- You said you wanted to talk?
- Yeah, I have something I need to tell you.
- Okay, whats up?
- This is a little embarassing for me,
I've never felt this way.
- Caspar, you know you can tell me anything.
- I think I have feelings for you.
- Really?
- Yeah, am I crazy?
- No.
Honestly, I think I have feelings for you too.
- Really?
I think I love you.
- I think I love you too.
- (kissing noises)
- This is so dumb, I can't do it.
- Oh my God, if you're going to tell Kim
you like her, you need to practice.
Stop being such a dork.
Or as you say, geezer.
- I'm just going to call her.
- Honestly man, as your friend,
I want to encourage you right.
But here's the thing,
you suck.
- What do you mean?
- You have no game bro.
- There's a line of girls, literally waiting for me.
- A meet up at Vidcon doesn't count.
- Are you taking the piss?
- Okay, you see that?
That right there, don't do that okay?
She's not going to understand your British slang.
- Fine then, are you taking the mick?
- What? No no stop, stop, listen.
You need to take your Nando's eating,
Top Shop wearing self,
and just calm down.
Take my advice.
- Fine, go on then.
What should I do?
- Just be yourself, okay.
Except don't say anything that you
would usually say.
- But I say such nice, sweet things.
- Exactly, listen being sweet is not how you
get a girlfriend okay.
Being sweet is how you get friend zoned.
What you need to do, is play hard to get.
- But, but I'm not hard to get.
I'm really really really easy to get,
like, so easy.
- Oh my God, you are like the effing UberX
of boyfriends.
No surcharge, nothing.
Just sitting there, available, in your Prius,
offering me water and gum.
- Fine, Lilly, just tell me what to do.
- Call Kim and let her know you have options, brav.
Okay, let Kim know, if she's not down,
you got Kylie on the other line, fam.
- Okay, okay I'm doing it right now.
- That's right brav, let gal know whats
good, innit fam.
- Wait, why do you have an accent all of a sudden?
- Damn, sorry, when I hear a British accent,
I just copy it, I dont know.
- I'm South African.
- What?
- Yeah, I've been South African the whole time.
Hey Kim!
- Come on.
- Um, I have Kylie on the other line.
- This bloke, give her some context.
- I, I want to talk to you, but no wait,
I want to ask you something.
- Yeah yeah yeah, but I don't have time.
- But I don't have much time.
- Yeah yeah, tell her I'm too busy working out.
- I'm too busy jerking out.
- What? No, working out, working out!
- Oh, what, Up?
With my strong arm.
- What are you doing?
Honestly, just marry Joe.
Okay, Caspar Sugg, it works.
- Kimberly, I like you.
- No no no no no!
- I think you're really pretty.
- Friend zone!
Hello!
Friend zone!
- But I don't want to be friend zoned.
- You're not supposed to tell her that.
See, you're the type of person that
signals three times when making a three point turn.
In your UberX.
This is the end for you, this is it.
This is the end.
- End?
End?
I want to be in the end zone.
- Shut up, tell her 'do you know how lucky you are?'
- Do you know how lucky you are?
Wait, that's a little bit rude.
But don't worry, I'm feeling lucky too.
- What are you, you're such a creep,
you're gonna get arrested for verbal assault.
- She's worth the jail time.
I don't even mind handcuffs, if that's what you want.
- Are you hearing yourself?
- Do you want to go on a date?
- Demand a date!
- Please?
- Don't ask, you tell her.
- I'm so lonely.
- Let her know,
yo, if you say no, I got so many other
DM's to attend to.
- And if you say no,
I have so many other D's to attend to.
- Tell her, it's going so down in my DM's,
I need a ladder to get out of my inbox.
Tell her.
- I need a ladder, it's like snakes and ladders in here.
- Yeah okay.
- I'm sliding down those snakes right now.
- Oh, I see you're improving, okay, thats okay.
- I'm slithering on down.
- Okay, that's a bit weird.
- (random noises) I'm like Mowgli, Jungle Book style
up in here.
Hello? Hi? Hello?
I think Kimberly hung up.
- What?
She hung up?
Dude, you were killing it!
Honestly, I felt like I was watching the red wedding.
- Oh my God, she hates me.
- Not even, that was so good!
Dude, if she doesn't like you, that's her loss.
- You're just saying that.
- No, I'm not.
Caspar, you're such a great guy okay.
If Kim doesn't like you, then you
make like Kanye, and you eff Kim.
- Yeah, yeah I guess.
- Dude, she's probably like a
huge weirdo anyway, trust me.
She's probably one of those people
that like pours milk into a bowl before cereal.
Or like, doesn't like Nutella.
I bet you she has some weird shrine.
- Yeah who needs really really exciting relationships
when you have friendships.
- Exactly, friends forever.
- You're the best, Lil.
I love you.
- I love you too.
- Hmm, I better go.
- I'll walk you out.
(door opens)
(ominous music)
No one is ever gonna get between us.
My little Cassey-Poo.
(kissing)
Goodnight.
(sigh)
Hope you enjoyed that video.
Thanks so much for being on my channel.
- [Caspar] Okay, Get off - [Lilly] Hug me, why don't
- [Caspar] me, stop stop. - [Lilly] you love me.
- [Lilly] Okay this is weird now (laughs)
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One love, Superwoman,
uh huh, that is a wrap, and zoop!
- Beep
- Nailing it.