whatever you you got anyone a guy
a girl i don't know i got a wayne
what the is a weight
i guess that's a weight
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uh you wanna come in ain't gonna do
anything weird right
we're like white like some guy down on
tory asked if you could see my feet
i don't want to see your feet
yeah whatever it's fine i guess
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okay
so uh was i tall enough i
said you're gonna be my girlfriend or
whatever you're gonna buy some cookies
or whatever
i wanna i don't get any money so
i guess something oh god i don't need
that much
we have to do right
okay here's the rules
i like that romance all right i
don't like flowers
i don't want to a stupid valentine on
valentines
i don't want to hold your fat sweaty
hands all the time and i'm never going
to cook for you unless i'm making some
for myself
got it yeah and don't look at me like
that
i i don't know your name
my dwayne that is so weird
that's my name too
oh dummy dell
my name is dell and it ain't short for
nothing so don't ask
what are you gonna do all that it's for
my campaign
it's gonna be mayor hey i'm gonna run
for mayor when i'm old enough
then i'll be in charge of this ass
town and none of these will be
able to tell me what to do anymore
including my dad and my
brothers
i'm gonna vote for you
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hey do you uh do you want to go cut some
snakes in half with a shovel
yes
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i'm gonna kill you now
was that going to do you any good
were they going to do any good now
neither you some son of a
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you wayne don't hurt him what did i tell
you about see my daughter
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go
what's all this breakfast
i made breakfast
good because i need that goddamn jerky
again
thanks welcome
this chicken no rabbit
stuff
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i never been this clean before not even
when i was born i don't think you
weren't clean then neither
you ever seen the baby when it first
comes out a bloody uncovered a mom goop
i should hold y'all's got mangoes i know
and you know what i thought i would hate
but turns out i don't
the way the dryer plays a song when it's
done i like to try a song
i know it's like here i made your
clothes all warm for you now i'm gonna
sing you a lullaby or whatever
anything in there no not really so i'm
saying that a guy got a bj from another
synthetic guy
a bunch of people got e coli shits from
lettuce and uh
this whole section's on dining alfresco
is that french for eating naked or
something i was thinking in the pictures
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your new life begins here with original
hardwood floors
recessed lighting i hate mushrooms
i'll eat your mushrooms
you guys want to see me down here hang
out with a bunch of
so cool
that's not so hard
i need to pee i bet you'll do
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is
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matter
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everybody out
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do you want to dance with me
i don't know i swear to your hands
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i was born
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you