THIS IS THE TRUE STORY OF SIX M.
BEIN' PUT IN A MOTHER(BLEE.
AND HAVIN' THEIR MOTHER(BLEEP) .
FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE STOP BEIN' ALL POLITE
AND SHIT AND START BEIN' REAL.
MAD REAL.
MAD
( all ) HOBOKEN !
A'IGHT ?
ALL RIGHT ?
WHEN I FIRST ENTERED THE HOUSE, UM, YOU KNOW...
NEEDLESS TO SAY, I WAS A LITTLE SURPRISED
TO MEET THE OTHER ROOMMATES.
SORRY, SORRY.
HOW YA DOIN' ?
WHAT'S UP, BABY ?
( all arguing )
( woman ) WHAT ? WHAT ? WHAT ? WHAT ?
HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON ? MY NAME IS CHAD.
( coughing )
( muttering )
I DON'T HANG OUT WITH MANY BLACK PEOPLE.
WHO ORDERED PIZZA ?
NO, NO, NO, I, I-- I'M YOUR NEW ROOMMATE, RIGHT ?
YOU WANNA-- YOU WANNA ROOM ?
NAH, UH, ALL THE BEDS IS FULL.
YOU GOT TO ROOM WITH TYREE.
( Tyree ) MY NAME IS TYREE, AND, YEAH,
I WENT TO PRISON.
I'M-- I'M YOUR ROOMMATE, CHAD.
WELL, LOOKY HERE, CHAD,
FOR THE ENTIRE PERIOD YOU IN MY ROOM,
I BETTER NOT CATCH YOU STANDIN' UP PEEIN'.
YOU SIT DOWN WHEN YOU PEE, YOU UNDERSTAND ?
UH...
THAT'S RIGHT.
NOW, GET YOUR FAT ASS ON OUT OF HERE, WHITE BOY.
NIGHTY-NIGHT, KEEP YOUR BUTTHOLE TIGHT.
LET ME TRY ON SOME COTTON
WHAT'S THE SQUARE ROOT OF THIS APARTMENT ?
HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS GETTING HIMSELF INTO, YOU KNOW ?
♪ WE PERSEVERE ♪
THEY GAVE US A JOB RUNNING THE JUICE BAR.
THANKS A LOT.
I WASN'T REALLY CRAZY ABOUT THE WAY
SOME OF THE OTHER ROOMMATES, UM, ACTED IN THE JUICE BAR.
( coughing )
LOOK AT ME, AMERICA, I'M MAKIN' JUICE.
I CALL THIS, "THE TRON SPECIAL."
BOO-YA !
THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE GOOD SHIT.
DRIP, DRIP, DRIP, DRIP...
IT'S JUST BETTER IF, UH...
GET OUTTA MY FACE, NIGGA !
I'M MAKING JUICE, ALL RIGHT ?
FINE, FINE, YOU MAKE YOUR JUICE, I DON'T KNOW.
WHOA !
THEY DIDN'T HAVE MUCH RESPECT FOR THE JOB.
( Tron ) ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
HOLD ON, LET ME ROLL, ONE MORE ROLL, ONE MORE ROLL.
HEY, UH, GUYS, YOU KNOW, UH--
WE'RE HERE TO WORK, NOT PLAY.
YOU KNOW, WE CAN'T HAVE THIS CONVERSATION EVERY DAY.
HEY !
YO, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, MAN ?!
WHY YOU WANNA WORK SO HARD, HUH ?!
YEAH, MAN, AMERICA WANNA SEE US LIVE, NOT WORK.
LOOK AT ME, AMERICA, LOOK HOW TRON IS LIVING.
FOR THE CITY...
GET YOUR ASS OUTTA HERE, NOW !
THIS IS A PLACE OF BUSINESS...
WELL, BRING SOME JUICE BACK, NIGGA !
SELL ME SOME JUICE, BITCH, I'M THIRSTY !
GET ME A PHILLY BLUNT, SON.
AND A BANANA COGNAC, BIATCH !
C'MON, A-CLICKETY-CLACK, A-CLICKETY-CLACK.
( sirens wailing )
POLICE, POLICE, THEY COMIN' THIS WAY !
THIS WAY, COME ON, Y'ALL !
GET MY MONEY ! HURRY, GET MY MONEY !
MY GIRLFRIEND KATIE CAME IN FROM MAINE,
SO GREAT TO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME WITH HER.
HI, MY NAME IS KATIE.
( Chad ) I KNOW WE'RE STILL YOUNG,
BUT, I GET THE FEELING THAT KATIE, YOU KNOW,
SHE MIGHT BE THE ONE.
TYREE MADE ME REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE,
THE WAY HE WAS LOOKING AT ME AND KATIE.
SOMETHING IN HIS EYES THAT KIND OF SCARED ME,
YOU KNOW, AND, UH... IT WASN'T APPROPRIATE.
... KEEP ON DOIN' WHAT YOU DOIN'.
AND THEN THERE WAS THAT ONE NIGHT IN MY ROOM.
( audience ) OH !
( Tyree ) SAY, NIGGA, GET YOUR ASS UP.
I NEED THAT BED. I GOT COMPANY.
MY MAN, LYSOL, FRESH OUT THE JOINT.
YEAH.
HELLO, LYSOL, NO PROBLEM, TYREE.
C'MON, KATIE, LET'S GO.
NO, NAH, NAH, SON, OOH, SHE CAN STAY.
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT, CHAD ? I'M GONNA STAY HERE.
LYSOL AND TYREE, THEY'RE JUST GENUINELY NICE GUYS.
WHAT YOU WAITIN' FOR, MAN ? GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF HERE
BEFORE I CUT SOME BACON OFF YOUR BACK.
CAN WE STOP THE TAPE ?
( Lysol ) WHAT'S UP ?
YEAH, WE GONNA SEND THAT BACK TO THE JOINT
SO NIGGAS KNOW HOW WE LIVIN' OUT HERE,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
I SAW KATIE WITH, UH, TYREE AND LYSOL,
AND, UM, I WORKED MY WAY THROUGH IT.
( Tyree ) DO YOUR THING THERE, DOGGY, YEAH !
( sobbing ) OH, KATIE...
YO, COULD YOU HOLD IT DOWN ?
WE'RE TRYIN' TO MAKE LOVE OVER HERE.
UM, IT'S GOOD TO BE ALONE FOR A MINUTE
IN THE CONFESSION ROOM.
( laughing )
NIGGAS IS WILDIN' !
( crowd yelling )
I REMEMBER THAT WE WERE ALL JOKING AROUND,
AND TRON GOT ME IN A, UH... A SLEEPER HOLD.
OH YEAH !
( crowd yelling )
I'M KING OF THE WORLD !
I DON'T THINK HE MEANT TO HURT ME, BUT, UH...
I DON'T, I'LL BE HONEST,
I DON'T REMEMBER A WHOLE LOT AFTER THAT.
SSSSS !
( crowd yelling )
( Tyree ) WE GONNA TAKE CHAD UPSTAIRS,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN', AND TUCK HIM IN.
OH, OKAY, THAT'S NICE, YEAH.
BE CAREFUL IF YOU GET A SLEEPER HOLD
BECAUSE THE NEXT DAY YOUR ANUS WILL REALLY HURT.
YOU KNOW, I'LL ADMIT IT,
WHEN MY DAD CAME BY, I WAS A LITTLE BIT CONCERNED.
( Chad ) HEY, GUYS, I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU ALL TO MY DAD.
I BROUGHT SOME BROWNIES.
DO THEY GOT WEED IN 'EM ?
NO !
I FELT BAD FOR THAT WHITE BOY,
BUT HIS DADDY SHOULDN'T HAVE LOOKED AT HER LIKE THAT,
SO, YOU KNOW ?
... 'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE HOW YOU LOOKED AT ME.
WHY YOU GOTTA LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT ?!
ZONDRA, I APOLOGIZE.
I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M LOOKING AT YOU.
LIKE WHAT ?!
OH, LOOK ! LOOK, HE DOIN' IT !
I'LL LOOK OVER HERE !
DON'T LOOK AT ME !
HE DON'T KNOW HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE.
WHY YOU GOTTA BE LOOKIN' AT ME, WHITE MAN ?!
I'M NOT LOOKING AT ANYONE, IF SOMEONE...
( grunting )
I'VE BEEN STABBED !
BLAH, BLAH...
ZONDRA, I'VE BEEN STABBED...
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID !
YOU CAME IN THE HOUSE WITH SIX WILD (CENSORED),
THAT'S WHAT YOU DID !
"I'M-- I'M BLEEDING !"
( Chad ) HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE ?
( chatter and music )
( loud chatter continues )
HA ! I SAID, LOOK...
ENOUGH !
( music stops )
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE ?!
CAN'T YOU BE QUIET FOR ONE NIGHT ?!
IT'S 1:30 IN THE MORNING AND I HAVE TO GET UP EARLY
TO GO TO WORK, DAMN IT !
OH, THIS WHITE BOY'S TRIPPIN', "YOU PEOPLE ?"
WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN, "YOU PEOPLE ?!"
I THINK WE NEED TO HAVE A HOUSE MEETING, Y'ALL.
A'IGHT ?
( stomping up stairs )
( Zondra ) THE REASON WHY WE CALLED THIS HOUSE MEETING IS BECAUSE
WE JUST DON'T FEEL SAFE WITH YOU IN THE HOUSE ANYMORE, CHAD.
ARE YOU SERIOUS ?
I DON'T FEEL SAFE.
WE FEEL AS THOUGH YOU SHOULD LEAVE, MAN... TODAY.
I SHOULD LEAVE ?
TYREE, YOU-- YOU STABBED MY DAD !
AND YOU HAD SEX WITH KATIE.
WAIT A MINUTE, YOU GOT THAT ALL WRONG.
I DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH KATIE.
LYSOL HAD SEX WITH KATIE.
I JUST FILMED IT.
NO, TYREE, YOU HAD SEX WITH ME TOO.
CORRECTION, I HAD SEX WITH KATIE.
AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE ?!
I MEAN, REALLY, MAN,
WE COULD JUST FUCK YOU UP.
BUT, YOU KNOW, WE TRYIN' TO BE, YOU KNOW, COMBENIAL ABOUT THIS.
BUT WORSE COME TO WORSE,
WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO FUCK YOU UP.
RIGHT.
FINE, I-- I GUESS I'LL GO.
HEY, CHAD ?
I HAD SEX WITH KATIE TOO, MAN.
KATIE HAS SOME BIG-ASS TITTIES.
( laughing )
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♪ AAAHH OH OH ♪
♪ OH ♪
♪ OOOOOH ♪
♪ GOT THAT FEELING' OOOHHH ♪
♪ GOT THAT FEELING' OOOOH ♪♪