Can I ask you a question?
We revealed big news on the podcast
which is that you are pregnant with twins.
Yeah.
And we talked about it on the podcast.
Has anyone heard about it through the podcast
who didn't know in you immediate circle
or did you manage to get to everyone first?
'Cause I would think that would be socially awkward
if say, your mom heard it on the podcast
(laughing) but you hadn't told her.
Or Tak. Yeah, or your husband, Tak.
(laughing)
He's driving on the freeway
listening to the pod, catching up.
What? And he drives into a barn.
(laughing)
Yeah, there were a few people we forgot to tell,
and that's how we found out.
They texted us and they were like, you're pregnant?
With twins?
And you didn't tell us? Well, this is a good way
to find out who listens to the podcast.
I know. Who really listens.
Well, and also, they listen
'cause they're my friends and they care about me.
Also I guess they're fans of Conan, whatever.
Yeah, I'm sorry, let's do a quick correction there.
They can call you any time,
but if they want the pure liquid comedy gold,
they've gotta come to the fountain of said gold.
What? Conan O'Brien.
And you play a part.
You're there with your ladle.
And Gourley, you're there with your little cup
to get some of the liquid gold and splash it around but-
Just a little thimble. A little thimble.
But yeah, that's why your friends are tuning in.
You think my friends are tuning in
because of you instead of me? Yes, yes, I do.
I think they can talk to you anytime.
But they're like, oh my God, is he on that podcast with you?
My God, God, God, God!
And then they listen and then they hear you, too.
And the they find out that you're pregnant
and they call you.
Anyway, that was- Anyway, this is fun.
Brief look into my mind. Yep.
Sona. Hm.
How's it all going?
How's your mom handling this news?
She has been waiting.
You know, I've known you for many years
and for years she wanted you to get married.
Yeah. I mean, to the point
where it was like, just anybody, you know?
Okay, calm down, it wasn't that bad.
It was just, she was getting a little restless,
but she wasn't like, anything you bring home,
just marry it. You and I did a segment
in Armenia where I took you to a woman
who matched Armenian men with women, did you not?
Yes, we did. And you seriously considered
some of those men, and many of them were in their-
No, I didn't!
They were in their 60s! Oh my God!
They were all like, and also I think matchmaking
is looked down upon in Armenia.
And so they had all either gone to prison.
Yes! Or they had like five kids.
You remember that woman,
you can probably look up this segment online,
but I took Sona to this little house in Armenia
and this woman was showing you people.
And every time, and she'd show us a picture
and it was this guy who maybe was,
I wanna say conservatively 65 or 70.
(laughs) Yes. And looked like
he'd been in a fight and lost multiple times.
And then she would say, "This guy's good, this guy's good.
Now, there is a problem."
(laughs) Yes. She would always say,
"There is a problem" and we would go, "What?"
And then she would talk about, he was in prison.
For what? Well, this is the best part.
I followed up and I said, "Imprisoned for what?"
And she said, "I can't remember.
He was eating with somebody and they had an argument
and he stabbed him with his fork."
(laughing)
And I'm looking at this guy who looks like a pirate
long after the ship went down. (laughing)
And he stabbed someone at a meal who was his friend.
So watch what you say at the wedding dinner to this guy.
[Sona] Oh my God.
So anyway, no, I jest, but you married the perfect guy.
Yeah, I did. Tak.
I can never remember his last name so I just add
an isian to his first name which is Tak Takisian.
Yes, which is not his name, but yeah, Tak Boroyan.
Yeah, Takisian.
That's not how Armenian names work.
You don't just add an ian at the end of their first name.
Well, they all have an ian
at the end of their last name, right?
They do, but it's not like- I'm suggesting
to the Armenian people, lose the middle man.
Just add an ian to the back of your first name
so it's Tak Takisian.
So I'd be Sona Sonian? Yeah.
No, that's- Sona Sonian.
That doesn't make sense, that's stupid.
I'd be Conan Conanininain. (laughing)
Conan Conanian.
Yeah, you could pass for Armenian.
You could with that complexion, with that hair.
I could be an Armenian man who's very ill.
(laughs) Who's very ill.
And then I go on that website that that woman has.
(Sona and Matt laughing)