?
And throw a couple of dick punches!
that's- it's a game of give and take
[Cute Hila Giggle™]
You know?
Right?
[Hila] Uhh, uh, yeah.
[Ethan] Yeah, exactly. I'm right, exactly.
She agrees. I have a woman, she agrees with me.
[Hila] There's a lot of punches here in your stories.
[Ethan] Some dropkicks.
[Hila] M'kay.
[Ethan] An asshole punch.
[Hila] I mean, it's a metaphor, right?
[Spirits in Ethans Head Talking Over Eachother]
[Ethan Lip Lick ™]
I mean, some- yeah, sometimes, sometimes you just have to punch a bitch in the vag though.
[Hugh stutters for his life]
[SJW] They'r-They're using you as a token, and then you speak to me in a sexually harassing manner!
[SJW] HOW DARE YOU? HOW DARE YOU? DISGUSTING! DISGUSTING! >:c
[Ethan] Fuuuck me, dude. [Hila] Ughh. [Ethan] How do you even talk to- like that, to another human being?
[Hila Is Not Pleased]
[Ethan] Screaming 'disgusting' in another man's face like that.
[Ethan] It's almost like it doesn't even matter what he did, she's just.. She just wants to fucking be angry and triggered and yell at somebody.
[Hila] She was already yelling before, and now she went, like..
[Ethan] She.. She kicked it up from a 9, to an 11.
[Hila] Yeah.
[Ethan] He just dropped a, "DAD JOKES GONE WRONG!", dude.
[Hila] Haha, gone very wrong.
[Ethan] It's crazy.
Ethan: I wish I could see what she looks like, dude.
Ethan: I think I know exactly, (probably), what she looks like.
[TRIGGERED]
[Background SJW yell at Hugh while he stutters]
[SJW] DISGUSTING! You just abused a woman!
[Ethan, mockingly] "You just abused a woman! I'm so fragile and gentle, and you just told me you had a- you were humongous!"
[Ethan, mockingly] "and you need to go to prison!"
[Ethan] It's almost like this Neo-Feminism, triggered, social justice warrior shit - it's not even feminism.
[Ethan] It's just like.. A cult.
[Ethan] The cult of being offended.
The Cult of Outrage.
[Ethan] Feminism is great. This is a fucking... *whew*
[Ethan] This is insane.
[SJW] YOU JUST ABUSED A WOMAN, and you have the audacity.. you have the audacity to say that girl's matter?
[SJW] HOW DARE YOU? HOW DARE YOU, YOU DISGUSTING PERSON?
[Ethan] He's just so speechless!
[Hila, quoting] Disgusting person, oh my god. A little too much.
[Ethan] Bitch, get some perspective on the situation.
[Ethan] You're yelling, and screaming in his face, calling him a disgusting person..
[Hila] When there's like a million people watching there!
[Ethan] ..in public; he has calmly made a dad joke at you..
[Ethan] ..not raised his voice, and you're accusing HIM of harassment?
[SJW] Disgusting!
[SJW in background] Get your hands off her.
[SJW] Don't touch me!
[SJW in background] Don't touch her.
[SJW] DON'T TOUCH ME!
[Men in Suits] Lower your voice.
[SJW] ARE YOU GOING TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT HOW HE SEXUALLY HARASSED ME?
[Men in Suits] Ma'am.
[SJW] ARE YOU GOING TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT HOW-
[Men in suit] Lower your voice or I am going to ask you to leave. I need you to-
[SJW] HE'S ASKING ME TO LEAVE, AFTER I'VE-
[Ethan] She doesn't need social justice, she needs therapy!
[Ethan] Years of therapy!
[Hila] Yeah.
[Ethan] Her hand, though. Like, the camera unstable, the sha- the triggering meme is real.
[Ethan] That's actually how they get.
[Ethan reenacts the triggering meme whilst Hila giggles at his performance]
[Ethan] It's not even a joke, dude.
[SJW] -BEEN SEXUALLY HARASSED-
[Man in Suit] I'm just asking you to-
[SJW] YOU'RE ASKING ME TO LEAVE AFTER I'VE BEEN SEXUALLY HARASSED?
[SJW] DID YOU ASK HIM TO LEAVE? DID YOU ASK HIM TO LEAVE?
[SJW] What is your name? What is your name?
[Man in Suit] Right now, you are breaking our building's rules, you are being-
[SJW] NO. No, Sorry. No. (Yes) No.
[SJW] What is your name? What is your name? What is your name?
[Man in Suit] I've already told you my name.
[SJW] WHAT IS YOUR NA- NO, NO, YOU HAVEN'T, what is your full name?
[Hila] I really wanted him to say that his name was Hugh Mongous.
[Ethan] Heh. Oh, God.
[Ethan] What is my name? Hugh Mongous, bitch.
[Ethan] Check you later.
(Man in suit trying to calm the SJW as she continues to yell and other's in the background talk over him)
[SJW] HE JUST SAID.. THAT HE.. HE JUST SAID THAT HE WORKS FOR A SECURITY COMPANY. NOT THIS CITY.
[SJW] SO, I DON'T HAVE TO DO WHAT HE WANTS! SO, FUCK OFF!
[Ethan] They're like piranhas. They're vultures.
[Ethan] They're just scavenging for any pit of outrage they can get their hands on, dude.
[Ethan] He's so polite, he's so calm, he's so nice.. And they're just looking for that little crumb of outrage, and they get all fucking blood-lusted.
[Ethan, raising his voice] Well, drop a little Hugh Mongous and they start losing their fucking minds,
[Ethan, shouting] Well, maybe I'M getting a little outraged!
Maybe I JUST NEED A LITTLE DROP OF OUTRAGE TILL I GET WORKED UP-
[Ethan Klein Cough™]
[Mega Evolved Ethan Klein Cough™]
[Chair Gets Rekted]
[Ethan] I'D START GETTING ANGRY AND FREAKING OUT.
[Ethan] ?? MAN YOU WANNA COME UP TO ME? I'LL OUT-OUTRAGE YOU ANY DAY.
[Hila] Are you okay?
[genuine sigh]
[Ethan] It's just not right, dude. Guy just wanted to tell a fuckin dad joke.
[Ethan] All he wanted to say was his name was Hugh Mungus, why now, all of a sudden there's a fucking nuclear holocaust?
[Ethan] Down at City Hall?
[Hila] You gotta be really careful with your jokes, in the future. Just, like.. Just learning from this video..
[Ethan] Hugh Mungus..
[Hila] 'Cuz sometimes you tend to do some... [Hila Giggle™]
[And Another One™]
[Ethan] Are you being serious?
[Hila Is Pleased]
[Ethan] What.. What should I do? Just tell me- I can't deal with this. I'll do anything to avoid this. Anything.
[Ethan] I'll never say anything, ever again. I'm just gonna sit here silently.
[Ethan] Hey guys, welcome to my new video.
[Ethan Stare™]
[Ethan] And I'll just stare for 10 minutes and 1 second.
[Michelle] Wow, Ethan, great moves! Keep it up. Proud of you.
[Ethan] Hello, everybody! Thank you for coming, and to YouTube and using your eyes to view me sitting here.
[Hila] Not everyone's got eyes, though.
[Ethan] Fuck!
*Please stand by*
[Ethan] Hi, guys! Thank-
[Hila] No guys. No guys.
[Ethan] FUCK!!
*Please stand by*
[Ethan] Hello! Thank you.. For-
[Hila] The hands are too much, it's a little aggressive.
*Please stand by*
[Ethan] Hello. Thank you for experiencing this-
[Hila] Are you talking to me like I'm retarded, now? It's a little offensive.
[♪ Sad Violin♪]
*Please stand by*
[Ethan] Hello, and thank you for experiencing H3 today.
[Hila] Okay.
[Hila] Yeah, I'll watch that.
[Ethan Stares™]
[Into Your Soul™]
[SJW] So, why did you do nothing about the person who sexually harassed me?
[SJW] I made it VERY CLEAR, that he just SEXUALLY HARASSED ME, WHY DID YOU NOT GO UP TO HIM, AND TELL HIM TO STOP?!
[Woman in Background] Why are you here? Why are you still here?
[Man in Suit] We- B-because we're being really loud and we're disrupting..
[Woman in Background] Is being loud a crime?
[Man in Suit] It IS in our building, ma'am.
SJW: NO, IT'S NOT! NO, IT'S NOT! No, It's not!
[Woman in Background] She is standing up for herself-
[Man in Suit] I understand that.
[Woman in Background] She is standing up for herself.
[SJW] NO, YOU DON'T! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING! Y-YOU-
[Ethan, as background woman] "Is being loud a crime?"
[Ethan, as man in suit] "Well, in this building it is, ma'am-"
[Ethan, as SJW] "NO, IT'S NOT."
"NO, IT'S NOT!!!"
[Ethan, as SJW] "I SAY IT'S NOT! PEOPLE, THAT'S NOT A CRIME, I MAKE UP THE RULES!"
[Hila Giggling™]
[Ethan] It's, like- You can't just scream and shout and be insane anywhere you want, you nutty bitch!
[Psychiatrist Ethan] What happened in your life?!
[Ethan] Can't you just be a normal fucking person? Why do you have to ruin everyone's life just because you're miserable?
[Ethan] You are a shitty person and you suck.
[Hila] They're dealing with it really good.
[Ethan] Yeah, they're professionals.
[Hila] Yeah.
[Ethan] Maybe that's why she's so angry, cus they didn't slip up once.
[Ethan] He's like, "Bitch, I do this for a- I'm a professional. I do this for a living. Okay? You will NOT push me to the side."
[Woman in Background] Tell him Donna, tell him.
[SJW] Fucking A-Holes. GET YOUR FUCKING.. ASS IN ORDER AND GO AFTER THE PERSON WHO SEXUALLY HARASSED ME!
[SJW] What's your name? What is your name? What is your name?
[Man In Uniform ignores SJW with a minor grin on his face]
[Ethan] He wants to say it! He's think about saying "Hugh Mungus," that's why he's smiling right now.
[Soft Ethan Cough™]
[Ethan] Oh my god, say it dude. You'll be a fucking hero forever. Say it.
[Ethan] You will, maybe, lose your job but you will be a hero forever.
[SJW] YOU'RE HERE IN A PUBLIC BUILDING SUPPOSEDLY WEARING SECURITY SERVICE-
[Hila and Ethan in unison] Supposedly?
[Ethan] What're you-
[Hila] What does that mean?
[Ethan] She's gone on to conspiracy theory shit now. I just-
[Ethan, sarcastically] "Yeah lady, I just show up in random buildings dressed as security for fucking fun."
[Ethan] "That's wha- That's how I get my kicks. Telling Social Justice Warriors my name's Hugh Mungus."
[Ethan] Bitch, you have a fuckin' problem.
[Ethan] Yeah, you're right. Let's put the visor down. Let's proceed cautiously.
[SJW] I-I-I wanna know why, uh, you interviewed him but you didn't interview all of these other people who ar-
[Camera Man] We are interviewing people.
[SJW] Oh, you are inter- okay, awesome- tha-tha-that's-that's really great.
[Ethan] If she came up to me and starting asking me questions, this is what I would do.
[Ethan and Hila flip their visor down]
[Ethan] Bitch, see you later.
[Ethan] OH, and by the way, my name..
[Ethan dramatically flips his visor back up]
[Ethan] Hugh Mungus. See yah!
[Ethan flips his visor back down]
[Hila Giggles™]
[Ethan] I wonder if she's like their leader.
[Ethan] There seems to be a whole group of them. A whole f- gaggle of them.
[Ethan] She's like their- she's the le- she's their Gandalf.
[Hila] She could be.
[Ethan] She's Gandalf the Whiner.
[Ethan] Gandalf the Weak.
[Hila Giggle Strikes Again™]
[Ethan] Gandalf the Triggered.
[Ethan] Gandalf the Fucking Whiny Complaining Dumb Silly-
[Ethan, whispering] Bitch.
[Hila] Tsk.
[SJW] WHY DID YOU COME AFTER ME? YET, YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY!
[Man In Suit] Ma'am.
[SJW] RUNNING AWAY!
[Man In Suit] Ma'am. You-You're-
[SJW] RUNNING AWAY!
[Man In Suit] You're disrupting-
[SJW] IM NOT DISRUPTING ANYTHING.
[Man In Suit] Disrupting business-
[SJW] I'M GOING AFTER THE PERSON WHO HARRASED ME. WHICH WAS YOU.
[Man in Suit looks back with clear annoyance before saying "Okay."]
[Ethan and Hila] OOOOOO.
[Ethan] She finally got a new target.
[Hila] Oh my god.
[Ethan] By the way, once you accuse this soft spoken, absolute gentlemen of harassment. You have lost.
[Ethan] You have completely lost at that point.
[Hila] Yeah.
[Ethan] That guy is an absolute gentlemen.
[Ethan] He's- [Hila] That's it.
[Ethan] You lost. Checkmate. You just checkmated yourself.
[Ethan] Well, I'll tell you when she checkmated herself.
[Ethan] When she uploaded this fuckin' video to YouTube.
[Ethan] That's pretty much when she checkmated (yeah) herself.
[Ethan] Whoo, my god.
[Michelle] Wow, Ethan, great moves! Keep it up. Proud of you.
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