(emotional stock music plays)
Why do good girls...
Like bad guys?
I asked this question for a real long time...
ok?
Some deep stuff, man.
I like me some deep, heavy, thoughtful stuff.
My favorite philosophers?
Plato, Aristotle...
Jaden Smith.
Oh, Jaden Smith. Like he's... he's grown.
He's moved on from that stage in his life.
But to me?
He?
He's always just going to be the mirrors kid.
Anyway, back to subject.
I'm a man of pontification.
I like to think a little.
I like to t h o n k
I'm-I'm a man who t h o n k
And do you know, the best place for some-
*Slazo awakes*
Awakening, for some third eye opening stuff to happen...
In-Instagram
So basically, today, I'm going to be looking at some of the deepest most-
*bones crunch*
Heavy hitting stuff on Instagram.
And we'll see what we've got, we'll see what um...
What new branch of science we'll discover today.
Uh, so hold onto your nuts, ladies and gentlemen.
This is gonna get pretty- (laughs)
(hold onto your nuts)
So the first account we've got is called
Underscore deep, underscore mean,underscore (_deep_mean_)
Just by reading the name, I'm already in the mood for some thunking.
Ok so, for the first post we've got
*laughs*
We've got this dude on a ladder, lets see what we got.
Ok, they're both climbing the ladder, where to?
Lets find out.
She gets tired.
uh (laughs)
A dude comes up in a space ship, and parks in mid air next to them.
Y-y-you know.
Uh, he steals this guy's girl...
and then they blast off to the moon.
Take her to the moon for me...
This guy just got cucked!
Is the...? Is the message just...?
"get cucked by astronaut men." -_deep_mean_
what?!
Ok so basically this one, a guy and a girl meet at a fast food place,
love at first sight
They're about to get married... "I love you very much", um...
What happens?
Bruh.
*slaps*
*laughs*
Is...is that just the... the moral of this page?
Its just, "ok guys..."
"get cucked."
"its cool :)"
"We are lost in this society :'("
Just the word "society" at this point.
*"Mad World" starts to play*
Don't you guys know that situation where a building is burning, and people are just in front of it?
Y'know, taking pictures in swimsuits?
Don't you know that situation?
And like, whats even the message here?
Like the fire brigade are there.
They're doing their jobs
They'll put out the fire.
She's just getting a cool picture while she's there.
This is so sad!
Can we get 10,000,000,000 likes?!?
For s o c i e t y
And they used the song that's like...
It's, it's the meme song, you can't take it seriously!
It's the same as if they were to use, like
the sad violin for this
(sad violin)
it'd be just like... another reason to not take it seriously.
Internet! Thank you!
I'm so glad my internet is just not... not working
I'm so gla-HA HAH
That makes me so happy.
I just love Australian internet so much. *Land Down Under starts to play ironically*
Its so quick!
It might not be easy, but its going to be worth it.
Unrelated picture of a chain.
Because...it's strong, or something, I don't know.
It doesn't need to make sense.
We always wait for our special one's message daily, but we dont know that they are busy with their special one.
Is this another one about being cheated on? About being cucked?
I swear to god!
Uh, deep mean?
More like...
cuck.
lol.
Ok guys, so here's a tip, ok?
Unsuccessful people...
Failures, just build on top of them.
Successful people, build a structurally unsafe stairway that's gonna fall.
They... they're gonna...
F**king break their neck on the ground.
*laughs*
It takes self education to escape the rat race and be finacially free.
what, like...
what an oversimplification.
and the anonymous mask, like-
*ruffles hair* HAAH!
And I just noticed...
math, science, history.
unravelling the mystery that... *Big Bang Theory theme starts to play*
B A Z I N G A !
I know you'll never be mine,
but it's nice to imagine it! <3
How is that deep?
That's just kind of sad, and creepy.
Its like, "I know we'll never be together! But I imagine it daily!"
"Oh god, that's the best moment of my day."
And theres this comment here, which is-
*Kisses thumb and pointer finger while an anime girl moans*
Beautiful.
Very, very meaningful.
book, when I pass the-
If I will pass the book when I pass the-?
what?
What a complex series of-
*laughs* wha-
Ok so first thing that happens is that I look at him, he looks away, I look up, he looks down, I look left, he looks right...
and then the cheat code is unlocked!
Ok, so basically, it's all this, and then...
First comment.
It's someones life story, followed by...
first!
So many years of education, *picture of Shahid Kapoor for no discernible reason*
Yet nobody has taught us how to love ourself.
Uh, hey kids?
Settle down, settle down.
Ok? Um...
This is love class, we're gonna be teaching you all about self love.
Yes! I'm fat.
Because my mom makes the best food
Yes, I'm an alcoholic...
but, I mean, Red Label?
Is so good, I mean it's not my fault, right?
I am the type of person who feels shy to speak in real, ok?
But I can chat very nicely.
Yes, it is much easier to ask for nudes over text.
That is true.
Please don't make that face at me.
Like, it's just the most middle-hitting, like,
It's not saying anything, it's just
"Hey guys! It's harder to talk to people in real life, than talk to them over text."
Really? (NANI?!)
Like, at that point you may as well just have
"I dislike speaking in front of my class at school."
Like, of course you do! So does everyone!
Whe-haha when a boy is silent, he is just silent only,
But when a girl is silent,
*thonks*
million of things are running in her mind
Boys don't think.
this is not... deep.
DEEP.
how is this deep?
I'll give you five seconds to tell me how it's deep, ok?
Time starts now.
Just kidding.
It's, it's not deep!
It's (slazo intensifies) NOT!
Uh...
I would hope not like this.
"Yeah, I've had friends lie to me a couple of times, but I've never had them stab me in the back while I'm picking a flower."
And why is this dude picking a flower-
*realizes*
he's not picking a flower, he's tying his laces (nice)
I'm an idiot.
Hey guys, shoelaces, flower...
easily mistakable.
six?
Why is this guy's wife still going to... like, school?
um...
how old is his wife?
and who are you? Like-
Like who's the person writing this?
Like is there always just some person waiting outside the class as well
just lookin, like :|
"Oh, yeah, that guys always here."
Anyway, too many questions, not enough time.
Lets move on
Ok, the next account we've got is-
deep text.s
there's a difference, ok?
if you look closely, one of them has an "I" in it.
Like it's just,
"Hey"
"Hello"
There's a difference, ok?
One of them has two syllables-
ok?
um
I think about this a lot
*laughs* Like I just imagine this person
This person just at home
just thonkin
Just thinking about their ex's dogs, just like...
they... they...they don't know why I left!
Thank you for that, Manuel.
I don't care what they say, ok?
*shakes finger dramatically* I don't- I don't
I don't even give a care...
I don't give a single one.
ok?
Don't you guys love oversimplification?
I mean...
Thi-thi-this is true all the time, there are no coincidences in any parts of life
whatever makes you comfortable, that's correct
This is so deep, you guys
Can we get- can we get 10 trillion likes? *claps*
Hey guys, smash like if this hits you hard, if this means a lot to you
if this-if this cuts you deep
this is so d e e p!
you... are mine.
you're my f**king loser
um, there's a lot here.
I'm not doing the rest of this
I would rather get bowel cancer.
But anyways, I think you get the idea.
If this video taught you something, be sure to smash like, yeah?
I mean why not?
If this video said a lot about our society, be sure to subscribe,
Hit the notifcation bell, that'd be great.
And if you also live in a society, ok
Then be sure to become a member of the channel.
The button will be down below and the link in the description.
It would help a lot if you would.
And if you have any ideas for videos, things like that,
Be sure to comment them down below or leave them at the subreddit.
something like that.
And also, update, today was my last day of the school term,
So I'll have a couple of weeks off.
In which I'm going to be pumping out videos much faster, so...
look forward to that, I'm gonna be um,
well, well this is the game, this is the youtube game,
this is um, this is me
*smacks his own hand with his fist*
I'm gonna be crushing it, boi
So look forward to that.
There will be more videos, more stuff, more squeeze, and more XD
So looks for- *laughs in Slazo one last time*
Anyway, I hope you've enjoyed the video.
I hope you'v-
I've already said that.
And as always, I'll see you in the next one.
bye.
(I could feel my soul escaping my being as I made subtitles for this 10 minute long video)
(I am never doing this again)
(whatever this is)