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- "Google Feud." Never seen this before.
- I have no idea what this is.
- How can you play a game against Google when Google has all the answers?
- I think I saw somebody play this.
It's like Family Feud, but isn't it like...
the guesses of what people search up?
- (Katie) This is Google Feud.
It's like Family Feud, but the answers are the results
from Google's auto-complete.
- Oh, that could either be entertaining or really weird.
Auto-complete has some very bizarre searches
that people have come up with.
- I think that's really cool, but I think I'm going to be terrible at it.
I don't really ask Google a lot of questions.
I just search up a lot of famous people.
- I was trying to look up something for school
and it auto-corrected to "Why is there a Pakistani sleeping on my couch?"
So, assuming this whole game is gonna be exactly like that,
then it's gonna be fun.
- (Katie) Feel free to start by picking a category.
- Hmm. Let's do "people."
"How does Google autocomplete this query?"
"I lied about my..."
So I'm just supposed to guess what I think the most searched thing is?
- "Job?"
And then I just click Enter?
(buzzer)
Nope? Okay.
- (sounding out) "Relationship."
These are all so bad.
(buzzer) No. Okay.
"I lied about my appearance" because catfish.
(buzzer) Nope.
Okay. Oh, I-- oh wait.
"Age."
I don't know why I didn't get "age."
I feel like that was so obvious.
- I'm gonna start with "people" 'cause I feel like
it'll just be easier for me.
I think I know a lot of peoples.
- "I was bitten by a..."
I'm just gonna say "zombie." I don't care.
(buzzer)
Wrong?
"Bear?" (buzzer)
"Person?" (buzzer)
That's weird! "A radioactive detective."
Okay. Can I click on it?
It's a TV show?
- (Katie) It's a reference to a TV show. - Oh.
- Let's do "names."
"Steven..." Oh, "Universe!"
Yes.
Yeah, first one.
Tired out my whole response library on the first question.
- "Is stupid."
(buzzer)
No? Okay.
- "Is a thief."
(buzzer) No? Okay.
"Steven Ty--" oh, Steven Tyler!
I should have known Steven Tyler.
"Steven Yuen."
Oh, that's the guy from The Walking Dead.
- "Questions."
"Can Jesus..."
(slowly) "Walk on water?"
Oh, yeah. (clicks tongue)
"Sing."
(buzzer) No.
"Fly?"
Oh my gosh. I'm amazing today.
"Walk through walls?"
(buzzer) No.
"Microwave a burrito."
It's just like one of those weird Google questions.
I mean, everyone can microwave a burrito.
- "Questions."
"Why is my boyfriend... so devilishly handsome?"
(buzzer) How?
What do people look up?
"So into video games?" (buzzer)
Nope.
"Funny?"
(buzzer) (groaning) Oh!
- "Hot," "annoying"-- I said-- I said handsome!
That totally counts.
- "Why does my dad..."
"Grunt."
(buzzer)
Okay, dad noises.
- "Why does my dad make noises?"
Let's try that. That's a stupid question.
I'm afraid to ask. (buzzer)
Okay, that didn't work either.
"Drink," "smell," "not love me"--
Man, a lot of these people have some issues!
- Next round.
I'll do "culture."
"Donald Trump looks like..."
"My grandma."
(buzzer) Nope.
(typing) (buzzer)
He looks like a tumbleweed, though!
Like, I don't understand.
Like one of those little, wrinkly hairless dogs,
but I don't think that that's one of them.
"A block of cheese."
(buzzer) That's wrong.
"An Oompa-Loompa." Oh my gosh!
That one's perfect. I like these answers.
They're funny.
- "Culture." "Looks like..."
All right, there's a lot of things that he looks like.
(typing loudly) "Orange."
Yes!
"Looks like Hillary." (buzzer)
Nope.
(typing) (buzzer)
Nothing.
"An Oompa-Loompa."
That's-- it was on the tip of my tongue!
- "Paul..."
Oh.
(clapping) Let's go.
"Paul..." (gasps) Simon!
Yes! Okay.
(giggling) I think I ran out of Pauls that I know.
I'm just gonna put some random ones. (buzzer)
Oh, I still have another shot?
I'm gonna put a dumb last name.
"Weston." No? (giggles) (buzzer)
"McCartney."
Wow. How could I forget him? That's really sad.
- Let's do "culture" again.
"Coconut milk."
I did it.
Ice cream because vegans probably use Google a lot.
(buzzer) No?
"Coconut water," that's smart.
I'm blanking today. Okay.
(typing) (buzzer)
Nope, okay.
Oh, "coconut oil." That's true.
My mom uses that.
- I'm gonna go with "culture."
"College is..."
"Terrible."
(buzzer) Okay.
"Something that will bring you...
knee-deep in debt." (buzzer)
All right, nope.
"A waste of time."
"College is power scholarship."
"College is hard."
"College is bullshit."
I don't think many people like college on Google.
(typing)
- Hmm, okay.
Uh, I think this is how you spell her name.
All right.
Oh, "Poehler."
(buzzer) Really, Amy--?
Okay, I probably spelled it wrong.
(whispering) H... there it is. All right.
I did all the famous ones that I know.
Rather pathetic, honest.
I'm just gonna put a random word. (buzzer)
I did the famous ones I know. That's what matters.
- Let's do "people" again.
"I cheated on my girlfriend with..."
"Her best friend."
I feel like that's definitely an answer. (buzzer)
That's so common, though.
- "A guy?"
(gasps) That's one of them! That was totally just a guess.
"My ex."
That's the number one one. All right.
"Her friend?"
I think I said-- did I say "best friend?"
Okay, yeah, it was "her friend."
"Her mom?"
Oh, that's one of them. That's awful!
"My friend?" I'm running out of ideas.
(buzzer) Okay.
"My best friend"-- okay, so I was close with that one.
"My cousin." Okay, that's kind of weird.
Oh, I feel like "her sister" was so obvious.
- "I like guys with..."
"Long hair."
Ah-ha! Second one.
"Big hands?"
Okay.
"Blue eyes."
(buzzer) Dah.
"Butts."
(buzzer) Nope.
"Bellies." What? What?
"Big bellies"-- what's the thing with bellies?
There's two of 'em. That's weird.
- "Sports are..."
It's fun.
Yay!
"Pointless?"
I'm on a roll.
"A good pastime."
(buzzer) Hold up. No? Okay.
"Awesome?"
(buzzer)
"Stupid."
(gasps) Yay, I'm so proud of myself.
"Cool."
(buzzer) No? Okay.
"Sports are life."
Well, there's some hardcore sports fans right there.
- "Culture."
"Global warming is fake."
Oh!
"Real." Ha!
"A myth." (nasally) Ha!
I'm on a roll!
"Scary." (buzzer)
"Global warming is dumb?" (buzzer)
"A hoax." (buzzer)
Dang it.
That was my best round. That was my best round.
- "How to get rich off... rich people!"
(buzzer)
'Kay.
It has to be "YouTube" 'cause everyone wants to know.
(claps) Boom!
Boom. I knew it.
"How to get rich off being a stripper."
(buzzer) No?
That's really disappointing.
"Twitter?" "Instagram?"
(typing) "Twitter." (buzzer)
No?
I mean, you can get rich off of weed, but when you get caught
don't come crying to anybody else but yourself.
"Instagram"-- I was gonna put Instagram!
- "The poor should..."
All right, I'm assuming this one came up just to [bleep] with
Donald Trump supporters.
Just like, "Oh, the poor should [bleep] off."
Actually, let's type that one in.
You probably will have to censor that. (buzzer)
(typing)
Why was that number one?!
I wrote that for shits and giggles!
The fact that that's number one?
My god. There's some [bleep] up people in this world.
Damn.
No, no, that's not gonna be one.
It's gonna be something like this.
(buzzer) Oh, wow.
I'm surprised.
I'm surprised that one wasn't there when "die" is the [bleep] first one.
"Stop being poor."
"Pay more taxes."
"Work harder?!"
"Eat their babies?!"
I'm baffled. People are [bleep] up.
- It's super fun and I really liked it.
If you're waiting on something and you're on your phone or laptop,
you could just be like, "Google Feud," and play a few games.
- This was an experience.
I think the relationship ones kind of made me
lose hope in society a little bit, but I think the rest of them
were pretty normal.
- The things people look up's insane.
Hope in humanity just got 1% lower for me.
- I liked the "questions" part, so I like to see what people ask.
'Cause usually they're pretty dumb.
- I liked knowing what people actually search for
and it's kind of funny to see some of the answers.
- That's [bleep] terrifying.
That people ask this type of stuff.
People are [bleep] crazy.
- Thanks for watching us play Google Feud on the React channel.
- What other games would we have fun with?
Let us know in the comments.
- Subscribe for new episodes every week.
- Bye, guys!
I guess I need to step up my Google game.
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